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  1. daniibananii daniibananii
    posted a quote
    November 25, 2010 6:26pm UTC
    "how much is an eminem?"
    "50 cents."
    "WHAT!? Thats ludicris! I want
    my Nickleback.Blackeyedpeas
    are so much cheaper.I can get
    them at my grannys house,
    she lives 3 doors down.
    c'mon, lets take the
    backstreet,boys."

  2. forever_x_love forever_x_love
    posted a quote
    November 25, 2010 6:51pm UTC
    I wonder
    if boys practice saying our
    names with their last names.
    If they doodles our names over their papers.
    anand sheIf they think about us, half as much as we think about them.

  3. BEACHYLOVE BEACHYLOVE
    posted a quote
    November 25, 2010 6:18pm UTC
    I delete
    Around
    Your text messages.

  4. ideschwartz ideschwartz
    posted a quote
    November 25, 2010 2:26pm UTC
    When a girl cries for a guy;
    it means she really misses him.
    But when a guy cries for a girl;
    it means no one can love that girl more than him

  5. sportslover927 sportslover927
    posted a quote
    November 25, 2010 8:45pm UTC
    Dude
    --> W.T.F.
    you liked me in elementary school
    WHEN I WAS UGLY.

    not my layout.

  6. itslovex808 itslovex808
    posted a quote
    November 25, 2010 3:38pm UTC
    Last Year,a man d ie d
    on B la ckFriday,
    Because people trampled on top of him to get inside as he opened the doors of Wal-Mart.
    People killed a man..for shopping.
    What has the world come to?
    Favorite this if you think life is more important than shopping.
    ♥ ♥

  7. justbelieve37 justbelieve37
    posted a quote
    November 25, 2010 2:49pm UTC
    His eyes, his smile, his laugh, his hair, his hugs, his kisses, his voice,
    his everything.

  8. penguinloopy8789 penguinloopy8789
    posted a quote
    November 23, 2010 8:21pm UTC
    And how could we all forget that Jimmy Neutrons dad was obsessed with Ducks <3

  9. DancingAllie DancingAllie
    posted a quote
    November 23, 2010 8:49pm UTC
    You're that guy
    no matter how many other guys I go through,
    I will always have a thing for .


  10. posted a quote
    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
    This quote does not exist.

  11. thebombbb thebombbb
    posted a quote
    November 23, 2010 9:36pm UTC
    Sandy: I like karate!
    Spongebob: I like kar-ah-tay!
    Mr Krabs: I like mon-e-ay!
    Squidward: I hate all of you.

  12. alliee_xx alliee_xx
    posted a quote
    November 23, 2010 7:30pm UTC
    I went to a party Mom, i remembered what you said.
    You told me not to drink Mom, so i drank soda instead.
    I really felt proud inside Mom, the way you said i would.
    I didnt drink and drive Mom, even though the others said i should.
    I know i did the right thing Mom, i know you were always right.
    Now the party is finally ending Mom, as everyone is driving out of sight.
    As i got in my car Mom, i knew id get home in one piece.
    Because of the way you raised me, so responsible and sweet.
    I started to drive away Mom, but as i pulled out into the road,
    The other car didnt see me Mom, and hit me like a load.
    As i lay there on the pavement Mom, i hear the policeman say,
    "The other guy is drunk" Mom, and now im the one who will pay.
    Im lying here dying Mom... i wish youd get here soon.
    How could this happen to me Mom? My life just burst like a balloon.
    There is blood all around me Mom, and most of it is mine.
    I hear the medic say Mom, ill die in a short time.
    I just wanted to tell you Mom, i swear i didnt drink.
    It was the others Mom, the others didnt think.
    He was probably at the same party as i,
    The only difference is that he drank, and i will die.
    Why do people drink Mom? It can ruin your whole life.
    Im feeling sharp pains now, pains like a knife.
    The guy who hit me is walking Mom, and i dont think its fair.
    Im lying here dying, and all he can do is stare.
    Tell my brother not to cry Mom, tell Daddy to be brave.
    And when i go to Heaven Mom, put "Daddy's Girl" on my grave.
    Someone should have told him Mom, not to drink and drive.
    If only they had told him Mom, I would still be alive.
    My breath is getting shorter Mom, im becoming very scared.
    Please dont cry for me Mom, when i needed you, you were always there.
    I have one last question Mom, before i say goodbye.
    I didnt drink and drive.
    So why am i the one to die?

  13. xjaimex3 xjaimex3
    posted a quote
    November 23, 2010 7:30pm UTC
    today....
    I laughed at our new office janitor who said smoking saved his life.
    Turns out, he used to work down at the World Trade Center and on September 11th, 2001..
    he took the elevator down 32 stories to the lobby so he could take his cigarette break approximately
    5 minutes before the first plane struck.

    makesmethink.com

  14. chica0814 chica0814
    posted a quote
    November 23, 2010 8:05pm UTC
    *Blonde Joke...
    |
    | Two blondes walked into a shop
    | and they were really happy, so
    | the shopkeeper said:_______
    | "Why are you 2 so happy?"_
    | The blondes replied: _____
    | "Because we finished a jigsaw_
    | puzzle in 3 days and on the box it
    | said 3-4 years.
    |
    | Favorite if you get it(;

  15. xjaimex3 xjaimex3
    posted a quote
    November 23, 2010 7:58pm UTC
    "Grandpa,pass the milk."
    "GRANDPA, PASS THE MILK"
    *shakes table*
    "Grandpa..PASS THE MILK!!"
    Grandpa:" EARTHQUAKE!!"
    *Gets up and runs*
    " GRANDPA,THATS NOT OUR CAR!"

  16. nameyou2468 nameyou2468
    posted a quote
    November 23, 2010 5:12pm UTC
    Cause everytime we touch--->
    I Get This feelling ♥
    And everytime we kiss
    I swear I could fly
    don't you hear my heart beat so
    I wont Let you go....

  17. SmilesxAllxAround SmilesxAllxAround
    posted a quote
    November 23, 2010 7:56pm UTC
    ♥ Today my mom and I
    were in the car and the song
    Like a G6 came on.
    She listened to a few versus and then
    Out of the blue, she started to sing
    "Like a cheese stick, Like a cheese stick"
    Oh, Mother <3

  18. This_Is_My_Jam_XD This_Is_My_Jam_XD
    posted a quote
    November 23, 2010 3:53pm UTC
    Hey babe! Wanna come over to m y s p a c e and let me twitter your YAHOO! until you Google all over my facebook? ;Dthis literally took me hours!! [♥]

  19. xoamericaneaglexo21 xoamericaneaglexo21
    posted a quote
    November 23, 2010 4:31pm UTC
    \\♥ Drawing hearts all over your paper,
    then realizing you were thinking * about
    (( _ h i m _ )

  20. thebombbb thebombbb
    posted a quote
    November 23, 2010 8:52am UTC
    after watching 5 minutes of spongebob, you know what episode it is. ♥

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