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ems_xo
posted a quote
April 21, 2011 10:15am UTC

Dear fat people,
do double chins run in your family?
sincerely, oh wait,
nothing runs in your family

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firepoptart321
posted a quote
April 20, 2011 9:06pm UTC

stop
flirting with MY future husband. Ok? Thanks. ♥

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Nejin_Karen
posted a quote
April 20, 2011 9:27pm UTC

THE AWKWARD MOMENT
When vegetarians eat animal crackers.

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SmilesxAllxAround
posted a quote
April 21, 2011 9:14am UTC

Last Night My Best Guy Friend And I
were watching T.V. and all of a sudden, a Victoria's Secret
commercial came on with all the women in their bras and panties.
Instead of drooling at the t.v, he was staring at me.
when I asked what, he said, "you're just so beautiful"
I think he's a keeper <3

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sofiapaez
posted a quote
April 20, 2011 10:25pm UTC

p o l i c e :
You're under arrest. Anything that you say can and will be held against you.
d r i v e r :
Boobs

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fallingapart75
posted a quote
April 20, 2011 11:34pm UTC

i need someone who is prepared for:
- A million questions
- Uncontrollable laughter
- My family
- My appetite
- Musical outbursts
-Random dancing
- My friends
- Sad/happy tears
- Deep talks
- My imagination
- My dreams
- Walks in the rain
- Random texts
- Pointless drives
- Useless arguments
- A lot of patience
❤

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xjaseyrae
posted a quote
April 20, 2011 10:51pm UTC

Just A Small Town Girl
Favorite
if you just said,
"livin in a lonely world."

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Sushikitteh
posted a quote
April 21, 2011 6:37am UTC

click to see this quote

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epicbeacher
posted a quote
April 20, 2011 11:12pm UTC

Does anyone else....
feel your phone vibrating when it really isn't.

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kaylerbayler
posted a quote
April 20, 2011 10:39pm UTC

Me and my bed are in a committed relationship,
I think my alarm clock is
just jealous of our love...

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What_ever
posted a quote
April 20, 2011 10:46pm UTC

click to see this quote

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prettychica2010
posted a quote
April 20, 2011 8:23pm UTC

i got my first kiss today :)

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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cheeselover1
posted a quote
April 20, 2011 8:49pm UTC

Click the heart ;
& i will write something on your profile to make you smile :)
//♥ (<<<------- nooo not this 1 silly!!!)
If you fave this can you please comment on it too caus it doesn't always say all of the people who faved & i
wanna b able to comment on all of your profiles!!!

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aliceisabsurd
posted a quote
March 8, 2011 10:09pm UTC

that one song you always skip,
but never delete off your playlist.

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icySpicy_TwirlGurl
posted a quote
March 8, 2011 8:47pm UTC

The opening song from The Lion King
That goes something like…
NAAAAAH SINNNGON YAHMAAH!
YAHHGABEE! ♥ YHEEBABA!
Where everyone just makes up their own lyrics to.

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xxxsmexyxxx
posted a quote
March 8, 2011 6:00pm UTC

Texting Dad
Me: hey dad, can I have money for some coke?
Dad: Suree, is $60 enough?
Me: Dad. It's $1.25.
Dad: Wow, the price sure went down from when I was a kid...
Me: ...DAD! COCA-COLA?
Dad: Oh...

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Peace1231
posted a quote
March 8, 2011 6:22pm UTC

Hello Substitute Teacher,
Welcome to hell :)

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An'*
posted a quote
March 8, 2011 7:12pm UTC

i want to meet the person
i would have been, if i had never met you. ♥

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fairytaledreamer
posted a quote
March 3, 2011 7:09pm UTC

Click the heart if...
When you were younger you worried if you ate those black watermelon seeds; a watermelon would grow in your stomach.
♥

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