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happiest*
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June 8, 2013 4:34pm UTC

Using my mom's money: I'm going to buy that and that. $150?
Using my money : 2$? That's too much

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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glitter162*
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June 8, 2013 7:29pm UTC

I like when Google answers
my stupid questions because it means I'm not the only one asking Google stupid questions.

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glitter162*
posted a quote
June 8, 2013 7:17pm UTC

I have always secretly wanted
to pull the fire alarm at school.

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Cammie
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June 8, 2013 2:43pm UTC

I wasn't mad.
Then you asked my 10 times if I was mad. Now, I'm mad.

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happiest*
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June 8, 2013 4:28pm UTC

Friend : let's go to a party
Me : i can't
Me : i'm ugly

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happiest*
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June 8, 2013 4:32pm UTC

Take a moment to realize you have never seen your face
in person, just reflections and pictures

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伤*
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April 18, 2012 2:41pm UTC

What does your hair smell like?
Harry: Apples
Zayn: Anti-dandruff shampoo
Louis: L'Oreal because i'm worth it
-OneDirection

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Ourtruelegacy
posted a quote
April 17, 2012 9:35pm UTC

Dear Hair,
When I flip you,
please make sure you get
One Direction overwhelemed
Sincerely,
I really want to marry them.

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ellie366
posted a quote
April 17, 2012 8:05pm UTC

during class...
Friend 1: I would hug harry first!!
Me: I would hug Niall first!!
Friend 2: I would make them all come to me.
lol
nmf

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loveelastssforeverr
posted a quote
April 17, 2012 8:05pm UTC

LOL.
i have a better chance at finding waldo than a boyfriend..

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awesomeness221
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April 17, 2012 8:24pm UTC

Harry-I take very long showers
Liam-well you have alot of hair
Niall-he just stands there with his head down
*all stare*
Niall-I dont know that

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directionerrr
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April 14, 2012 7:23pm UTC

'We owe our whole career to electricity.'
-Harry Styles

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xomeggie914
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April 14, 2012 5:11pm UTC

Dont you love it when
your friends make plans right infront of you
and you are
not invited

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snickerlover
posted a quote
April 14, 2012 9:10pm UTC

Here's To The Girls
Who have had their heart broken by a guy they never even dated...
-tumblr-

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NeverForgetYourBeauty
posted a quote
April 14, 2012 6:22pm UTC

I die a little inside;
whenever i see an old person
eating alone in a restaurant.
♥ not mine, i just love it ♥

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CharlAldisx
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April 14, 2012 5:11pm UTC

The Hunger Games has 3 books. 23 people die each year in the games. There are 12 districts. The movie came out 3-23-12. Coincidence?
@thegooglefacts

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hayleyrawrsx3
posted a quote
April 14, 2012 6:22pm UTC

Has anyone else noticed...
that Ke$ha kind of fell off the face of the earth?
Format by Sandrasaurus

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Mrs_ZaynMalik69_1D
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April 9, 2012 5:00pm UTC

One Direction things#182
Louis: The story was, i think it was some sort of bloody sheep...
All the other boys: IT WAS A COW
Louis: so it was a cow that was making a noise like, you know how cows do,
All: MOOOOOO!!
Zayn: IT SOUNDED LIKE A PERSON
Liam: it really sounded like a person!
Louis: Liam being the heroic man that he is and was, decided that he would go out there and save this "man" which was in fact a cow. He hopped over the gate to the fields at Harry's step dads place
Liam *Le cover face*
Louis: and he kinda looked around an shouted
"HELLO, HELLO DOES ANYONE NEED ANY HELP!"
*Laughter*
Zayn: what about when i got the stick, wrapped a cloth around it and lit it on fire...
Louis: Zayn thought he was Tarzan
Zayn: i was indiana JONESS!!
Harry: it was completeley dark and liam was on the fence like
"IS ANYBODY OUT THERE"
Niall: The best bit was, so Liam was going to take on a murderer down the field and a horse comes running at me in the dark.....
*Laughter*
......
Liam: atleast im willing to help someone... that's the moral of the story :')
:
LMFAO yes Liam... yes :')
OMG I LOVE THESE BOYS SO MUCH!
http://bit.ly/HsjL7Z <- Watch this video here :D
♥
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Mrs_ZaynMalik69_1D
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April 9, 2012 6:27pm UTC

One Direction things#184
I'm a drug addict and I take Tomlibacco, Styleroids, Malikjuana, Payne Killers and Horoin.
YES.
♥
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