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Wittydude · 1 decade ago on quote 6504165
t. (Hitch)
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Wittydude · 1 decade ago on quote 6280833
When it wasn't about one direction and most of the funny quotes were actually witty and relatable to everyone. Not just girls.
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Wittydude · 1 decade ago on quote 6187627
Well this is almost as dumb as the "other" option. Fail..
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Wittydude · 1 decade ago on quote 6185468
Smh
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Wittydude · 1 decade ago on quote 6128077
Haha being a guy, i'm just telling you this sounds completely insincere. Do you know how easy it is just to say that stuff? We know you like it. I would say this guy has better intentions if it just didn't sound so cliche. Just saying.
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Wittydude · 1 decade ago on quote 6059007
Just imagine if you fisted your hand and one of your fingers decided to uncurl without your control with a little tingly sensation going through it.
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Wittydude · 1 decade ago on quote 6080386
That's disgusting...
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Wittydude · 1 decade ago on quote 6031744
Aaron Carter.
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Wittydude · 1 decade ago on quote 5848761
Yes!! So tired of One Direction quotes on here... Finally a funny one.
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Wittydude · 1 decade ago on quote 5812485
No, chewing gum or ice does not make you hungrier. It's a military technique to chew gum on the job or on long jogs, it does help satisfy hunger.
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Wittydude · 1 decade ago on quote 5808518
I laughed so hard I fell off my dinosaur.
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Wittydude · 1 decade ago on quote 5806771
That was so funny I almost fell off my dinosaur.
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Wittydude · 1 decade ago on quote 5767370
That was so funny I almost fell off my dinosaur.
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Wittydude · 1 decade ago on quote 5763402
Am I the only one who doesn't get wtf this means? All I see is three dots at the top and bottom...
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Wittydude · 1 decade ago on quote 5722861
That's actually a pretty common come back... Haha
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Wittydude · 1 decade ago on quote 5605924
I get it, but the spelling error made it not funny.
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Wittydude · 1 decade ago on quote 5607082
Spongebob was good though back then, the new ones suck. Haha
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Wittydude · 1 decade ago on quote 5551292
Cool story. Most guys would. -.-
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Wittydude · 1 decade ago on quote 5527232
Me too... except for the wearing your sweatshirt part. ;D
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Wittydude · 1 decade ago on quote 5484004
You're*
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

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:)

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