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  1. Witty_Susan Witty_Susan
    posted a quote
    January 11, 2012 9:52am UTC
    Raisin cookies that look like chocolate chip cookies
    are the main reason that I have trust Issues...

  2. Witty_Susan Witty_Susan
    posted a quote
    January 11, 2012 9:48am UTC
    "Do not Promise when you're happy.
    Do not reply when you're angry.
    And do not decide when you're sad"

  3. Witty_Susan Witty_Susan
    posted a quote
    January 11, 2012 9:44am UTC
    You can't start the next chapter
    of your life if you keep re-reading the last one.

  4. Witty_Susan Witty_Susan
    posted a quote
    January 11, 2012 9:41am UTC
    iPood

  5. Witty_Susan Witty_Susan
    posted a quote
    January 9, 2012 2:49pm UTC
    WHAT DOES YOUR SENTENCE SAY?
    BIRTHDAY MONTH
    January - I killed
    February- I cooked
    March- I kissed
    April- I had sexual contact with
    May- I held hands with
    June- I played with
    July- I showered with
    August- I sang with
    September- I met
    October- I invited
    November- I married
    December- I partied with
    HAIR COLOR
    Blonde- Justin Bieber
    Dark Brown- Harry Stlyes
    Redhead/Ginger - Drake
    Light Brown- Cody Simpson
    Black- Joe Jonas
    Other- Bruno Mars
    SHIRT COLOR
    Pink - In my bed
    Blue- in the ocean
    White- At the park
    Green- In the shower
    Red- At school
    Black- In his room
    Other- On a boat
    FIRST LETTER OF YOUR NAME
    A- Because I was drunk
    B- because my mom told me to
    C- Because he's worth it
    D- And then I made-out with him
    E- Because I love cake
    F- Because he wrote me a song
    G- Because he asked me to
    H- Because he sang to me
    I- And I enjoyed it
    J- And then I killed him
    K- Because it was my destiny
    L- Because I said so
    M- Because I love his hair
    N- Because I love his personality
    O- Because I'm cool
    P- Because it was my homework
    Q- And then I ate a toothbrush
    R- Jk I didn't
    S- Because we're in love
    T- Because his mother told us to
    U- Because he likes me
    V- And then we ate oreos
    W- And then we ate carrots
    X- Because I'm a stalker
    Y- Because I wanted to
    Z- And then we went to the pool
    Comment what you've got ;)

  6. Witty_Susan Witty_Susan
    posted a quote
    January 9, 2012 10:24am UTC
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    That .. . I didn't bought that
    PIE♥

  7. Witty_Susan Witty_Susan
    posted a quote
    January 9, 2012 10:09am UTC
    I ♥ PIE

  8. Witty_Susan Witty_Susan
    posted a quote
    January 9, 2012 9:37am UTC
    Teacher:Johnny, can you tell me the name of 3 great kings who
    have brought happines and peace into people's lives?
    Johnny:DRIN-KING
    SMO-KING
    FUC-KING
    witty_Susan

  9. Witty_Susan Witty_Susan
    posted a quote
    January 7, 2012 8:23am UTC
    WARNING !
    THIS MACHINE TAKES YOUR MONEY
    AND GIVES YOU NOTHING IN RETURN!
    Just like my ex...

  10. Witty_Susan Witty_Susan
    posted a quote
    January 7, 2012 8:19am UTC
    Best Childhood Memory:
    1. You sleep on the couch
    2. You wake up in your bed.
    I CAN TELEPORT !

:)

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