Witty Profiles

menu
sign in or join

Winchester1

  1. AwesomeFlick AwesomeFlick
    posted a quote
    June 10, 2012 7:32am UTC
    Typing rude words on the calculator.


  2. posted a quote
    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
    This quote does not exist.

  3. harrypotterlover42 harrypotterlover42
    posted a quote
    March 31, 2012 3:22pm UTC
    MEANWHILE, AT THE CORNUCOPIA...
    Haymitch: Don't run towards the Cornucopia.
    Peeta: Don't run towards the Cornucopia.
    Cinna: Don't run towards the Cornucopia.
    The World: Don't run towards the Cornucopia.
    Katniss:
    Katniss:
    Katniss:
    Katniss:
    Katniss: YOLO.
    nmq, tumblr thought it was funny.

  4. sofigarcia sofigarcia
    posted a quote
    April 2, 2012 4:59pm UTC
    What if April fool's is on April 2nd
    And we have been April Fooled all this time?

  5. runner98 runner98
    posted a quote
    March 25, 2012 8:20pm UTC
    Peeta: When I walk out of the shop
    Katniss: Not again-
    Peeta: This is what I see
    Katniss: Peeta stop
    Peeta: Katniss Everdeen is a-lookin at me
    Peeta: I GOT A LOAF IN MY HANDS
    Peeta: AND I AIN'T AFRAID TO THROW IT, THROW IT, THROW IT
    Katniss: You done?
    Peeta: I'M PEETA AND I KNOW IT
    nmq-tumblr

  6. jbxo97 jbxo97
    posted a quote
    March 10, 2012 8:14pm UTC
    Fav this <3
    and ill blow up your notifications
    Promise ill do everyone
    nmf/nmq

  7. JustBeMyself JustBeMyself
    posted a quote
    March 8, 2012 10:13pm UTC
    KONY
    ___▼___
    2012

  8. BarleyGettingAl0nggg BarleyGettingAl0nggg
    posted a quote
    March 5, 2012 8:43pm UTC
    click to see this quote

  9. Awesomename Awesomename
    posted a quote
    February 26, 2012 10:05pm UTC
    The feeling you get when you're asleep and you feel like you just fell off something.
    Happens all the time

  10. MirandaaJeann MirandaaJeann
    posted a quote
    February 19, 2012 12:29pm UTC
    The butterfly project:
    The butterfly project was something created to help and encourage self-harmers to stop cutting.
    RULES:
    1. When you feel like you want to cut, take a marker, pen, or sharpies and draw
    a butterfly on your arm or hand.
    2. Name the butterfly after a loved one, or someone that really wants you to get better.
    3. You must let the butterfly fade naturally. NO scrubbing it off.
    4. If you cut before the butterfly is gone, you’ve killed it. If you dont cut, it lives.
    5. If you have more than one butterfly, cutting kills all of them.
    6. Another person may draw them on you. These butterflies are extra special.
    Take good care of them.
    7. Even if you don’t cut, feel free to draw a butterfly anyways, to show your support. If you do this, name it after someone you know that cuts or is suffering right now, and tell them. It could help. Try get this to the top
    quotes so everyone of your witty sisters can see it.
    Copy and paste this for everyone to see.
    Youre all beautiful. 
    btw. this isnt mine, i found it, and i used it when i was cutting.
    Stay Strong.

  11. AmyRose23 AmyRose23
    posted a quote
    January 16, 2012 1:50pm UTC
    (-_-) (-_-) (-_-) (-_-) (-_-) (-_-) (-_-)(-_-) (-_-) (-_-) (0_o) (-_-)(-_-) (-_-)
    me and my asian army...don't mind stella... she's awkward

  12. paigeee_xoxox paigeee_xoxox
    posted a quote
    January 16, 2012 1:49pm UTC
    This is my cup of care.
    \_/
    Oh look, it's empty.

  13. theflipsideofmypillow theflipsideofmypillow
    posted a quote
    January 11, 2012 7:47pm UTC
    My first day of day of elementary school
    they walked us in & showed us two oranges and an apple, then asked us ”which one doesn’t belong?” The first thing we learned, was being different was wrong..

  14. MissAnna MissAnna
    posted a quote
    January 12, 2012 1:00pm UTC
    THOSE PEOPLE WHO TRY TO SING ALONG WITH
    THE OPENING SONG FROM THE LION KING:
    "NAAAAAAAAHHHHHH
    SINWENYAAAAAAA
    MAMAEEEECHIMAMAA"

  15. imonthepursuitofhappiness imonthepursuitofhappiness
    posted a quote
    January 12, 2012 2:14pm UTC
    Lets watch a scary
    movie
    h
    *two hours later* "dude walk me to the bathroom"
    © ThatsSoMeee :)

  16. foreverafter9510 foreverafter9510
    posted a quote
    January 6, 2012 5:23pm UTC
    when...
    your house is freezing;
    and you're crying and
    practically dying.
    and your mom's like,
    "get a blanket."
    -_-


  17. posted a quote
    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
    This quote does not exist.

  18. SocietyKilledTheTeenager SocietyKilledTheTeenager
    posted a quote
    January 3, 2012 3:16pm UTC
    click to see this quote

  19. IHeartMeMyBFF3 IHeartMeMyBFF3
    posted a quote
    January 4, 2012 12:15am UTC
    A Best Friend Forever heart necklace is ripped in two looking like a broken heart...
    That just seams wrong to me...

  20. kandykyra kandykyra
    posted a quote
    February 24, 2011 8:04pm UTC
    Long but worth while...i promise
    Her name was Abby
    She was only five
    This is what happened
    When she was alive
    Her dad was a drunk
    Her mom was an addict
    Her parents kept her
    Locked in an attic
    Her only friend
    was a little toy bear
    It was old and worn out
    And had patches of hair
    She always talked to it
    When no one's around
    She lays there and hugs it
    Not a peep of sound
    Until her parents
    unlock the door
    Some more and more pain
    She'll have to endore
    A bruise on her leg
    A scar on her face
    Why would she be
    In such a horrible place?
    But she grabs her bear
    And softly crys
    She loves her parents
    But they want her to die
    She sits in the corner
    Quiet but thinking,
    " God, why? Why is
    My life always sinking? "
    Such a bad life
    For a sad little kid
    She'd get beaten and beaten
    For anything she did
    Then one night
    Her mom came home high
    The poor child was hit and slapped
    As hours went by
    Then her mom suddenly
    Grabbed for a blade
    It was sharp and pointy
    One that she made
    She thrusted the blade
    Right in her chest,
    " You deserve to die
    You worthless pest! "
    The mom walked out
    Leaving the girl slowly dying
    She grabbed her bear
    And again started crying
    Police showed up
    At the small little house
    They quickly barged in
    Everything was as quiet as a mouse
    One officer slowly
    Opened a door
    To find the sad little girl
    Lying on the floor
    It must have been bad
    To go through so much harm
    But at least she died
    With her best friend in her arms
    Press the <3 if your against Child ABUSE

:)

Join · Top Quotes · New Quotes · Random · Chat · Add Quote · Rules · Privacy Policy · Terms of Use · Full Site
© 2003-2024 Witty Profiles