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1. TuckersGirl
   posted a quote
   October 26, 2011 9:45pm UTC
   & Did you know,
   That more women die of heart attacks than of breast cancer?Do you ever hear of "Heart attack awareness month?"No.Never.Well thanks to all of you who really read this.Fave if you support Heart attack awareness monthFebruary♥
   
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2. Xoxwendyx3
   posted a quote
   September 24, 2011 10:11pm UTC
   What "lol" used to mean:
   Laugh out loud
   What "lol" means now:
   I have nothing else to say
   
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3. curly2012
   posted a quote
   January 3, 2012 10:44pm UTC
   Fave this
   if you ever had a dream that you were dreaming
   
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4. cookiemonster13
   posted a quote
   January 2, 2012 10:32pm UTC
   Am i the only 1 who didnt know
   "bing" stood for "because its not
   google" or is it just me..
   
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5. nikkiparentrox
   posted a quote
   January 2, 2012 5:39pm UTC
   & You sir,
   are very attractive.
   Therefore, I will stare at you.
   
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6. AelisRicci
   posted a quote
   January 2, 2012 5:35pm UTC
   Looking at all your quotes you made last year thinking
   "Wow. I was really dumb."
   Then doing it all again this year
   Format by Sandrasaurus, my quote!
   
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7. Love_To_Laugh123
   posted a quote
   January 2, 2012 5:20pm UTC
   ?????????????????????????????????????????????????
   HOW
   Do you set a profile picture on here?
   I am SO confuzled!
   ?????????????????????????????????????????????????
   
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8. pandabear33
   posted a quote
   January 1, 2012 11:59pm UTC
   The akward moment you don't know which category to put your quote in. . .
   ~nmf
   
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9. MacyThaHoe
   posted a quote
   December 27, 2011 2:55pm UTC
   good morning:)
   Morning(:
   how did you sleep
   Like a baby(; And you?
   ok i love you
   Aww(: I love you too, Jackson. ♥
   oops sorry i meant to send that to my mom
   Oh.. well I love your mom too...
   
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10. azbaby97
    posted a quote
    December 27, 2011 2:55pm UTC
    Jumping over the chairs in the classroom while you're alone
    like a freaking ninja!
    
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11. like2balive1234
    posted a quote
    December 20, 2011 8:07pm UTC
    When You Are Singing To A Song,
    And You Just Realize You
    Know The Words To It.
    
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12. beedabrave2341
    posted a quote
    December 10, 2011 10:51pm UTC
    You comment/favorite,
    I follow...it's that simple!(:
    NMF
    
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13. caitlinr424
    posted a quote
    December 3, 2011 11:11pm UTC
    Sometimes I sneek up on my alarm clock when its sleeping and yell,
    HOW DO YOU LIKE IT NOW?
    
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14. 
    posted a quote
    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
    This quote does not exist.
    
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15. 
    posted a quote
    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
    This quote does not exist.
    
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16. bwk800
    posted a quote
    December 3, 2011 10:51pm UTC
    Drink coffee!!! Do dumb things faster with more energy!!!
    \m/ \m/
    Rock on!!
    
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17. Jade672
    posted a quote
    December 3, 2011 8:26am UTC
    Friend: "OMG your parents are so nice!"
    Me: "It's because you're here.."
    
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18. Jade672
    posted a quote
    December 3, 2011 5:30am UTC
    When people see you lying down with your eyes closed
    "are you sleeping?"... "no im training to die!"
    NFM/FMQ
    
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