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  1. Phoeberuns Phoeberuns
    posted a quote
    December 6, 2011 11:35am UTC
    I can't read your mind,
    you have to tell me what your thinking.

  2. cujo* cujo*
    posted a quote
    December 6, 2011 11:35am UTC
    Dearest lover,
    Someday, when these terrors and trepidation come to an end, I will be reunited with you. I will annihilate my life and return to you in clouds so white as snow. On that day, I will free myself from floods of tears, rivers of blood, and oceans of endless sorrow. There is much for me to miss of you. Your eyes, your skin, your lips, your touch, and your unconditional love that has taken us apart. Until then, you will find me beneath these jaded skies, laying awake, pretending I am right next to you. ♥ PaperLung yo.

  3. BrownEyesBlackEyeliner BrownEyesBlackEyeliner
    posted a quote
    November 29, 2011 4:40pm UTC
    For crying out loud.
    Your - possessive. For example, "your lunch", "your pen".
    NOT: "your a great friend!".
    You're - Conjunction of "you are". For example, "You're great at maths!", "You're still coming over, right?". NOT: "You're hair."
    There - Used when pointing something out, etc. "There's James!", "Your bag is over there". NOT: "There here!" or "There shoes."
    Their - Possessive again. "Their homework", "their project". NOT: "Their's your dinner".
    They're - Conjunction of 'they are'. "They're going to the cinema tomorrow", "they're really good friends!". NOT: "They're bedroom."
    Should HAVE - Grammatically correct.
    Should OF - So grammatically incorrect it makes me want to tear my hair out.
    Correct useage of the word 'was' -
    I was going to the library.
    You were going to the library.
    He/she was going to the library.
    We were going to the library.
    They were going to the library.
    Incorrect useage of the word 'was' -
    I were going to the library.
    You was going to the library.
    He/she were going to the library.
    We was going to the library.
    They was going to the library.
    BUY. A. FUCKING. DICTIONARY.

  4. vivo515 vivo515
    posted a quote
    October 29, 2011 10:32am UTC
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    HAPPY HALLOWEEN...

  5. Bananaaah Bananaaah
    posted a quote
    October 29, 2011 5:51am UTC
    Sometimes I Wonder
    If It's Possible
    For A Normal Witty Person To Get A Top Quote.
    Format by Sandrasaurus

  6. BrownEyesBlackEyeliner BrownEyesBlackEyeliner
    posted a quote
    October 28, 2011 4:02pm UTC
    Why we're on Witty:
    ( ) Because we have no social life.
    ( ) Because our friends don't call us to get out.
    (x) Because we are too sexy to the world outside, and mere mortals don’t deserve to breathe the same air as we do.

  7. KarraLouise KarraLouise
    posted a quote
    September 30, 2011 2:09pm UTC
    The awkward moment
    when someone spells awkward wrong
    when writing an 'awkward moment'...

  8. xoalicecullenxo xoalicecullenxo
    posted a quote
    September 29, 2011 11:04pm UTC
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  9. xoalicecullenxo xoalicecullenxo
    posted a quote
    September 30, 2011 12:37pm UTC
    I Think It's
    r e a l l y h o t w h e n g u y s w e a r p i n k ♥

  10. An'* An'*
    posted a quote
    September 29, 2011 6:24pm UTC
    every time you walk by her,
    she steals a glance at you, wishing she could be walking beside you, holding your hand. ♥

  11. An'* An'*
    posted a quote
    September 29, 2011 6:59pm UTC
    on december 20th, 2012
    i want you to send me a text saying, "in case the world ends tomorrow, i love you." ♥

  12. Rae Lillian* Rae Lillian*
    posted a quote
    September 9, 2011 4:11pm UTC
    Fav this if you had a family member who was in the twin towers or the pentagon on the day of 9/11...Comment on this if you lost a family member that was in the twin towers or the pentagon and didn't survive because it was two late.Be spacifc about it and let everything out I had family members that were scedualed to go out and I could have lost.My grandfather was one of the heros that was rescuing people from the 2 floor of the twin towers i was lucky to keep him till I was 8 when he died from pnomnia and he didn't even deserve that so please for every fav and comment i will be sure one prayer will be made for as many troops firemen,police officers,E.M.T's and many other people that died and risked their lives to protect ours as humanly possible.
    Thank you grizzlygirl13 <3

  13. BEACHYLOVE BEACHYLOVE
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    September 4, 2011 8:24pm UTC
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  14. InjusticeFACTS InjusticeFACTS
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    September 9, 2011 11:14am UTC
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  17. BetYouCantFindMe BetYouCantFindMe
    posted a quote
    September 7, 2011 12:25pm UTC
    I want you to promise
    That you will never let go

  18. Mockingjay Mockingjay
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    September 7, 2011 12:27pm UTC
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  20. heathermargaret23 heathermargaret23
    posted a quote
    September 6, 2011 4:45pm UTC
    I'm so ready for fall...
    Hoodies
    Uggs
    Skinny Jeans
    And rosy cheeks (:
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