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  1. Jillian Marie* Jillian Marie*
    posted a quote
    January 29, 2014 3:24pm UTC
    me: *looks away*
    mom: *plans entire summer*

  2. Jillian Marie* Jillian Marie*
    posted a quote
    January 29, 2014 3:29pm UTC
    So my Algebra 2 teacher is officially my new favorite teacher.
    She wanted someone to come to the board today, so she said
    "So who wants to volunteer as tribute?"
    Then when no one volunteered, she dramatically chose a name
    from our class list and yelled,
    "The tribute for classroom A113 is Jillian!"
    And then I was making my way to the board, she added
    "May the odds be ever in your favor."

  3. Brandon Hess* Brandon Hess*
    posted a quote
    January 29, 2014 2:51pm UTC
    i herd your a player so lets play a game
    lets sweat talk lets kiss hug 24-7 how ever falls inlove first losses
    by Brandon Hess

  4. Alaska Young* Alaska Young*
    posted a quote
    January 29, 2014 3:16pm UTC
    okay?
    okay.

  5. *•°¯`••songbird••´¯°•* *•°¯`••songbird••´¯°•*
    posted a quote
    January 29, 2014 3:22pm UTC
    i saw this on someone's car :
    "i love walking in the rain because
    no one knows i'm crying"

  6. *•°¯`••songbird••´¯°•* *•°¯`••songbird••´¯°•*
    posted a quote
    January 29, 2014 2:50pm UTC
    Mom, can i stay home from life today?

  7. flyingbacon7 flyingbacon7
    posted a quote
    January 28, 2014 3:27pm UTC
    If you smile
    That can make one person happy
    And if that person is happy they could make another person happy
    And that person can make another one happy
    So yes,
    A smile is contagious


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  9. happiest* happiest*
    posted a quote
    January 28, 2014 3:44pm UTC
    if you’re sad, hug a tree. lay with the grass. talk to the moon. let the sun warm your skin. feel the dirt beneath your feet. appreciate the color of the sky, the smell of the flowers. make love to the earth.

  10. * Sabaism * * Sabaism *
    posted a quote
    January 28, 2014 5:36pm UTC
    Lol @ school for not teaching us stuff everyone was going to need to know how to do like manage money, how to not freak out at an interview, how to deal with the death of a loved one, what love really is, ect. ect.
    Did you expect us to walk into a job interview and be like 'A2 + B2 = C2. Do I get the job now?'

  11. flyingbacon7 flyingbacon7
    posted a quote
    January 28, 2014 3:53pm UTC
    You have lips
    I have lips
    Omg we have so much in common
    Lets kiss

  12. happiest* happiest*
    posted a quote
    January 28, 2014 3:46pm UTC
    i bet even adam levine doesnt know the names of the other members of maroon 5

  13. happiest* happiest*
    posted a quote
    January 28, 2014 3:41pm UTC
    imagine being an actor/actress you would be able to kiss hot people omg

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