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Lol @ school for not teaching us stuff everyone was going to need to know how to do like manage money, how to not freak out at an interview, how to deal with the death of a loved one, what love really is, ect. ect.

Did you expect us to walk into a job interview and be like 'A+ B= C2. Do I get the job now?'

 
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Lol @ school for not teaching us stuff everyone was going to

59 faves · 73 comments · Jan 28, 2014 5:36pm

* Sabaism *

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username* · 1 decade ago
Pythagorean theorem...
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~Spoken Silence~* · 1 decade ago
wait, A2 +b2=c2?
(lol jk)
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* Sabaism * · 1 decade ago
Just like me + you = umf ;]
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~Spoken Silence~* · 1 decade ago
more like me+you= an emotional mess (after ) and a triumphant master XD
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* Sabaism * · 1 decade ago
Why an emotional mess? Do you not love me? Are we not going to have a stable relationship together? Are you not my vurlentine?
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~Spoken Silence~* · 1 decade ago
yes yes we are, just... you would wreck me...
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* Sabaism * · 1 decade ago
Wreck you how bby? ;-;
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~Spoken Silence~* · 1 decade ago
umm... i dk ;)
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* Sabaism * · 1 decade ago
I think you do.
I also this you should tell me xo
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~Spoken Silence~* · 1 decade ago
You would just destroy me, cause your so sweet and everthing :) unless you wanted to know sexualy;)
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* Sabaism * · 1 decade ago
Well, how would being sweet destroy you, love?
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~Spoken Silence~* · 1 decade ago
ugh, ..... I totally meant sexually and was just trying to back out of it *hides* I'm a sick person! TT-TT
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* Sabaism * · 1 decade ago
Joshy bby. Tell me, what is your mind thinking?
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~Spoken Silence~* · 1 decade ago
You don't even want to know O.O

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* Sabaism * · 1 decade ago
But I so do.
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~Spoken Silence~* · 1 decade ago
well see... it involves some lube.........(dialog) then a tail...(more dialog) and big mess...

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* Sabaism * · 1 decade ago
Hm. That's so vague. For all I know you're thinking of covering yourself in lube, putting a tail on and rolling around the house, acting like you're some snail-dog-rollypolly thing.
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~Spoken Silence~* · 1 decade ago
well, no see, my horribel ex who we are not gonna talk about, got me this http://i00.i.aliimg.com/wsphoto/v0/965263982/Free-shipping-3-5-10cm-WILD-fox-tail--plug-butt-plug---toy-for.jpg but we never used it.. thats the kind of tail im talkng about XD
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* Sabaism * · 1 decade ago
Ah. That's cute
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~Spoken Silence~* · 1 decade ago
It is scary though! like, it looks painfull... I dont even know how it works XD

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* Sabaism * · 1 decade ago
I doubt it'd be anymore painful than it would be to have a man inside you.
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~Spoken Silence~* · 1 decade ago
A MAN? I DONT EAT PEOPLE!

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* Sabaism * · 1 decade ago
You know exactly what I mean c;
Basically, love. While it's in there you do your foreplay and stuff, it helps open you up and get you ready for something bigger.
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~Spoken Silence~* · 1 decade ago
O_O *covers my virgin ears*
(well, at least a virgin from no one being IN me) GOSH

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* Sabaism * · 1 decade ago
They have ones with remote controls so your seme can be 5 feet away, push a button and suddenly, one minute you're talking to friends, the next it's vibrating inside you and you're getting all turned on and stuff.
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~Spoken Silence~* · 1 decade ago
like in you're booty?
OH GAWD!
Thats torture!
but strangely appealing
OH MEH GAWD WHATS HAPPANING!
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~Spoken Silence~* · 1 decade ago
like in you're booty?
OH GAWD!
Thats torture!
but strangely appealing
OH MEH GAWD WHATS HAPPANING!
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* Sabaism * · 1 decade ago
It's very kinky.
Imagine your boyfriend calling you before school and telling you to put it in and wear it all day. Then he says 'Every time you move and feel it inside you, think of me'
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~Spoken Silence~* · 1 decade ago
thats like...romantic and like... ugh and the same time like i got shivers
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* Sabaism * · 1 decade ago
Oo. Not so innocent now, aye?
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~Spoken Silence~* · 1 decade ago
YOU HAVE MADE ME THIS WAY YOU SEXY PERSON! .....ily

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* Sabaism * · 1 decade ago
Sexy? Pft xD
Ily4.
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~Spoken Silence~* · 1 decade ago
sexy,gorgeous,hot,cute,beautiful whatever you like more
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* Sabaism * · 1 decade ago
Horrid works xo
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~Spoken Silence~* · 1 decade ago
we can be horrid together <3
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~Spoken Silence~* · 1 decade ago
horridly mine?

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* Sabaism * · 1 decade ago
Pft. You could never be horrid, love.
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~Spoken Silence~* · 1 decade ago
You doubt me?
I can be whatever i wanna
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* Sabaism * · 1 decade ago
Nah, man.
You can only be brilliant, perfect and amazing.
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~Spoken Silence~* · 1 decade ago
nah * hides*
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* Sabaism * · 1 decade ago
Bby ;c
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~Spoken Silence~* · 1 decade ago
what? :P
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* Sabaism * · 1 decade ago
You okay?
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~Spoken Silence~* · 1 decade ago
yeah, only if you come under the blankets hehe

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* Sabaism * · 1 decade ago
I'd go anywhere for you bby.
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~Spoken Silence~* · 1 decade ago
*whispers* we have to hide cause the is scary monster out there, shh
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* Sabaism * · 1 decade ago
May I hide my.. Friend. Inside you. He's scared and needs a nice, warm place for comfort ;-;
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~Spoken Silence~* · 1 decade ago
*whispers* sure, where is he? why is he still out side, the monsters will eat him
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* Sabaism * · 1 decade ago
Bby, he's not out.. Yet.
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~Spoken Silence~* · 1 decade ago
*whispers* what are you talking about?? were is he then?
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* Sabaism * · 1 decade ago
You'll find out soon enough c;
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~Spoken Silence~* · 1 decade ago
*whisoers* okay, can't wait to meet your friend
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* Sabaism * · 1 decade ago
I bet you can't c;
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~Spoken Silence~* · 1 decade ago
*whispers* i like meeting new friends
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* Sabaism * · 1 decade ago
Hm. I bet you do.
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*Tori Leigh* · 1 decade ago
Lol @ the truthfulness.
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* Sabaism * · 1 decade ago
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*Tori Leigh* · 1 decade ago
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* Sabaism * · 1 decade ago
Lol @ me deleting these comments because I now realize you're right.
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*Tori Leigh* · 1 decade ago
Lol @ you being wrong.
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* Sabaism * · 1 decade ago
Lol @ me still feeling hurt about last night. ;c
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*Tori Leigh* · 1 decade ago
AWH LOVE. ;_;
Get on chat so I can gives you happiez. Lots of fun people are on. ^.^
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* Sabaism * · 1 decade ago
YOU'RE THE REASON I'M HURT. GLUH.
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*Tori Leigh* · 1 decade ago
I thought you were just pretending to be upset. .-.

And that's why you kept sending websites instead of completely leaving. You should know I wouldn't ACTUALLY say that to you. I'm so sorry TT.TT
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*Tori Leigh* · 1 decade ago
BECAUSE I SARCASTICALLY CALLED YOU A . ;__;

You said you hated me before, thought we were kinda on the same page. ;_; It was a joke, love. I'm sorry TT_TT
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* Sabaism * · 1 decade ago
NO. IT'S BECAUSE YOU WERE SARCASTIC WITH ME.
Lol. I am a dumba.ss
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*Tori Leigh* · 1 decade ago
You are noott. x'D

I'm sorry TT.TT
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* Sabaism * · 1 decade ago
I am to oml xD
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*Tori Leigh* · 1 decade ago
You shouldn't feel like a .

You know why?
I almost tried to correct your grammar with "*too" but then I realized you were right. :)

I'm the dumbas.s. ^.^
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* Sabaism * · 1 decade ago
Had you not said what you said, you'd be right. I also spent like 2-3 minutes debating if it was to or too
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*Tori Leigh* · 1 decade ago
IDEK I just always think of "too" as also. But it didn't look right at the same time. x.x

Does it matter. I love u bby no matter wat. Good OR bad grammar. xoxoxo)ZPXc0-ozxoxoXOZ{zoxZ{ZO{ZX[ox{OOOOoxooxoXOxoXOXOX.

I sowwy. :)
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Fall4you · 1 decade ago
I think it is "too"...
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*Tori Leigh* · 1 decade ago
I dunno. :O
Maybe it is x.x
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