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Volleychick9

  1. Volleychick9 Volleychick9
    posted a quote
    April 4, 2012 8:37pm UTC
    Me:HAPPY BRITHDAY!
    Friend: It's not my birthday...
    Me:Pshh...I knew that...I was just training for your birthday tomorrow!
    Friend:My birthday was yesterday...
    Me: Oh...Look I must go. My lover awaits.
    friend: yeah your single
    Me:CANT YOU LET ME GET AWAY WITH ANYTHING!

  2. Volleychick9 Volleychick9
    posted a quote
    April 4, 2012 3:21pm UTC
    Sometimes...
    It seems like my guy friends are the only ones I can talk to without feeling judged

  3. Volleychick9 Volleychick9
    posted a quote
    April 3, 2012 9:23pm UTC
    Mr.Teacher: So they would actually jab the stick up there nose.
    Mr.Teacher: I would like to see that happen to (Person in class)
    Mr.Teacher:No...Im just kidding I only pick on you because I like you.
    mr.Teacher: "But mr.Teacher why don't you pick on me"!"
    Mr.Teacher:Because I don't like you.
    (He just talked to himself for 5 min. Then at the end of class.)
    Bell:Dingg
    Mr.Teacher: I LIKE COA COA!
    True story hahaha my teachers are so interesting.

  4. Volleychick9 Volleychick9
    posted a quote
    April 3, 2012 9:13pm UTC
    When There Is A Problem... Immediatly Blame Ex Boyfriend

  5. Volleychick9 Volleychick9
    posted a quote
    March 21, 2012 9:02pm UTC
    Getting a test back, I got an F while my friend got an A or Vis versa
    Single digit age (7-9)-
    Me:Om my gosh! I got an F my parents are gonna kill me!
    Friend: You must feel sooo guilty! Sorry!
    Tweenager (10-12)-
    Me:seriously! another F! What is wrong with me!
    Friend: Dont worry you will get it next time dont worry about it.
    Teenagers (13-19)-
    Me: Ohyeah! Look at this!
    Friend: YOUR SO SMART!
    (high fives)
    me:
    Friend:
    me:
    Friend:
    me:nerd
    friend:...
    (start hysterically laughing)
    Only me and my friends?lol!

  6. Volleychick9 Volleychick9
    posted a quote
    March 13, 2012 8:30pm UTC
    You may be the player And she may be the coach But I am the ref. And thats how it goes I'll card you for mistakes If thats what it takes Because without me There is no game.

  7. Volleychick9 Volleychick9
    posted a quote
    March 9, 2012 4:54pm UTC
    Boy Dating Girl Mother: Ohh I like her. Mother: Ohh sweetheart I think you can Father:I am proud of you son. do better. She seems very nice. Father: I don't like him.

  8. Volleychick9 Volleychick9
    posted a quote
    March 8, 2012 9:22pm UTC
    A long time ago I would hear people say
    " Gain Confidence"
    I thought it was stupid and I couldn't do it.
    But I was wrong. Being confident is the best thing that ever happened to me.

  9. Volleychick9 Volleychick9
    posted a quote
    March 8, 2012 9:17pm UTC
    If you aren't popular
    Don't be afraid to be bold.
    Because You will give others Hope
    Just because you aren't in the popular clan doesn't mean
    You aren't important.
    Be You, People will respect you. :)

  10. Volleychick9 Volleychick9
    posted a quote
    March 7, 2012 3:13pm UTC
    Friend walks out of room wihout waiting for me.
    " Omigosh she hates me"

  11. Volleychick9 Volleychick9
    posted a quote
    March 5, 2012 8:48pm UTC
    Me: When I get out of school, I am going to be in an action movie where I jump off buildings and escape bombs.
    Friend:Why?
    Me:So my ex can see how far I have made it without him.

  12. Volleychick9 Volleychick9
    posted a quote
    March 5, 2012 4:44pm UTC
    Mondays- when everything you hate doing at home
    Sounds so much better.

  13. Volleychick9 Volleychick9
    posted a quote
    March 5, 2012 4:33pm UTC
    Does Anyone else remember
    in Elementary school when
    We were in the bathroom and there were girls talking and everytime they stopped talking you stopped peeing.

  14. Volleychick9 Volleychick9
    posted a quote
    March 5, 2012 3:28pm UTC
    Friend 1: NO WAY! Team Edward all the way!
    Friend2: Team Jacob! He is way hotter!
    Friend 1: Tie breaker! What do you think?
    Me: Team bad guy.
    (give me confused looks)
    Me:What? Riley's hot.

  15. Volleychick9 Volleychick9
    posted a quote
    March 1, 2012 3:59pm UTC
    I'm the type of girl who...
    1. Who will go out of my way to make people happy.
    2. Help someone whose crying even if I don't know them.
    3.Invite the new girl to sit by my friends and I at lunch.
    4. Play with my friends little siblings.
    5. Babysit a kid even if that means I have to go to a party late.
    6. Comfort the kids who have been bullied.
    7. Never call someone a mean name.
    8. Miss an important event to go see my family.
    9. Cheer my friends on at sporting events.
    10. And NEVER say something mean in a comment on witty.
    And yet people have still...
    1. yelled at me.
    2.Talked behind my back.
    3. Spread a rumor about me.
    4. Called me annoying.
    5. Said I am so nice its annoying.
    6. Insulted my looks.
    7. Not liked me
    8. lied to me.
    9. made mean gestures toward me.
    10. Judged me.
    But I don't care. If I counted all the nice theings people have said about me. It would be 3 times the mean things. I have friends who know and love me so say or do what you want I.Don't.Care.

  16. Volleychick9 Volleychick9
    posted a quote
    February 29, 2012 3:41pm UTC
    In the girls locker room on the last dayof gym.
    " EVERYONE GYM IS OVER!
    SILENTLY REJOICE!"

  17. Volleychick9 Volleychick9
    posted a quote
    February 28, 2012 7:07pm UTC
    All My friends: I want a boy who will kiss my in the rain, call me beautiful, be a gentleman in front of his friends, have good grades for my dad, and have mannors for my mom.
    Me: First off, I hate rain so I would rather have him kiss me in the sun. Call me beautiful , jokingly tease me in front of his friends , talk football with my dad, and make my mom laugh.

  18. Volleychick9 Volleychick9
    posted a quote
    February 28, 2012 6:45pm UTC
    Hey, I just met you. And this is crazy but heres my number.
    So, Call me maybe?
    LOVE THIS SONG!

  19. Volleychick9 Volleychick9
    posted a quote
    February 28, 2012 3:20pm UTC
    Everyone can accept who I am
    Except me

  20. Volleychick9 Volleychick9
    posted a quote
    February 27, 2012 8:44pm UTC
    Romance movies in real life.
    Girl and boy fall in love, they get in a fight, break up. She cries and he regrets it. He chases after her and gets her back. HAPPY ENDING
    If my life was a romace movie.
    Girl and boy like eachother. He asks her out and tell her how long he has liked her. Soon he breaks up with her for someone else. Then he never talks to her again except when she is talking to another girl. </3

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