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Me:HAPPY BRITHDAY!
Friend: It's not my birthday...
Me:Pshh...I knew that...I was just training for your birthday tomorrow!
Friend:My birthday was yesterday...
Me: Oh...Look I must go. My lover awaits.
friend: yeah your single
Me:CANT YOU LET ME GET AWAY WITH ANYTHING!
 
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Me:HAPPY BRITHDAY! Friend: It's not my birthday... Me:Pshh...I

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