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  1. CocoBench CocoBench
    posted a quote
    April 11, 2012 4:05pm UTC
    1. Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 18, find line 4 and write the sentence here:
    Mary must have followed me, because when I turned, she was behind me.
    2. Stretch your left arm out as far as you can. What’s there?
    My bed.
    3. What is the last thing you watched on TV?
    Big Bang Theory
    4. Without looking, guess what time it is:
    8.45pm
    5. Now look at the clock. What is the actual time?:
    8.57pm
    6. With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?
    My mum talking on the phone.
    7. When did you last step outside? What were you doing?
    Went to my grans this afternoon
    8. Before you started this survey, what did you look at?
    The computer screen.
    9. What are you wearing?
    Green jeans and a grey tee.
    10. Did you dream last night?
    No.
    11. When did you last laugh?
    Watching an Harry Potter videos on youtube 10 minutes ago.
    12. What is on the walls of the room you are in?
    Pink paint and my posters.
    13. Seen anything weird lately?
    My brother...
    14. What is the last film you saw?
    Lilo and Stitch
    15. If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy?
    One Direction, the entire Harry Potter cast, entire Hunger Games cast, new house etc.
    16. Tell me something about you that I don’t know:
    I'm a nerd ;)
    19. If you could change one thing about the world, what would you change?
    Erm, lets go with poverty,
    20. Do you like to dance?
    Depends what song.
    21. What do you think of the president?
    I live in England, don't have one
    22. Imagine your first child is a girl, What do you call her?
    Either Hermione, Rachel, Lexi or Victoria
    23. Imagine your first child is a boy, what do you call him?
    Josh, Harry or Jack
    24. Would you ever consider living abroad?
    Yes.
    25. What do you want to say to God when you reach the pearly gates?
    Wtf haven't you fixed the world yet? And where are the fit guys? ;)

  2. Dawn Dawn
    posted a quote
    April 11, 2012 7:25pm UTC
    If Your Life Was A Movie;
    What would the soundtrack be?
    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
    So here's how it works:
    1.) Open your library (iTunes, Media Player, all the rest...)
    2.) Put it on shuffle
    3.) Press play
    4.) For every question, type the song that's playing
    5.) When you go to a new question, press the next button
    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
    Opening Credits:Halleluajah- paramore
    Waking up: Who's that girl- Hilary Duff
    First day of school:Wake up call- Maroon 5
    Falling in love: Another you- Cascada
    Breaking up: Dance, Dance, - fall out boy
    Studying/Working: Brick by boring brick- Paramore
    Life: When two worlds collide- Demi Lovato
    Mental breakdown: When you're gone- Avril Lavigne
    Sunny Day:Wherever, whenever- Shakria
    Rainy Day: Absolutely (Story of a girl)- nine days
    Party Music: My heart- Paramore
    Driving: Next to you- Chris Brown
    Sleeping: Things I'll never say- Avril Lavigne
    Nightmares: Womanizer- Brittney Spears
    Flashback:Wouldn't change a thing- Camp Rock 2 (i liked Demi's vocals so that's why I have that song lol)
    Wedding: Tangled up in me- Skye Sweetnam
    Birth of child: Everytime we touch- Cascada
    Final Battle: No air- Jordin Sparks
    Funeral Song: A thousand miles- Vanessa Carlton
    Death Scene: Drops of Jupitar- Train
    End Credits: My happy ending- Avril Lavigne

  3. TheLADbible TheLADbible
    posted a quote
    April 11, 2012 3:43pm UTC
    It cracks me up when people blow their noses, they look into their tissues to see what comes out, i mean what do they expect?..Diamonds?


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  5. flipsandtwists flipsandtwists
    posted a quote
    April 11, 2012 4:39pm UTC
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  6. lovelybow lovelybow
    posted a quote
    April 11, 2012 9:33am UTC
    You laugh at me because I'm different.
    I laugh at you because you're all the same.

  7. lizzzzzzo lizzzzzzo
    posted a quote
    April 11, 2012 7:34pm UTC
    I want to know what it feels like to be one of those girls in school that all the guys like, and finally be in the spotlight for once.

  8. E_myah516ox E_myah516ox
    posted a quote
    April 10, 2012 11:02pm UTC
    Wikipedia: "I know everything!"
    Google: "I have everything!"
    Facebook: "I know everybody!"
    Internet: "Without me, you all are nothing."
    Electricity: "Keep talking, b*tches."
    I found this really funny ;)^^
    nmf
    i


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  10. sparcklyturtle sparcklyturtle
    posted a quote
    April 11, 2012 10:30am UTC
    im really borde so if you fav
    this i will,go to your profile
    and write you a paragraph
    that will make you smile
    i promise i will do them all

  11. arenaud arenaud
    posted a quote
    April 11, 2012 12:16pm UTC
    When a guy can't open a jar
    and then a girl does, and he gets embarassed

  12. Jasmine112 Jasmine112
    posted a quote
    April 11, 2012 10:35am UTC
    When you accidentalley call a teacher Mom.
    AWKWARD.

  13. iwillfollowyouintothedark iwillfollowyouintothedark
    posted a quote
    April 11, 2012 2:26pm UTC
    She's Strong
    Because She [ knows ] what its like to be weak.
    She Keeps Her Guard Up
    Because She Knows What It's Like
    ToCryHerselfToSleep♥

  14. peacelovemusic47 peacelovemusic47
    posted a quote
    April 10, 2012 10:49pm UTC
    Admit It.
    Gym class with a substitue teacher is a joke.


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  16. jbiebs296 jbiebs296
    posted a quote
    April 11, 2012 2:33pm UTC
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  17. ThatsSoMeee ThatsSoMeee
    posted a quote
    April 11, 2012 2:58pm UTC
    I can't wait until you are here,
    In my arms,
    Kissing my forehead,
    Just listening to your voice,
    Saying I love you,
    And falling asleep next to you,
    With my head on your chest.
    I just can't wait... ♥

  18. flipsandtwists flipsandtwists
    posted a quote
    April 11, 2012 9:56pm UTC
    Torn
    Chapter 22
    I gently closed the door behind me and I massaged Tyler's shoulders before he turned around.
    "What?" he asked hostily.
    "I just wanted to check and see if you're okay," I tried to sooth him, still massaging him.
    "Well I'm not," he said shortly.
    "Is there anything I can do?" I asked, moving my arms down so I was massaging the middle of his back.
    "I'm not mad at you, baby. I'm mad at myself. I let myself take advantage of the situation.”
    "But I wanted to," I whispered.
    "Well it won't happen again," he said, pulling away from me and turning to face me.
    "Whatever," I said, crossing my arms and pouting. He pulled me up in his arms in a cradle kissed my forehead.
    "I still love you," he said, pulling my chin up so he could look me in the eyes.
    "I know," I said grudgingly, turning my face away from him, "I still love you too."
    He started laughing and stood up with me in his arms and carried me into the main room and sat me down next to Eli and he sat on the other side of me. Eli gave him a death glare and then gave me a half smile. Lanie, who was on the other side of Eli, looked over Eli's shoulder and rolled her eyes to let me know that Eli was still being unreasonable. I smiled at her and rolled my eyes too, to let her know that my talk with Tyler hadn't gone exactly how I had wanted it to. She smiled at me and then fell back behind Eli again.
    "What was that about?" Eli asked while Tyler just looked confused.
    "Nothing," I said simply, not wanting to go into deep detail about the inner working of a girl's brain so that we could communicate like that.
    "Ok…" he said tentatively.
    "So where are we going now?" I asked.
    "We are going to your doctor's appointment."
    "I have another doctor's appointment?"
    "Yeah, this is to get you cleared so that you can perform before the awards so that you can get the most publicity you can," Tyler explained.
    Then, as if on cue, the bus screeched to a halt and Eli scooped me up and brought me out to where Dad was waiting with a wheelchair for me. As we went towards the doctor's office, there were a few paparazzi taking pictures. We got in there, and the doctor was ready for us and we went back into a check out room. They checked my blood pressure, my heart rate, got me hooked up to an EKG machine for a reading, gave me a stress test, and then listened to my lungs.
    "It sounds like everything is almost back to normal. Your lungs are a little stiff, so I'm going to give you some breathing exercises. But other than that, you look good. I have one more test for you. I'm going to check for ulcers by giving you just a quick routine ultrasound. So please come with me," with that, the doctor left the room and went down a hallway. I followed him and everyone else followed me. When we got into the room with the ultrasound machine and I laid on the bed that was by the machine. The doctor pulled my shirt off my stomach, squirted some clear, cold gel on my lower abs and put the ultrasound wand on the gel. After searching around a little bit, she looked at me and then asked everyone else to leave the room. Once they were gone, he looked at me and said very quickly, "Are you sexually active?"
    I was taken aback by the question, but then I understood that this was just a routine question, "Yes I am. I have been for about five months."
    "Well, the good news is that you don't have cancer. The bad news is that you are about a month and a half pregnant."

  19. fool's gold* fool's gold*
    posted a quote
    April 5, 2012 11:14pm UTC
    So there's this boy...
    he's got a smile that could kill, a voice like an angel, eyes that put the stars to shame, a laugh
    as rich as chocolate, and perfect hair. He's the perfect height and weight, and he's your whole world. Now, I said no names,
    but you thought of somebody. ♥

  20. betterbutterfly14 betterbutterfly14
    posted a quote
    April 5, 2012 9:14pm UTC
    "When your in an akward conversation
    Be a LANDSHARK"
    I♥Jenna Marbles
    Format by Sandrasaurus

:)

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