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PonandZi13
posted a quote
December 22, 2010 7:51pm UTC

Teacher-I need to talk to you.
Oh crap, oh crap, think of a story, think of a story.

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neverlookdown
posted a quote
December 22, 2010 6:55pm UTC

Tell me boy,
am I just another one of those girls?
Or do you actually mean what you say?
Do I even have to ask these questions?
Or are you unsure too?

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Damaged
posted a quote
December 22, 2010 5:49pm UTC

how to get over someone:
kill them on the sims.

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maryjane
posted a quote
December 23, 2010 12:07am UTC

why do we wait until 11:11,
when God is here 24/7?

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BEACHYLOVE
posted a quote
December 22, 2010 8:17pm UTC

Little does he know the last moments of
2010
will be spent thinking of him.
♥

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tallgreenmonster
posted a quote
December 22, 2010 8:56pm UTC

They always blame our
Generation
But did they ever think about who
Raised Us?
NotMyFormt

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LoveLikeWoe13
posted a quote
December 22, 2010 9:37pm UTC

Chuck Norris
can hear his phone ring...
on silent.
notmyformat.

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annawashere
posted a quote
December 22, 2010 6:04pm UTC

&&&this is to the quotes...
that are so close together,
you cant read them.
&you're just like
"what the heck does that say?!"
♥

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xsunshinex4
posted a quote
December 22, 2010 10:15pm UTC

a rcent sudty funod taht it deosn't meattr waht odrer the lerttes of a wrod are in, the olny imopraotnt tihng is taht the fsirt and lsat lerttes are in corrcet poistiosn, unfaertuontely, taht's not the csae for evryhtieng in lfie...
now fave this if you read this ^ without any trouble, just cuz you're that smart ;)

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WeirdLeeners
posted a quote
December 22, 2010 5:11pm UTC

First "DYNAMITE",
then "FIREWORK",
then "GRENANDE",
what's next?
"NUCLEAR BOMB"?
& Who Else,
Used To Blow Bubbles In Their Drink With Their Straw When They Were Little?
♥
mine(:

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kotababii
posted a quote
December 22, 2010 11:22pm UTC

crying doesn't indicate that you're weak.
since birth, it has been a sign
that you're alive.

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kelllyyy725
posted a quote
December 22, 2010 9:53pm UTC

Hold your breath because
tonight will be the night that ♥
I will fall for you,over again.
Don't make me change my mind.

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Lollipop69
posted a quote
December 22, 2010 6:28pm UTC

If guys had period s
they would brag about the size of their
TA♥ MP♥ ON ♥ S♥

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CandEProductions
posted a quote
December 22, 2010 6:29pm UTC

Last night at my grandma's house,
"WHIP MY HAIR" came on...
And my bald uncle squealed like a little girl,
stood up,
and began whipping his lack of hair back and forth.
I LOVE MY FAMILY.

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Peace1231
posted a quote
December 22, 2010 5:55pm UTC

In every circle of friends,theres one who makes every conversation dirty,one who knows how to answer every question u throw at them,a blonde and of course,one who says random jokes and punch lines
♥

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Ostrich21212
posted a quote
December 22, 2010 7:12pm UTC

,
On New Year's Eve,
I 'm not going to shower, so on January 1st I can say
"I haven't showered since last year."

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jssx623
posted a quote
December 22, 2010 5:04pm UTC

For Some Reason,
When A teacher tells me and my friend to stop laughing, everything's suddenly
Funnier (:

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heXstoleXmyXheart
posted a quote
December 22, 2010 5:09pm UTC

••••••••
xxxxx
That one kid we all know, that you swear
is a super secret ninja
xxxxx
••••••••
not my format

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livelaughlove756
posted a quote
December 22, 2010 7:34pm UTC

A boyfriend and a girlfriend are cuddling while watching a movie at the girl's house.
Boy: You know, this isn't like my other dates.
Girl: Yeah?
Boy: Yeah.
Girl: Well, how's it different?
Boy: Well, I guess usually my girlfriend and I just make out the whole time.
Girl: Well. I'm so sorry but I'm not that kind of girl.
Boy: No, no! I actually prefer it. Things are different will you.
Girl: Oh yeah?
Boy: Yeah. My other girlfriends are just pretty, that's it. You're beautiful, but on top of that you're smart and kind and considerate and the most amazing person I'll ever meet. When I saw them, sure, I was happy, but when I see you, it makes my whole day and it can turn an awful day into an amazing one. I can feel my heart beat harder every time I see you smile. It makes my day when I see that I've made you happy and I can feel my heart breaking whenever you're sad. Oh, and there's one more difference.
Girl: What's that?
Boy: I liked the other girls. I think I'm in love with you. ♥

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Matt_4567
posted a quote
December 22, 2010 6:10pm UTC

Dear 69,
thanks for making math class fun every once in a while.
Sincerely,
bored students.

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