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  1. josephxX josephxX
    posted a quote
    September 17, 2013 2:41pm UTC
    http://www.hypster.com/
    It is fabulous.


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  3. Rajsonkar Rajsonkar
    posted a quote
    September 17, 2013 7:22pm UTC
    Love starts when you don't need it
    and ends when you need it the
    most

  4. goawayanthony* goawayanthony*
    posted a quote
    September 17, 2013 7:27pm UTC
    boy: dad, I got a girlfriend!
    dad: that's great son
    Girl: dad, I got a girlfriend!
    dad: *loads sho- wait what

  5. josephxX josephxX
    posted a quote
    September 18, 2013 1:55pm UTC
    I've always wanted to know what language babies and animals speak in their heads.


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  7. goawayanthony* goawayanthony*
    posted a quote
    September 18, 2013 4:14pm UTC
    You're not worthless.
    I bet $20 some pedo eyed you at the mall.

  8. MaryPenguin MaryPenguin
    posted a quote
    September 18, 2013 8:41pm UTC
    You can't always control who walks into your life.
    But you can control which window to throw them out of.

  9. Korilakkuma Korilakkuma
    posted a quote
    September 18, 2013 10:29pm UTC
    when your "best friend" ditches you

  10. josephxX josephxX
    posted a quote
    September 19, 2013 11:49am UTC
    You know what's easier than applying sunscreen?
    Not going outside.

  11. josephxX josephxX
    posted a quote
    September 19, 2013 12:16pm UTC
    me:*internets*
    me:*gradually slides down bed into some slug like position that i'm too lazy to get out of*

  12. josephxX josephxX
    posted a quote
    September 19, 2013 2:42pm UTC
    I'd love to be one of those people that can
    draw really well,
    write perfect poems or stories effortlessly,
    do sport without dying after the warm up,
    look good without trying,
    speak to people not awkwardly,
    and just be able to tell him I like him.

  13. CookieMonster09* CookieMonster09*
    posted a quote
    September 19, 2013 4:16pm UTC
    the problem with reading a good book is that you want to finish the book but you don’t want to finish the book

  14. Rajsonkar Rajsonkar
    posted a quote
    September 19, 2013 7:12pm UTC
    if you have ever used whole
    eraser without losing it
    Seriously, I salute you

  15. Plusle_N_Minun Plusle_N_Minun
    posted a quote
    May 27, 2013 10:52pm UTC
    I love the feeling of standing in rain and letting it wash over me.
    "It'll make you sick!"
    They say.
    "I don't care!"
    I answer.
    "Because the sooner I get better,
    I'll get to stand in the rain again!"
    I smile and let the rain kiss me.

  16. Plusle_N_Minun Plusle_N_Minun
    posted a quote
    June 2, 2013 9:45pm UTC
    Is this the real life?
    Or is this a fantasy?

  17. Plusle_N_Minun Plusle_N_Minun
    posted a quote
    June 4, 2013 6:50pm UTC
    I'm the type of person who always watched things happen.
    I was always in the back of the class who saw things no one else sees.
    I could tell who liked each other or not just by listening.
    But I was not a bystander.
    And you shouldn't be too.
    The little things you do impact everyone.
    Whether it's just leaving a kind note that'll make someone smile,
    Or just picking up someone's pencil even when you're not asked to.
    You're not just the kid in the back.
    You're worth more than that.
    - L.P

  18. Plusle_N_Minun Plusle_N_Minun
    posted a quote
    June 4, 2013 8:59pm UTC
    That one special moment and
    You see the most amazing sunset
    And you think:
    Dámn forgot my camera.

  19. Plusle_N_Minun Plusle_N_Minun
    posted a quote
    June 5, 2013 9:56pm UTC
    Phone starts ringing and it's my dad
    Me: Hey dad what's up?
    Dad: Are you home yet?
    Me:
    Me: Dad. You called the home phone.

  20. gab* gab*
    posted a quote
    June 7, 2013 11:28pm UTC
    me: okay so i like __________ alot
    friends: ew why i don't think he is attractive at all
    me: lol more for me then

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