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1. UnknownPoet
   posted a quote
   July 12, 2012 4:58pm UTC
   ♥ Seeing you makes my heart skip beats
   My stomach twists and my knees get weak
   My mind gets cluttered in hopes for you and I
   & I can't help but smile as I look in your eyes.
   When I'm around you I do get crazy
   Especially when you call me baby.
   A simple touch sets my heart on fire
   And sends it beating for miles and miles
   In this heart theres room for you,
   As I hope there is in you for me.
   inspiration - sdg. ♥
   
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2. Sparkles_Bread
   posted a quote
   October 29, 2012 2:37am UTC
   Dear parents,
   Jasmine was in a relationship with a dirty homeless boy, Alladin.
   Snow White lived alone with 7 men.
   Pinnochio was a liar.
   Robin Hood was a theif.
   Tarzan walked around with no clothes on.
   A stranger kissed Sleeping Beauty and she married him.
   Cinderella lied and snuck out at night to attend a party.
   You can't blame us, we were taught to rebel at a young age.
   
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3. Sparkles_Bread
   posted a quote
   October 29, 2012 2:49am UTC
   why do we need school?
   Music:
   we have youtube for that
   sport:
   there's a wii
   Language:
   c'mon google translate
   english:
   everythings shortened anway. (LOL, BRB, IDK)
   math:
   thats why we have calculators.
   geography:
   I'll buy a globe
   history:
   they're all dead anyway
   
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4. 
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   January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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6. LacedRibbon
   posted a quote
   August 9, 2012 10:33am UTC
   ME AT THE MALL
   Me: *Walks into mall*
   Me: Whoo, air conditioning.
   Me: *Looks at mom and younger sibling*
   Me: I swear to god, I'm the only teenager who has to come to the mall with there family.
   Me:
   Me:
   Me:
   Me: *Looks at a group of teenagers*
   Me: You b/tches look like the cast of 90210
   Me:
   Me: I'm so jealous.
   Me: *Sniff*
   Me: Hollister is just around the corner.
   Me: *Sniff sniff*
   Me: Across from Abercrombie and fitch.
   Me:
   Me: I bet that whole hallway smells like teenage boys and stuck up girls.
   Me:
   Me:
   Me: Ohhh that outfits so freakin' PRETTY.
   Me: *Looks at price tag*
   Me: *Walks away sadly*
   Me:
   Me:
   Me: He's so hot.
   Me: Hey Mr. Hotty
   Me: *Walks a little farther away from mom*
   Me: Hey Mr. Hot hotty hot stuff hot guy hot like chilly peppers
   Me: *Attempted wink turns into awkward blinking*
   Me: Oh you have a girlfriend.
   Me:
   Me:
   Me:
   Me: Forever alone.
   Me: *Walks into store with family*
   Mom: Oh, this looks like a lovely shirt! Do you like it? *Holds up hideous blouse*
   Me: No, mom.
   Mom: But its-
   Me: No.
   Me: *Walks out of store*
   Me:
   Me:
   Me:
   Me: Ohh forever21
   Me: *peaks in store*
   Me: Too many teenage girls that are prettier than me.
   Me: Too jelous.
   Me: ABORT ABORT ABORT.
   Me:
   Me:
   Me:
   Me: Ooh, smells like pretzels and cinnamon.
   Me: But thats how they get you.
   Me: Put that obnoxious smell out in the air so it'll make you come in.
   Me: ... It's like Hollister..
   Me: But with pretzels.
   Me:
   Me:
   Me:
   Me: *Walks into build-a-bear*
   Me: *Builds a bear*
   Me: I'm gonna call you Ted
   Me: *Hugs bear*
   Me: Just know that in a couple of weeks you'll probably be under my bed in a pile of lint.
   Me:
   Me:
   Me: *Sees group of teenagers*
   Me: *Gives bear to mom to save the embarrassment of walking around with a teddy*
   Me: Sorry Ted.
   Me: It's not me, it's you.
   Me:
   Me:
   Me:
   Me:
   Me: *Makes eyecontact with girl*
   Me: B/tch I hate you.
   Me: Fall off a cliff.
   Me: *Walks farther away from girl*
   Me: I'm so jealous of her, she's so pretty.
   Me:
   Me:
   Me:
   Mom: We should be going home now.
   Me: I didn't even get anything.
   Mom: WELL HURRY UP AND GET A SHIRT.
   Me: *Hurries in random store and grabs lipgloss and a pair of earrings*
   Mom: This is all you want?
   Me: Yeah
   Mom: *Buys stuff*
   Me:
   Me:
   Me:
   Me:
   Me:
   Santa Claus:
   The queen of England:
   Pencil:
   Shoelace:
   Banana:
   Bob Marley:
   Me: I'm pathetic.
   
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7. basketballchickkforeveer1
   posted a quote
   July 31, 2012 2:10am UTC
   When you lose someone ,
   When someone dies , you feel a rush . A pain comes to your stomach , and your whole body skakes .You can't believe those words would come out of there mouth . And you just feel like the whole day has been a dream . The tears start floating down your face . You realize they're gone . You sit down , and you cry . You hug the nearest person . And you cry , thinking of all the things unsaid . All the things you regret . You think of how they're in Heaven and you just can't believe they're gone . But the thing you want the most is your family , for someone to care , and someone to hug .
   RIP Grandpa . Not a day goes by that I dont think of you .
   Fav if you knew someone that has died , comment who if you want .
   
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8. cookiemonsta1997
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   July 29, 2012 3:57pm UTC
   the pride parade was on , and my dad went on to say
   now that's a place to have a massacure .. instead of killing innocent people .
   i looked at him and said, dad gays are innocent to , we're all human beings.
   he said noo god created adam and eve . not adam and steve.
   well daddy , im in love with a girl , so what now ?
   
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9. cookiemonsta1997
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   July 28, 2012 1:35am UTC
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10. 
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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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11. ashlieluvsjb
    posted a quote
    July 22, 2012 10:10pm UTC
    Blonds might be pretty, redheads might be smart, But it takes a true brunette to win any guys heart.
    
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12. lovestardoll423
    posted a quote
    July 23, 2012 5:07pm UTC
    Am I the only one
    who has always wondered what Steve Looks like?
    
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13. 
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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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14. allysonxo
    posted a quote
    July 23, 2012 9:13pm UTC
    What have i done
    To watch a love like ours, fade away?
    
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15. IEatPieAllDayandNight
    posted a quote
    July 23, 2012 9:14pm UTC
    I'm such a sucker
    (( for all this hopeless romantic ♥ ))
    » » »bullshit [x] [x] [x]
    
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16. bizzlebelles
    posted a quote
    July 23, 2012 9:17pm UTC
    CONFESSION #13.
    I miss you. I miss the way your eyes light up when you smile. I miss your smile. I miss the feel of your hand in mine. I miss you. ♥♥♥
    
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17. JustBeMyself
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    July 23, 2012 9:17pm UTC
    I honestly get so sick of this.
    I really, really like one of my guy friends. His name is Xavier (mentioned in other quotes). Yes, I know I don't have a chance with him anymore. But he is still one of the most best friends I have. He is incredibly sweet, funny, smart, athletic, all in all just a great person. But ignorant people just decide to be total a//holes and tease me and make fun of me for liking him.
    Why? Because they think he's ugly.
    Xavier has a bit of an acne problem. And he doesn't have the most perfect face that would actually please society. He was bullied almost his whole life, from elementary through middle school, giving him trust issues and causing him to put walls up around his heart. We met when he was a freshman in high school and I was an eighth grader. The bullying had finally stopped, but it still took a long time before he trusted me enough to be his friend. All this because of stupid kids that were too ignorant to realize that he has a beautiful personality, and instead focused on the outside.
    I don't care for the acne, or for the way he treated me when I confessed to liking him. His imperfections are what makes him attractive to me. He doesn't understand just how much he means to me, and he probably never will. But he knows that I'll be there for him, and that's good enough for me. That man on my avatar sitting with me will always have a place in my heart.
    
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18. IEatPieAllDayandNight
    posted a quote
    July 23, 2012 9:18pm UTC
    i just want to talk to you
    so badly right now.
    & i realize i'm so pathetic for liking you,
    but i don't even care anymore.
    i just want you to feel the same way about me.
    
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19. 
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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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20. blownaway
    posted a quote
    July 23, 2012 9:22pm UTC
    “From this distance, everything is so bloody perfect.”
    
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