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MariaOchoa2014
posted a quote
August 19, 2012 11:25am UTC

Teacher : how can we keep the school clean?
Me : by staying at home.

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365days*
posted a quote
August 16, 2012 1:10pm UTC

♥
No one is afraid of HEIGHTS, they are afraid of the fall
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No one is afraid of the DARK, they are afraid of what is in it
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No one is afraid to PLAY, they are afraid to lose
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No one is afraid to say I LOVE YOU they are afraid of the response
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Dont you see?
No one is afraid to TRY, they are afraid of the outcome

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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I_Dont_Know
posted a quote
August 7, 2012 4:52pm UTC

YOLO backwards is OLOY,
"Only Losers Obey Yolo"
9gag FTW

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f0r3v3rm0r3x3
posted a quote
June 28, 2010 7:27pm UTC

We met in kindergarten. We were best friends.
She always told me she loved my eyes. I didn't quite know why.
I was in love with her, so of course my face lit up immensely whenever she said it.
She was beautiful, kind, and extremely funny.
We'd be talking about nothing, and she'd turn to me and whisper,
"I like your eyes."
One day, I was playing basketball,
waiting for her to drive over to my house to have a game with me.
Suddenly, I got a phone call.
It was her mom. She was in a panic.
I couldn't quite understand what she was saying. It sounded like,
"Aaron, come quick! Kelsey, accident, Main Street! Blood. Come now!"
I had no clue what happened,
so I ran to Main Street with my basketball shorts and a tee shirt on.
I saw Kelsey's mom helplessly crying, waiting for the ambulance to arrive.
I saw a totaled car, blood everywhere.
Then I saw her, Kelsey.
My heart stopped as I frantically ran over to her.
"Kelsey? Kelsey!" She was unconscious. I started crying.
I know it isn't very manly, but I couldn't help it.
Before I could say anymore, the medics took her away,
the main source of blood coming from her head.
I went to the hospital that night,
I went every night.
in fact, the only time I left was to go out to eat, but that's it.
The doctors tried getting me to leave, but I refused.
It was all my fault.
If it wasn't for me, wanting to play basketball with her,
she wouldn't be going through this.
It was already four days, and she hasn't woken up.
On the fifth day, I saw her eyes gently open.
"Kelsey?" I called.
She wasn't quite awake yet.
Suddenly, doctors came rushing in, telling me I had to wait outside.
I did, for a few hours.
One of the doctors finally came out saying,
"I understand that you're Kelsey's friend, Aaron?"
"Yes," I whispered.
He bit his lip.
"She woke up, she's fine,
but I'm afraid she has long term memory loss."
"Are you serious?" I almost shouted.
"I'm afraid so."
I didn't meet his gaze. I couldn't.
I wasn't going to say anything, so he spoke again.
"You can go see her if you want,
but she doesn't remember anything, not even her mom."
I walked in, trembling in horror.
I saw her. She looked helpless as she slept.
I waited a few hours, until I saw her eyes opening gently again.
I expected doctors to run in, rushing me out.
Instead, she looked me straight in the eyes, and whispered,
"I don't know you, but I like your eyes."

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thatbritishboy
posted a quote
July 15, 2012 12:20am UTC

If a girl sticks around through all your mistakes and your bs, then it's obvious she's a keeper, but it's also obvious you don't deserve her.

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LexZ
posted a quote
July 2, 2012 11:00pm UTC

Nice guys
finish last because they make sure their girl comes first
NMQ/NMF

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LexZ
posted a quote
July 2, 2012 11:03pm UTC

I don't trust
anyone even the devil was once an angel
NMQ/NMF

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LexZ
posted a quote
July 2, 2012 11:57pm UTC

The more you
hide your feelings the more they show the more you dent your feelings the more they grow
NMQ/NMF

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dolphinz00
posted a quote
July 11, 2012 6:07pm UTC

I rescpect blind people. Why?
because they judge others by their personalities, not their looks.

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Nataliee1102
posted a quote
July 2, 2012 8:59pm UTC

..............
I have died everyday, waiting for you.
Darling dont be afraid; i have loved you for a thousand years
*I'll love you for a thousand more.* <3
..............
blacklace

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Nataliee1102
posted a quote
July 3, 2012 3:24pm UTC

Honestly , I'm not sure if i should just keep holding on or let go . Its stupid to hold on to something that just keeps hurting you , but its also stupid to let go of everything you ever wanted .♥

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Nataliee1102
posted a quote
July 4, 2012 10:17pm UTC

Dont break someones Heart ; they only have one.
Break their bones.. They have 206. ( :

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Nataliee1102
posted a quote
July 10, 2012 6:14pm UTC

I'm the author of my own life & unfortunately, I’m writing in pen, & I can't erase my mistakes.
♥

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Kalliefornia
posted a quote
July 9, 2012 5:18pm UTC

THIS ONE'S FOR THE GIRLS
WHO'VE EVER HAD A BROKEN HEART
WHO'VE WISHED UPON A SHOOTING STAR
YOU'RE BEAUTIFUL THE WAY YOU ARE
THIS ONE'S FOR THE GIRLS
WHO LOVE WITHOUT HOLDING BACK
WHO DREAM WITH EVERYTHING THEY HAVE
ALL AROUND THE WORLD

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bryanrockssocks
posted a quote
July 8, 2012 11:08pm UTC

are you campbells soup?
cause baby, you look mm mmm good ;)

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itsnickipewpyo
posted a quote
July 8, 2012 11:18pm UTC

Teacher: do you understand now?
Me: yeah, totally
Teacher: *walks away*
Me: the f*ck did she just say

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cheerfromtheheart
posted a quote
July 1, 2012 7:33pm UTC

A kiss is just a kiss
until its with the one you love
a hug is just a hug until
it's the one your thinking of
a dream is just a dream
until you make it true
& love is just a word
until its proven to you ♥

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smiletonight
posted a quote
July 1, 2012 4:21pm UTC

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StarAngel360
posted a quote
June 27, 2012 10:06pm UTC

Patient:The problem is that obesity runs in our family.
Doctor: No, the problem is no one runs in your family.

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