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socallmemaybe
posted a quote
March 14, 2012 8:24pm UTC

Never say goodbye,
because saying goodbye
mean going away
and going away means...
forever.
- Peter Pan

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eskimokisses
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March 7, 2012 5:14pm UTC

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my nightmares are usually about losing you.
- peeta -
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foreverxtogether
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July 12, 2010 11:09am UTC

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missJoxoxo
posted a quote
February 5, 2012 8:05pm UTC

/(•)(•)\ l( • )( • )l
spongebob and patrick are watching you

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ShesInLove
posted a quote
January 23, 2012 8:29pm UTC

When I told my mom about witty,
she started freaking out about how there could be old guys on the website. LOL.
Fave to show her that not everybody is a old pedo♥
nmq.

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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trinityy_xoxox
posted a quote
January 7, 2012 7:11pm UTC

my eight year old cousins advice on boys;
me: what do you do if you like a boy?
cousin: you tell him.
me: what if he doesn't like you back?
cousin: you kill him.
not mine quote. trinityy_xoxox format.

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ImmaBeWitty
posted a quote
January 6, 2012 3:38pm UTC

"So dumb guys go for dumb girls and smart guys
go for dumb girls? What do smart girls get?"
"Cats, mostly."
-Modern Family
nmf

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hayleyleexoxo
posted a quote
December 27, 2011 1:53pm UTC

my bestfriend in the entire world wants to
kill herself. she has bilemia. everytime
she looks into the mirror she see's
someone that's overweight. the problem
is she's skinny. she's been cutting her
wrists. she feels unloved and unwanted
by guys. my bestfriend is such an
amazing person in my life and i don't
want to lose her. i told her that if i get a
top quote on witty that she would have to
stop cutting her wrists and purging.
would you want to lose your bestfriend?
please fave this quote.
it could save her life.

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BlackButterflies
posted a quote
December 27, 2011 2:53am UTC

PRETENDING TO"NEVER GET THE TEXT"
FROM SOMEONE WHO ANNOYS YOU.

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AnchorChasing
posted a quote
December 26, 2011 9:27pm UTC

R.I.P
to the family of 7 who died because a man decided
to dress up as Santa clause , ring there doorbell and
shoot them on Christmas day in Texas. Fave if you care.

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maxxvolume13
posted a quote
December 11, 2011 11:03pm UTC

I'm pretty sure the guy
who put the "r" in February
Also came up with the spelling for Wednesday
nmq/nmf

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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MikeyJames
posted a quote
December 11, 2011 8:53pm UTC

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ReinaIridianne
posted a quote
November 5, 2011 12:23am UTC

Drunk people run stop signs,
high people wait for them to turn green.
credit;yourbackbonebroseph

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winkedyesterday5
posted a quote
November 5, 2011 10:35am UTC

I bet Waldo's parents are worried sick.

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idance
posted a quote
November 5, 2011 4:44pm UTC

Today, I saw an old lady
vaccuming her lawn.

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idance
posted a quote
November 5, 2011 2:42pm UTC

*sorry if it's already on here, i just love it.
I went to a party, Mom,
and remembered what you said.
You told me not to drink, Mom
so I had a sprite instead.
I felt proud of myself,
the way you said I would,
that I didn't drink and drive,
though some friends said I should.
I made a healthy choice,
and your advice to me was right
as the party finally ended,
and the kids drove out of sight.
I got into my car,
sure to get home in one piece,
I never knew what was coming, Mom
something I expected least.
Now I'm lying on the pavement,
And I hear the policeman say,
'The kid that caused this wreck was
drunk, '
Mom, His voice seems far away.
My own blood's all around me,
as I try hard not to cry.
I can hear the paramedic say,
'This girl is going to die.'
I'm sure the guy had no idea,
while he was flying high,
because he chose to drink and drive,
now I would have to die.
So why do people do it, Mom
Knowing that it ruins lives?
And now the pain is cutting me,
like a hundred stabbing knives.
Tell sister not to be afraid, Mom
tell daddy to be brave,
and when I go to heaven,
put 'Daddy's Girl' on my grave.
Someone should have taught him,
that its wrong to drink and drive.
Maybe if his parents had,
I'd still be alive.
My breath is getting shorter, Mom
I'm getting really scared.
These are my final moments,
and I'm so unprepared.
I wish that you could hold me Mom,
as I lie here and die.
I wish that I could say I love you, Mom
So I love you and goodbye.

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xojulianaxo
posted a quote
November 4, 2011 4:15pm UTC

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Jade672
posted a quote
November 4, 2011 5:19pm UTC

Would you like a table?
"No I came here to eat on the floor,carpet for 5 please"

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