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UhMaNdUh97

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  1. UhMaNdUh97 UhMaNdUh97
    posted a quote
    August 17, 2012 2:31pm UTC
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    Me.
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    Nobody knows the real me. Nobody knows how many times i've sat in my room and cried, how many time i've lost hope, how many times ive been let down. Nobody knows how many times ive had to hold back my tears, how many times ive felt like im about to snap but dont just for the sake of others. Nobody knows the thoughts that have gone through my head whenever im sad, and how horrible they actually are. Nobody knows.
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  2. UhMaNdUh97 UhMaNdUh97
    posted a quote
    August 16, 2012 2:24pm UTC
    *me and my boyfriends convo just now*
    me: Its better to forgive than forget anyway! lol
    Him: I know thats why i said it lol
    me: well then you are a smart cookie! haha
    Him: im not a cookie! you might eat me.
    me: well why would i do that!? that wouldnt be good. how would i explain that to your parents? lol
    Him: "uhmm, parents... i ate your son."
    me: And what would they say?
    Him: was he tasty?
    me: ..... Delicious.
    Him: what flavor?
    Me: Chocolate chip.
    Him: So im a chocolate chip cookie!?
    Me: .....yes.
    Him: lol whats wrong with us
    Yep,we need professional help lol

  3. UhMaNdUh97 UhMaNdUh97
    posted a quote
    July 5, 2012 6:41pm UTC
    I dont care if im tired,
    Staying up late texting you is better than sleeping.
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  4. UhMaNdUh97 UhMaNdUh97
    posted a quote
    June 14, 2012 12:01am UTC
    I dont know what to do. Im in a bad situation and i just need some advice.
    Please. Heres the story.
    So this guy who ive known since 5th grade started really talking to me and my bestfriend on the same day but he was talking to her more than me so apparently they both started liking eachother and he asked her out today. She is so happy but he isnt. He started texting me a few hours after they started going out and he said it wasnt her he liked, it was me. And i kinda like him too but i dont think i can date him now cause he's dating my friend but he's gonna break up with her. And im also friends with his other ex... so idk. He keeps saying that he likes me and misses me and stuff and i was like ' your basically cheating on alex even though you dont like her ' and all he said was ' so ' so im scared he would do the same thing with me. I dont know what to do.

  5. UhMaNdUh97 UhMaNdUh97
    posted a quote
    May 20, 2012 7:36pm UTC
    Just a vent. You dont have to read this.
    .
    This past Friday,
    my brother graduated from
    NAVY bootcamp
    I went to his graduation and that was the first time ive seen him in 2 months. Its really hard because we used to be extremely close. He is my bestfriend and to think that he's actually moving on with his life in a completely different state than me makes me cry every night. I miss him more than anything. I wish i could just stay with you on base in Chicago instead of here in North Carolina.
    I dont tell you this enough, but i love you. You are the best brother i could ever ask for.
    Stay safe, sailor.

  6. UhMaNdUh97 UhMaNdUh97
    posted a quote
    May 14, 2012 4:03pm UTC
    so there's this guy
    Well he's my ex. He broke up with me in October on our 4 month anniversary. Then we didnt talk again till around Febuary. Ever since we started talking again i like him more and more. We get closer every single day. But he always flirts with me.. He'll like take my ipod or my phone and he slowly takes my headphones out of my ears while im listening to music and he puts them in his phone and just smiles. I think its pretty cute/funny but whatever lol. But he'll also poke my sides and tickle me whenever i walk by. He doesnt realy have alot of friends anymore since he broke up with me and im the only one who will actually talk to him in our health class. But anyway, today he did the weirdest thing which makes me wonder even more if he still likes me. So today we finished our work early so we got to go in the gym and just hang out there for about 20 minutes. So me and my friends were just walking around the gym and he (my ex) was near us the whole time and i said to my friend " omg, whys it so freakin cold in here??" and my ex heard me and he was like " you see my backpack on the bleachers over there?" i was like yeah why? and he was like " go in the first pocket and get my jacket. You can wear it if you want" So i had his jacket for the rest of the day. He usually doesnt give his jacket out like that so it suprised me. But does this mean he may still like me ? He's done other things to make me think so and i talked about it in some other quotes. But i just want other peoples opinions. Do you think he still likes me ?
    If you read all of this thank you soo much<3 sorry it was so long.

  7. UhMaNdUh97 UhMaNdUh97
    posted a quote
    May 11, 2012 9:33pm UTC
    Girls, i need advice.
    So i met this guy in the beginning of the year at a football game and we instantly clicked. We have soo much in common including where were from. We live in North Carolina but were both from Long Island, in NY. But anywayy, we've been bestfriends ever since. And everyone knows you always falll for your bestfriend which is completely true. My other guy friends talk to him on the bus about me and they say he always nice stuff about me and they keep telling him to ask me out and he's always just like ' i really like her but were bestfriends so idk' and my friends are just like ' thats why you guys would be perfect for eachother!' And everytime were together people always say stuff like " awwwh look at them! how cute!' and " dude just ask her out alredy!' and we both get annoyed with it sometimes. So my friend thats a girl was texting him asking him why he hasnt asked me out yet and he said " idk, people just keep telling me to do stuff ( as in ask me out. nothing bad ) and i just feel like theres too much pressure on me"
    I really like him and he really likes me but i dont want him to ask me out because he thinks he's been pressured into it. I want him to ask me out because he wants to. I just dont know if i should tell him that or just wait it out and see what happens. Any advice?
    I know this is long but if you read it all, that means alot. thank youu<3

    truestory

  8. UhMaNdUh97 UhMaNdUh97
    posted a quote
    May 8, 2012 10:38pm UTC
    So i was just walking down the hall to my class and
    I saw 2 kids running around the halls and 1 was chasing the other. They were both guys. When the one chasing the other guy passed me i was like 'whats going on?' and he screamed
    "He stole my nutella!!!"
    my day = made.
    true story.
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  9. UhMaNdUh97 UhMaNdUh97
    posted a quote
    April 19, 2012 8:40pm UTC
    I reallyy need to listen to some different music right now.
    -Please comment on this with some good songs so i can get my mind off things. Im in a really bad mood and i just need to forget the world right now.
    Thank you<3

  10. UhMaNdUh97 UhMaNdUh97
    posted a quote
    April 18, 2012 3:56pm UTC
    Long but please please please read. i need someone to talk to.
    So me and this guy dated for 4 months and he broke up with me in October. (6/5/11-10/5/11). But me and him are still friends and everything. But today, we were in gym and my friend matt, who's also friends (kinda) with my ex, was telling me that my ex's other friend alex has been saying really.. nasty rumors about me and my ex just because he was jealous of us. ( because he used to like me alot ). And matt said he's been starting these rumors while we were going out and im just now hearing about it. Apparently alll of their friends know about it too. And alex asked me out after me and my ex broke up and i said no so he started more rumors. So my ex saw i was reallyy mad in gym and he actually came over and talked to me. ( our friendship is still in that awkward stage so it was shocking ) We were outside playing kickball and i was at 2nd base and he was running the bases and he stopped at 2nd base and stood really close to me, looked me in the eyes, and gave me that " im sorry" look he gave me when he broke up with me. this was our convo: him: " .. are you okay?" me: " im fine." him: " look, dont worry about it. Its mostly about me and you just got brought into it cause we dated" me: " yeah i know, but you know i cant take when people talk about me. especially when what they say isnt true." him : " i know i know. i dont either. But just forget about it, its not that bad" me: " okay.. whatever." then he had to run again. But i was shocked that he actually talked to me. it meant alot. But anywayy, i have no idea what to do to stop this. any advice? If you read all of this, thank you sooo much. it means alot<3

  11. UhMaNdUh97 UhMaNdUh97
    posted a quote
    April 17, 2012 8:55pm UTC
    Girls...
    i just found out something that im completely.. just shocked about.
    my bestfriend since 4th grade ( were in 9th now ) just told me she was bi.
    Im not against that at all, i just dont know how to handle this. Its just, a suprise to me. Would someone talk to me and help me out here? it'd mean alot...

  12. UhMaNdUh97 UhMaNdUh97
    posted a quote
    April 16, 2012 9:18pm UTC
    Am i the only one who
    ---------------------------------------------
    Is actually pretty good friends with my ex?.
    Everyone always says when you break up and they say " we can still be friends" it NEVER happens.
    But it did for me. Problem is, im still in love with him...
    oops. lol
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  13. UhMaNdUh97 UhMaNdUh97
    posted a quote
    April 11, 2012 8:06pm UTC
    I dont care if anyone reads this, i just need to vent.
    My brother is at bootcamp for the navy right now and i havent heard from him in about a month. Which is extremely hard for me because me and him were really close. But he gets to have 1 phone call the whole time he's there and he used it today. But guess who he called? Not his family. His f*cking 'girlfriend'. My family havent heard from him and he calls his gf instead of us. Oh but wait, it gets better. He told her he really wants her at his graduation next month. But he only could get 3 tickets. Which were originally for me, my mom, and my dad. But now they said i have to give my ticket to her so i cant even see my brother till who knows when. He picked his 'gf' over his own sister. Im crying my eyes out right now because i thought he cared about me more than that. i guess i was wrong.
    If you even read this, thank you. Am i the only one who thinks this is wrong?

    NOT MY FORMAT

  14. UhMaNdUh97 UhMaNdUh97
    posted a quote
    April 8, 2012 6:01pm UTC
    You people making quotes on how much you hate the One Direction quotes are still making quotes about One Direction! like wtf. Your just adding on to the problem...i am a proud directioner and i do agree that they are getting out of hand but you people that hate them are basically just promoting them even more, by making quotes about them. If your patient, they'll die down in about a week or 2. its not a big deal. So just stop complaining... im not trying to be mean at all, so dont take this offensively. Im just stating my opinion.
    Thank you.
    nmf.
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  15. UhMaNdUh97 UhMaNdUh97
    posted a quote
    April 8, 2012 3:57pm UTC
    Directioners;
    My mom just told me that if i get straight A's on my next report card, she'll buy me tickets to a One Direction concert,and to a signing to meet them! Im so happy right now! sorry, i just felt like telling someone... haha.
    Wish me luck guys!<3

  16. UhMaNdUh97 UhMaNdUh97
    posted a quote
    April 5, 2012 9:02pm UTC
    Guys, im dying of boredom...
    So everyone comment on this quote with any question you can think of and ill answer it in another quote. i dont care how weird the question is.. ill answer it.
    thank you<3
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  17. UhMaNdUh97 UhMaNdUh97
    posted a quote
    April 5, 2012 12:12am UTC
    Okay, im sorry but i need to get this off my chest. i dont care if everyone reads this or if no one does. i just need to say it.
    There have been alot of quotes about how much you hate seeing quotes about One Direction and this isnt a place to talk about our obsession with them, but i think i speak for every true directioner out there when i say this:
    Witty is a place where people go to escape their real life and just get away from everything. I personally love the 1D quotes because it gets my mind off of my life; as it probably does the same to alot of other people. We write them because we love them and we can concentrate on things other than our personal problems.
    Now i think we would all aprieciate it if you just let us make as many quotes about them as we want because you dont know what its really doing for the people who love them.
    Thank you.

  18. UhMaNdUh97 UhMaNdUh97
    posted a quote
    April 4, 2012 7:17pm UTC
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  19. UhMaNdUh97 UhMaNdUh97
    posted a quote
    April 3, 2012 11:56pm UTC
    Answer with one word
    1. Where is your cell phone? desk
    2. Your significant other? somewhere
    3. Your hair? brown
    4. Your mother? sleeping
    5. Your father? sleeping
    6. Your favorite thing? music
    7. Your dream last night? one direction.
    8. Your favorite drink? pepsi
    9. Your dream/goal? One direction
    10. The room are you in? bedroom
    11. Your hobby? Music.
    12. Your fear? love
    13. Where do you want to be in 6 years? Alive
    14. Where were you last night? home
    16. Muffins? yum
    17. Wish list item? Louis.
    19. Last thing you did? this
    20. What are you wearing? pajamas
    21. Your TV? on.
    22. Your pets? 4
    23. Your friends? awesome
    24. Your life? okay..
    25. Your mood? tired
    26. Missing someone? Yes
    27. Car? nonexistant
    28. Something you’re not wearing? shoes
    29. Your favorite store? rue21
    30. Your summer? hot
    31. Like someone? One direction(;
    32. Your favorite color? N/A
    33. When is the last time you laughed? earlier
    34. Last time you cried? idk
    35. Who will resend this? idk
    36. Place you go to over and over? school
    37. Person who emails you regularly? nobody
    38. Favorite place to eat? everywhere
    39. Why did you participate in this survey? bored
    40. What are you doing tonight? One direction(; (i wish) lol

  20. UhMaNdUh97 UhMaNdUh97
    posted a quote
    April 3, 2012 8:01pm UTC
    Me: take me to meet one direction.
    My bff: okay just hop on my nyan cat and we'll go.
    Me: okay ill be over in 5 minutes.
    My bff: what if they're not home?
    Me: they all live by themselves except for 2.. so we have a good chance at meeting at least 1.
    My bff: what if my nyan cat gets hungry and eats them?
    Me: .... then i would kill the nyan cat.
    My bff: nooo! you cant kill poptart cat!
    Me: if poptart cat ate my husbands i would put it in a toaster for it to fry and die a slow painful death.
    My bff: ..... maybe we should just take a car to go see them...
    Me: good idea.

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