*me and my boyfriends convo just now*
me: Its better to forgive than forget anyway! lol
Him: I know thats why i said it lol
me: well then you are a smart cookie! haha
Him: im not a cookie! you might eat me.
me: well why would i do that!? that wouldnt be good. how would i explain that to your parents? lol
Him: "uhmm, parents... i ate your son."
me: And what would they say?
Him: was he tasty?
me: ..... Delicious.
Him: what flavor?
Me: Chocolate chip.
Him: So im a chocolate chip cookie!?
Me: .....yes.
Him: lol whats wrong with us

Yep,we need professional help lol