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Me: take me to meet one direction.
My bff: okay just hop on my nyan cat and we'll go.
Me: okay ill be over in 5 minutes.
My bff:
what if they're not home?
Me: they all live by themselves except for 2.. so we have a good chance at meeting at least 1.
My bff: what if my nyan cat gets hungry and eats them?
Me: .... then i would kill the nyan cat.
My bff: nooo! you cant kill poptart cat!
Me: if poptart cat ate my husbands i would put it in a toaster for it to fry and die a slow painful death.
My bff: ..... maybe we should just take a car to go see them...
Me: good idea.



 
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