Me:
take me to meet one direction.
My bff:
okay just hop on my nyan cat and we'll
go.
Me:
okay ill be over in 5 minutes.
My bff:
what if they're not home?
Me:
they all live by themselves except for 2.. so we have a good
chance at meeting at least 1.
My bff:
what if my nyan cat gets hungry and eats them?
Me: ....
then i would kill the nyan cat.
My bff:
nooo! you cant kill poptart cat!
Me:
if poptart cat ate my husbands i would put it
in a toaster for it to fry and die a slow painful
death.
My bff:
..... maybe we should just take a car to go see
them...
Me: good idea.