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ShelbyBabs
posted a quote
April 13, 2012 8:04pm UTC

If anyone was to eavesdrop on a conversation between me && my best friend . . they will think we're lesbians .

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KareBear7
posted a quote
April 13, 2012 9:05pm UTC

What if humans could actually breathe in space?
And the goverment says we can't
so we don't try to escape..

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amyvalverde5
posted a quote
April 13, 2012 8:44pm UTC

Man, I wasn't that drunk!
Dude, you asked your mom if she had kids.
nmf

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yourcool
posted a quote
April 13, 2012 9:14pm UTC

hi, i didn't mean to interupt your scrolling,
but i think you're absolutley beautiful.

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WhenWordsFail
posted a quote
April 13, 2012 8:35pm UTC

Not a single day goes by
without missing you ♥

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AlNicholas
posted a quote
April 13, 2012 8:44pm UTC

dear diet coke,
I feel like you're over reacting.
sincerely, mentos.
AlNicholas

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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icarly26
posted a quote
April 13, 2012 8:05pm UTC

I don't get it...
when people who are dying inside smile in a picture,
do you really want people to remember you as
someone you're not?
nmf

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BebeCutie99
posted a quote
April 13, 2012 8:11pm UTC

Admit it
At some point in your life, you've tried keeping a rock collection, but failed.

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Kirby16
posted a quote
April 13, 2012 8:12pm UTC

The spaces between your
fingers, are where mine fit perfectly
♥

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BlazingDawn
posted a quote
April 13, 2012 8:12pm UTC

That awkward moment
When you press a button on a toy in a store and then you can't get it to shut up

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ForeverAlone69
posted a quote
March 13, 2012 2:04pm UTC

CREDIT-KCLOVE5LAYOUTS
Not all relationships are meant to last ♥
THEY'RE JUST PRACTICE FOR THE ONE THAT DOES ♥

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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SARAHgirl5
posted a quote
March 11, 2012 5:37pm UTC

with so many allergies
A Soar throat even
scares me.

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SARAHgirl5
posted a quote
March 12, 2012 8:39pm UTC

him: hey
me: im sorry the number you have tryed to reach is unavailable. please try ahain later. #292391
him: you spelt 'again' wrong
me: im sorry the number you have tryed to reach is unavailable please try AGAIN later. #292392
him: i know your still there, im not fricken stupid
me:...just go away.

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SARAHgirl5
posted a quote
March 12, 2012 8:45pm UTC

i want to make a search engine
called 'tap'
THEN PEOPLE WOULD SAY 'ill tap that'
nmf

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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foreverme1331
posted a quote
March 11, 2012 10:52am UTC

Girl:
I love you.
- Boy:
Yeah I know everyone does!
... ... ... ... ...
-Girl:
Really?
- Boy:
Yeah...everyone of my friends that are girls tell me that everyday.
- Girl:
Oh...but am I only your friend?
- Boy:
No...you're my girlfriend...why?
- Girl:
So when I say I love you I really do mean it.
- Boy:
Yeah I know you do mean it...its just that you dont need to tell me that you love
me
anymore cuz I know you love me since the day we been together and i love you more
each and everyday.
- Girl:
......
- Boy:
So wanna go somewhere tonight for our 7th anniversary?
- Girl:
Yeah...where?
- Boy:
I dont know...maybe movie then dinner?
-Girl:
Ok.
- Boy:
Ill pick you up after I get off and get ready ok?
- Girl:
Ok. What time do you get off?
- Boy:
In 2 hours and then I gotta go home and yeah get ready which takes about 15-20
mintues...
-Girl:
hey...I thought you didnt have work today...
- Boy:
One of my co-workers called in sick.
- Girl:
Oh okay! So ill see you around 7:30 then?
- Boy:
Yeah! and babe?
- Girl:
Yeah?
- Boy:
I love you.
- Girl:
I love you too!
- Boy:
Ok my manager is like looking at me so yeah.... i gotta go.
- Girl:
Ok bye.
- Boy:
Bye.
****************************
2 hours later...
The guy drives to his girlfriends house and walks up to the door and rings bell.
- Girl:
Hey! (gives a kiss to her boyfriend)
- Boy:
Wassup...you ready?
- Girl:
Um...wait...let me get my bag and we can go ok?
- Boy:
Ok.
They both watched a movie and ate dinner...once they were done eating they head
back
to the car but before she got into the car...
- Boy:
Wait! Can I blind fold you?
- Girl:
Why??!
- Boy:
Its a suprise.
- Girl:
What kind of suprise?
- Boy:
A big one.
- Girl:
Okay but only if you promise me that you will hold my hand while we're driving.
- Boy:
I promise.
- Girl:
Ok blind fold me...
So they drove off...........and then they stoped.
- Boy:
Ok we're here!
-Girl:
Where?
- Boy:
Wait let me walk you to the place!
- Girl:
What place?
- Boy:
Somewhere! (and gives a kiss to her on the lips)
- Girl:
Baby!...
The boy walks her to the place.
- Boy:
Ok...let me take the blind fold off.
- Girl:
Where are we?
He takes it off her and she opens her eyes and sees the view of the city and at
that
same spot...that's where he first asked her to be his girlfriend....
- Girl:
Omg...(tears come down)
- Boy:
Why are you crying?
- Girl:
This is where you first asked me out...
- Boy:
What are you doing the rest of your life? (he asked on his knees and after he says
that...behind him...in the air it says "Will you marry me?" in fireworks)
- Girl:
(tears come down faster)
- Boy:
I wasnt at work when you called me...I was planning this whole thing!
- Girl:
Get up!
- Boy:
Yeah?
- Girl:
(kisses him)
- Boy:
Is that a yes or a no?
- Girl:
Yes.
If you don't repost this you will have the loneliest life!
BUT!
If you do repost this, you will have a relationship that will last as long as you
want it to!
You have 3 mintues to repost this

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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alicedawn
posted a quote
March 11, 2012 10:54am UTC

I swear to god guys,
if people start making teams for hunger games like team Gale or team Peeta, like twilight teams,
I will kill someone.

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