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  1. mitchisawesome mitchisawesome
    posted a quote
    May 2, 2016 11:29pm UTC
    ayy

  2. livelifeforever livelifeforever
    posted a quote
    February 2, 2011 10:11am UTC
    Cleverbot: I need someone to love me for me.
    User: I will I promise I will forever and ever.
    Cleverbot: How much do you love me?
    User: I love you more than my life.
    Cleverbot: I love you more than teenage girls love twilight!
    User: I love you more than a rich person loves money.
    Cleverbot: I love you more than I love cheese.
    User: I love you more than pizza.
    Cleverbot: I love you more than the sun.
    User: I love you more than the earth.
    Cleverbot: I love you more than the moon.
    User: I love you more than a student loves summer break.
    Cleverbot: I love you more than I love that fat kid who loves cake.
    User: I love you more than the alcoholic who loves its beer.
    Cleverbot: I love you more than the grass loves the sun.
    User: I love you more than the skier likes snow.
    Cleverbot: I love you more than the moon.
    User: I love you more than the universe.
    Cleverbot: I love you more than the galaxy.
    User: I love you more than you could ever imagine.
    Cleverbot: I love you more than I could ever understand.
    User: I love you more than my life and if you weren't here I would die.
    Cleverbot: I love you more than everyone's life all combined into one giant loving life!
    User: I love you more than anyone could ever love someone.
    Cleverbot: I love you as much as you love me. And i will love you forever.
    if only our love life was like this...

  3. xxemmabooxx12 xxemmabooxx12
    posted a quote
    February 2, 2011 12:59pm UTC
    Talking to HIM<3
    Him-Do you remember how we met?
    Me-Yea.You threw a bucket at my face:P
    Him-Haha yea sorry...but I'm glad i did:)
    Me-:)
    <3


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  6. softballlove9 softballlove9
    posted a quote
    February 2, 2011 2:14pm UTC
    so i met this guy..
    he lives in louisana..
    he goes to a  boarding school  on the beach..
    we skyped for 3 hours last night..
    he makes this  *really cute face..* 
     he raises his eyebrows & looks confused. so adorable.
    i'd kill to see him smile again....
    he couldnt talk- -
    his mic was broken - -
    but we didnt need words to communicate.
     yeah. he might live across the country
    yeah. i might never see him in person.
    but im pretty sure i  f
                                         e
                                         l
                                         l      in love ♥
    and it kills me to know that i probably will never meet him...
    **credit to ah_rin172
     

  7. krissykriss krissykriss
    posted a quote
    February 1, 2011 10:36pm UTC
    Don't wanna close my eyes
    » » i don't wanna fall asleep.
    cause i'd miss you baby,
    and i don't wanna miss a thing. ♥

  8. freeweezy1 freeweezy1
    posted a quote
    February 1, 2011 4:13pm UTC
    "It's there, I know it is because
    when I look at you, I can feel it"
    -Finding Nemo♥

  9. Team_Salvatore64 Team_Salvatore64
    posted a quote
    February 1, 2011 11:05pm UTC
    It was perfect.
    We walked, held hands went to dinner and when you walked me home you kissed me and said
    "I love you."
    Then, I woke up♥
    not my format.

  10. cccsoftball13 cccsoftball13
    posted a quote
    February 1, 2011 7:40pm UTC
    To love some one
    deeply gives you strength
    Being loved by some one
    deeply gives you courage

  11. soccerloverx03x soccerloverx03x
    posted a quote
    February 1, 2011 11:58pm UTC
    w h e n h e t e x t s h e r , h e r p h o n e l i g h t s u p .
    so does her smile. :)

  12. bemine bemine
    posted a quote
    February 1, 2011 10:40pm UTC
    So look in the mirror
    and remind yourself to be happy
    because you deserve to be.
    Believe that.

  13. xomaddie13 xomaddie13
    posted a quote
    February 1, 2011 5:53pm UTC
    I knew from the moment
    your eyes locked with mine
    t h a t I ' d h a v e a h a r d t i m e forgetting you <3

  14. LilaaBean LilaaBean
    posted a quote
    February 1, 2011 9:16pm UTC
    So a while ago , I was at the beach. It was night time , and I was texting my ex-boyfriend (I was currently going out with him),
    and my best guy friend.
    I did a little experimenting, and sent them the same text , which read :
    'I love it here. It's beautiful and every second near the ocean makes me fall more in love with this place.'
    My ex-boyfriend replied: 'coool'
    My best guy friend replied: 'Lila, the ocean has nothing on you. nothing can ever be more beautiful than you. Every second I talk to you, & every time I look at you, I fall in love all over again. You are truly my heart and soul and the most amazing and beautiful girl I can imagine. Your boyfriend is so lucky that words cant even express how lucky he is. No one on this Earth deserves you so dont let anyone ever hurt you. I dont care if you never fall for me, I'm fine with just talking to you everyday. As the minutes turn to months I will sit hear and wait for you, even if you never come. I truly love you,Lila.You are absolutely beautiful inside and out.
    ^ He meant that. & even though my ex-boyfriend and I are like strangers now, my best guy friend and I are still best friends to this day (:
    true story. long but worth reading
    --------------- ♥ ---------------


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  16. iminlovewithnicholasjerryconnor iminlovewithnicholasjerryconnor happy witty anniversary!
    posted a quote
    May 30, 2009 12:53pm UTC
    Girl: What's wrong? You seem down.
    Boy: It's just, I have a problem...can i talk to you about it?
    Girl: Well of course you can..im always here for you
    Boy: well, i love this girl, shes perfect from top to bottom
    Girl: and your problem is?
    Boy: I want her alot, i want to be able to call her mine, i dont
    want to see her with anyone else but me..
    Girl: Then tell her!
    Boy: She won't like me...
    Girl: How do you know that?
    Boy: I can just tell.
    Girl: I'm sure she'd love to know.
    Boy: What would I say?
    Girl: Just tell her how much you love her!
    Boy: I cant do that
    Girl: And why is that?
    Boy: what if she doesnt like me like that?
    What if we are just friends?. and i tell her and it ruins everything?
    Girl: if it does then you should show her you aren't going to give up on her
    she might need to see that your serious and you'll always be there for her
    Boy: she knows im always here for her..
    Girl: well maybe she'll be needing a reminder
    Boy: Oh...
    Girl: do you talk alot?
    Boy: only all the time..
    Girl: (starting to think the girl is her) well does she ever show she likes you back?
    Boy: like how?
    Girl: like does she ever jokingly say i love you?
    does she ever hug you and when you try to let go hangs on just a little bit longer?
    does she ever stare into your eyes for a long time?
    does she close her notebook fast when you sneak up behind her to talk to her?
    Boy: (starting to think shes catching on)..i guess so.
    Girl: Sounds like she loves you too. those are definitely signs she does
    Boy: are you serious?
    Girl: yes
    Boy: well how do i tell her?
    Girl: when your with her start talking and then kiss her
    Boy: and if it doesnt work?
    Girl: then i'll fix it for you
    Boy: you'd dot that?
    Girl: of course! your my best friend
    Boy: so do you like anyoe?
    Girl: yeah..somone pretty amazing
    Boy: oh really...like who?
    Girl: that isnt important now go get your girl!
    Boy: ok i'll cya later
    Girl: ok byee.. ( he walks away)
    (Girl alone..so she thinks)
    Girl: i only wish every night you loved me too.
    i thought for sure he was talking about me..
    i should've just told him when he asked.
    girl gets tapped on the shoulder its him
    Boy: i forgot something
    (he hugs her, whispers i love you too, and kisses her)

  17. pickle_ninja pickle_ninja
    posted a quote
    January 29, 2011 4:13pm UTC
    THE AWKWARD MOMENT
    When you put a ;) instead of a :)

  18. oxolaurennn oxolaurennn
    posted a quote
    November 26, 2010 5:50pm UTC
    He called me today.
    I pressed ignore on the second ring.
    He texted me: "wtf"
    I replied: "hurts, doesn't it?"

  19. 9renesmeecullen 9renesmeecullen
    posted a quote
    September 16, 2010 6:32am UTC
    There Was A Girl;
    She Liked A Boy
    ;She'd Never Tell
    Secretly He Liked Her Too
    But He Was The School 'Hottie'
    So He Had To Get Her A Different; Way
    He Asked A Girl Out
    The Girl Got Jealous;
    And Cried And Cried
    Days On End
    *______*
    She Went Home And Locked,
    Herself In Her Room
    Her Dad Came Home And
    Knocked The Door Down
    He Found Her Hanging On a Rope
    He Cut Her Down And A Note Fell From He Pocket
    It Read:
    I Loved Him So
    He'll Never
    Please Do Tell Him Know
    What He Put Me Through And What He Did To Me
    Her Dad Was Angry;
    The School 'Hottie' Found Out Over Time;
    The Night He Found Out;
    He Did The Same
    He Left A Note To
    It Read:
    I Loved Her Too;
    She'll Never Know
    I'll Meet He In Heaven
    And We Will Be The Two.
    Mine - Don't Copy!

  20. brokenteengirl brokenteengirl
    posted a quote
    November 16, 2010 3:23pm UTC
    that feeling when;
    You see your first love again
    & All the memories flash before your eyes

:)

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