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hanananananah
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January 4, 2011 3:05pm UTC

That awkward moment when someone says something perverted that's supposed to be funny but isn't.

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PakiGirl
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January 4, 2011 3:05pm UTC

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emmao99
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January 4, 2011 3:09pm UTC

Who else hates when you drop
your cell phone
and it lands on yourface.

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aliza_jane_101
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January 4, 2011 3:11pm UTC

Me: I'm going out
Mom: With Friends?
Me: No Mom, Terrorists
credit to funinthesunxx

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mldanielle
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January 4, 2011 2:21pm UTC

My knight in shining armor
Turned out to be
A loser in aluminum foil.

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cheerchick98
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January 4, 2011 11:31am UTC

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ohhemmgeeitszoe
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January 4, 2011 11:31am UTC

♥
It's always the boys you've known from elementary school. You never thought anything of them and then there is that one day you just look at differently and fall for them,
Completely.

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MIDNIGHTPANDA000
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January 4, 2011 11:32am UTC

I remember a day when I was in the 5th grade, and a little boy who was in KINDERGARTEN, came up to me. He said, "I'M GAY!!! GAY MEANS HAPPY!!!"
I thought that he was a little TOO happy!!!

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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theWorder
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January 4, 2011 11:34am UTC

And I just talked in the phone for a few minutes,,
without realizing who I was talking to

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ithinkiminlove345
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January 4, 2011 11:35am UTC

What Do You Do When
he's all you ever wanted, and
everything you can't have?

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xoraybabyxo
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January 4, 2011 11:36am UTC

Hey Travie;
your not the only one that wants to be a billionarie so frikkin bad.

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LovelyLily
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January 4, 2011 11:37am UTC

chew me up and spit me out
i fell for this so many times.

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kayleer5
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January 4, 2011 11:38am UTC

"Sometimes goodbye
is a second chance."

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__sparksfly
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January 2, 2011 6:04pm UTC

hey juliet;
i think you're fine, you really blow my mind
maybe someday, you & me can run away
i just want you to know
i wanna be your romeo
<3
anyone else remember this song? LMNT(:

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weeeee
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January 2, 2011 1:05pm UTC

I know they say the first
love is the sweetest but
that first cut is the
deepest </3

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