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lilbabixo23
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January 6, 2011 10:07am UTC

PICK UP LINE FAIL
Guy:My dick is so big, if you were to lay it out on a keyboard, it would reach from A to Z.
some 1 sed ths t2 meh i laughed

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Kevinforever21
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January 6, 2011 10:12am UTC

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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jessxsmile
posted a quote
January 6, 2011 7:23am UTC

Girl: What you doing?
Boy: COD you?
Girl: Oh nothing, I'll stop talking while you play :D
Boy: No its fine, I'm willing to die for you :)

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Madie
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January 6, 2011 7:47am UTC

You.
Yourself is your best friend,
and your worst enemy,
The fault's in your life,
and the achievements made,
All come down to you.
You can hate or like yourself
as much as you like,
but in the end,
when the party is over
you'll be the only one
there for you.

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emzy1423
posted a quote
January 6, 2011 8:18am UTC

Me: "I'm a Ninja!"
Guy: "No! I'm a Ninja!"
Me: "NO! I AM!"
Guy: "Well I'm Asian!"
True Story
MLIA <3

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Abbey_Hilton
posted a quote
January 6, 2011 8:21am UTC

Have you ever
Walked into a room,
and felt completely
alone?

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moneyoverbxtches
posted a quote
January 6, 2011 8:28am UTC

It's those little things you do,
that make me fall in love with you♥

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katastrophe09
posted a quote
January 6, 2011 8:29am UTC

I purposely create awkward
moments..
because I think it's funny.♥

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FoReVeRnnAlWaYs
posted a quote
January 6, 2011 8:31am UTC

I love you(:

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emillly224
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January 6, 2011 8:49am UTC

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emillly224
posted a quote
January 6, 2011 8:53am UTC

"Clean your room,
family are coming over"
"Oh, I'm sorry, I didn't realise the gathering
would be held
in my bedroom."
♥♥

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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xonicoleleexo
posted a quote
January 6, 2011 8:58am UTC

"What the butttttt.??"
In ELA with some
mental kid...♥
This is such a
jokeee.
Love you kidd(:

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xshannonx98
posted a quote
January 6, 2011 9:03am UTC

"Where's my house?"
Can you find my house?
It's right there Dora! You need some glasses or something.
---------- ♥ ----------

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Baby_Girl2000
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January 6, 2011 9:07am UTC

real men are hairy [Jacob Black]
but sparkly men are sissies [Edward Cullen]
highlight after each saying
-All mine nobody takes it but fav or comment if you want

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NeverGonnaBePerfect
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January 6, 2011 9:13am UTC

What? What?
CHICKEN BUTT!
xxx

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Kerryfication
posted a quote
January 6, 2011 9:21am UTC

what if i can't forget you?
♥

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stellyjellyx3
posted a quote
January 4, 2011 3:17pm UTC

Fave this if you
sneezed today.

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FishingTrips
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January 4, 2011 3:01pm UTC

I Have A
↓
L O W
bullshit tolerance(;

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