Kerryfication

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Member Since: 9 Jul 2010 07:32am

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music.

arctic monkeys, avenged sevenfold, band of horses, breaking benjamin, bring me the horizon, crystal castles, a day to remember, death cab for cutie, florence & the machine, foals, good with grenades, gregory and the hawk, he is we, the horrors, kate nash, the killers, lights, mayday parade, metric, mgmt, mumford & sons, muse, nightmare of you, panic! at the disco, pierce the veil, placebo, the pretty reckless, ron pope, shiny toy guns, skream, three days grace, two door cinema club, wavves, the xx, youmeatsix.

kerry.

harry potter, tom felton, big hair, loose t-shirts, loud music, headphones, late nights, not sleeping, diet coke, energy drinks, rainy days, watching movies in bed, weekends.

fyi, i make harry potter-related jokes, and quotes, a lot. i type in short sentences, as you can see. i drink diet coke like it's water. don't insult jk rowling in front of me. i despise twilight. i'm a slytherpuff. that is all.
i don't jock quotes- i've most likely seen the quote somewhere else, so don't bother accusing me of "jocking mii qu0teee!!11!"

Kerryfication
posted a quote
January 10, 2011 1:24pm UTC

when guys get jealous,
it's actually kind of CUTE.
when girls get jealous,
WORLD WAR 3
is about to start.

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Kerryfication
posted a quote
January 9, 2011 2:48pm UTC

click to see this quote

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Kerryfication
posted a quote
January 9, 2011 2:33pm UTC

making life decisions
IN THE SHOWER

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Kerryfication
posted a quote
January 9, 2011 11:32am UTC

s p e n d i n g h a l f t h e f i l m w o n d e r i n g
where you've seen the actors before.

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Kerryfication
posted a quote
January 9, 2011 11:10am UTC

meeting you was fate
becoming your friend was choice
falling in love with you was
BEYOND MY CONTROL

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Kerryfication
posted a quote
January 8, 2011 5:41pm UTC

"Clean your room, family are coming over."
OH, I'M SORRY
I didn't realize the gathering would be in my room.

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Kerryfication
posted a quote
January 8, 2011 3:37pm UTC

If you love someone, tell them
because hearts are broken by words left
UNSPOKEN

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Kerryfication
posted a quote
January 8, 2011 3:01pm UTC

WE ARE BORN TO PARTY
FORCED TO STUDY

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Kerryfication
posted a quote
January 8, 2011 12:34pm UTC

my school i.d. photo sucks.
i hate it.

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Kerryfication
posted a quote
January 8, 2011 7:23am UTC

When I tell stories about people I dislike,
i g i v e t h e m
ridiculous voices.

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Kerryfication
posted a quote
January 7, 2011 4:23pm UTC

In Flo Rida's song 'Low',
he states that Shawty is wearing Apple Bottom jeans, the boots with the fur AND the Reeboks with the straps..
WHAT IS SHE, SOME KIND OF FOUR-LEGGED MORPH WOMAN?
In all honesty, I'm not surprised the whole club is looking at her.

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Kerryfication
posted a quote
January 7, 2011 4:07pm UTC

i put my ipod on shuffle,
a n d t h e n s k i p
EVERY SONG.

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Kerryfication
posted a quote
January 7, 2011 3:45pm UTC

Do headphones just
TANGLE THEMSELVES
when we're not looking?!

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Kerryfication
posted a quote
January 7, 2011 1:03pm UTC

happiness
S T A R T S W I T H
one person
one word, one joke
one text, one call
and stops with
one mistake

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Kerryfication
posted a quote
January 7, 2011 12:38pm UTC

Don't wait for the
PERFECT MOMENT
take the moment and make it
PERFECT