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You're my object of affecion
my drug of choice, my sick obsession ♥

Well Hello There (:

My name is Ema, im straight and singleeee!
im from Canada, close to Toronto ;D I loove to party and have a good time. I live everyday to its fullest extent and I NEVER regret ANY decision that I make. I love chillen with my friends and doing crazy fun stuff <3
Im really into staying fit so i workout most days a week and I do mma. Im also musical though, i play the saxaphone, and piano.
I loove giving advice to people and no matter what situation I'm in, I'm always there to help people out. I wont judge, i wont betray, and I wont leave. I promise <3

If you wanna talk, add me on skype:
zeebunnie

And you can follow me on tumblr, my link is:
hell-yeah-bagels.tumblr.com

Fav
& Follow
<3

good vibes <3 <3

emzy1423
posted a quote
April 17, 2012 7:09pm UTC

*Violently sprays friend in eye with mace spray, friend falls to ground in agony, you take out your fake mexican passport with the name 'hugo fernadez' on it and run as fast as you can to the nearest airport where you board a plane to mexico and take up a career in chicken farming for the next 10 years*
Idc if this doesn't look pretty, cos it's too funny to have to look good.
-Ema

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emzy1423
posted a quote
March 5, 2012 4:57pm UTC

Me: What would you do if I died like.. right now.
Friend: Poke you with a stick to make sure you're dead.
well thanks, how thoughtful of you.

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emzy1423
posted a quote
February 8, 2012 10:58pm UTC

My boyfriend lives
2130 miles
away from me....
But he still loves me....
And... I love him too <3

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emzy1423
posted a quote
February 5, 2012 10:52pm UTC

OMG.
WHO
THE HELL
CARES.

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emzy1423
posted a quote
January 6, 2012 1:11pm UTC

FAVOURITE
IF YOU'VE LOOKED
IN THE MIRROR...
AND CRIED
tears of joy when you
realized how sexy you are.

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emzy1423
posted a quote
January 5, 2012 12:08pm UTC

There's nothing special in dying,
anyone can do it.
so why even try?

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emzy1423
posted a quote
May 25, 2011 5:11pm UTC

THAT MOMENT OF SADNESS
WHEN.....
You read a really good quote, and when you're about to fav it, and then you notice the last two digits are..
////69\\\\
And you suddenly don't feel like faving it anymore...

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emzy1423
posted a quote
May 1, 2011 9:05am UTC

1 universe
8 planets
204 countries
809 islands
7 seas
6 billion people
BUT....
I'm still single
=.=
nmq, nmf

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emzy1423
posted a quote
February 25, 2011 8:43pm UTC

You never know what life is like,
Until you have LIVED it...
~Marilyn Monroe
♥

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emzy1423
posted a quote
February 25, 2011 8:41pm UTC

"It's not true that I had nothing on, I had the radio on!"
~Marilyn Monroe

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emzy1423
posted a quote
February 23, 2011 7:11pm UTC

click to see this quote

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emzy1423
posted a quote
February 15, 2011 4:50pm UTC

My pet Ninja - Corn
(half ninja, half unicorn)
Announced that he will commit suicide
):
I am devastated!
He said that he wont unless I get AT LEAST
100 favs on this quote
PLEASE GUYS!
ITS HALF NINJA HALF UNICORN!
How much awesomer could he get?
Plz, I don't want Waffles to kill himself
PLEASE!!!! He also LOVES witty girls (:
100th person to fav, please comment
I WILL GIVE YOU A COOKIE (:

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emzy1423
posted a quote
February 13, 2011 1:21pm UTC

HEY YOU!
YES YOU!
YOU ARE A...
pineapple!

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emzy1423
posted a quote
February 2, 2011 10:35am UTC

DINOSAURS
ARE NOT
EXTINCT!
They're just SUPER good at being...
INVISIBLE!

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emzy1423
posted a quote
January 29, 2011 11:00am UTC

THAT AWKWARD MOMENT WHEN....
In 2012 when Rihanna's the
only girl left in the world....

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emzy1423
posted a quote
January 29, 2011 10:13am UTC

That Awkward Moment When...
You realize you've been pronouncing a word wrong your whole life...
/ / / /♥\ \ \ \

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emzy1423
posted a quote
January 29, 2011 10:05am UTC

Pure...
NINJA
♥ ♥ ♥

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emzy1423
posted a quote
January 29, 2011 9:46am UTC

Spending an hour
creating an
AMAZING
quote and then when
you want to submit it...
"Sorry there are too many
characters please try again"
"LIKE REALLY!?!?"

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emzy1423
posted a quote
January 27, 2011 5:17pm UTC

Highlighting over the extra space
on a quote just to see if there is a
SECRET MESSAGE....
BANANAS!
Made your day didn't I?

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emzy1423
posted a quote
January 25, 2011 8:12pm UTC

One can make a
DIFFERENCE
But two can make a
CHANGE
////////// ♥ \\\\\\\\\\
ALL MINE
.

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