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Things_the_teenage_girl_hates
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June 8, 2012 11:10am UTC

Things the Teenage Girl Hates#9
When you have to explain something to someone two hundred times because person wasn't listening the first hundred times.

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Jillybean98
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June 8, 2012 11:16am UTC

Dear radio station,
Do you only know 5 songs?
Sincerely
I memorized all the lyrics to We Are Young.
Nmq

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polinaagoldberg*
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June 8, 2012 11:17am UTC

My textbook
Used me as an example of a "hot solid".
Why thank you

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Things_the_teenage_girl_hates
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June 8, 2012 11:24am UTC

Things the Teenage Girl Hates#11
When every single peice of clothing you own is dirty.

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samhu00
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June 8, 2012 11:25am UTC

"Wanna play Simon says?"
"Sure."
"Simon says jump."
*jumps*
"Simon wanted you to stay in the air
your all out"
:) nmq/nmf

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sk8jc8
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June 8, 2012 11:27am UTC

Drake, from Drake and Josh is 26
Dang, I'm old.
nmf

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ImJustMeh
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June 8, 2012 11:42am UTC

texting my mom: okay, see you at home. love you.
my mom texting me: C u l8r. Luv u 2!
nmq/f

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juturna*
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June 8, 2012 11:47am UTC

Seeing something over 1 dollar at the dollar store, is the main reason I have trust issues.

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DannyBearXD
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June 8, 2012 11:51am UTC

Everyone is entitled to their own opinion...
It's just that...
Yours is stupid.
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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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DannyBearXD
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June 8, 2012 11:58am UTC

☀☀☀
Parents spend the first part
Of our long lives,
Teaching us to walk and tak,
And the rest of it, telling us to
"Sit down and shut up!"
nmf

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sassygurl
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June 8, 2012 12:02pm UTC

When you grow up and realize that there are lots of innappropriate things in children shows and movies.

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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Dessigirl
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June 8, 2012 12:39pm UTC

Who else sings the alphabet in thier
head while looking up a word in the
dictionary??
-OneDirection

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Onism*
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June 8, 2012 12:40pm UTC

Did you know
"Dammit Im Mad" is the same backwards?
mf/mq

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thebestscreamer
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June 8, 2012 12:41pm UTC

Imagine If...
Vegetables tasted like candy
The world would be a much better place

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Lovedance33
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June 8, 2012 12:46pm UTC

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Fav if you remember
Lizzie Mcguire
Thats so Raven
Kim Possible
<3
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ecarlisle17
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June 8, 2012 12:49pm UTC

5 Deadly Terms Used By A Woman
1) Fine: this is the word women use to end an argument when she knows she is right and you need to shut-up
2) Nothing: means something & you need to be worried
3) Go Ahead: this is a dare, not permission, do not do it
4) Whatever: A woman's way of saying screw you
5) Thats okay: She is thinking long and hard on how and when you will pay for your mistake
Bonus Word= WOW!: this is not a compliment. She is amazed that one person could be so stupid
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Blondie_Miss
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June 8, 2012 1:08pm UTC

Please go on iCarly.com
{♥} if you remember where that is from!

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BravoSierra
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June 8, 2012 11:54am UTC

Boys: God you f*cking c*nt!
Adults: Oh well, boys will be boys.
Girls: Sh*t.
Adults: Oh my gosh young ladies should not be cursing! Shame on you! You've brought the devil into our house! Go wash your mouth out with soap.

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