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March 25, 2012 1:52pm UTC

If harrys wearing a hat
it means hes slept with someone
the night before
-Niall Horan
-Onedirection

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bgsoccer93
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March 26, 2012 4:07pm UTC

Louis: 4 sisters
Zayn: 3 sisters
Liam: 2 sisters
Harry: 1 sister
Niall: a brother
______________
Louis: right handed
Zayn: right handed
Liam: right handed
Harry: right handed
Niall: left handed
______________
Louis: British
Zayn: British
Liam: British
Harry: British
Niall: Irish
Cause Niall's a special snowflake.

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BravoSierra
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March 26, 2012 3:16pm UTC

I have a huge house, a gorgeous body, loads of cash, tons of friends and a perfect life.
.......................................
T h a n k y o u , s i m s .

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SugarPlum96
posted a quote
March 25, 2012 7:53pm UTC

Dear Witty,
What the heck have you become? I miss the old Witty where you could vent and make proper quotes. Not 'fangirl' quotes or 'fav if' quotes.
Sincerely, Teen who needs to vent .

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EdBanqer
posted a quote
March 26, 2012 7:59pm UTC

Google
You use it everyday.
But I bet you can't remember
the order of its color...
nmf(:

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britany*
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March 25, 2012 9:14pm UTC

StepSis: Hey!
Me:F*ck You!
StepSis: How Dare you!!
Me:Oops i ment Hi! Common Type-O!

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shinetime123
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March 25, 2012 4:35pm UTC

-Fave this quote and I will do the following-
-Comment on your profile
-Say a name that sounds good with yours
-Rate you

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happinessthekeytolife
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December 14, 2011 6:57pm UTC

90's kids remember
saying, "i know you are but what am i?'

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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cheeseylovesongs
posted a quote
March 24, 2012 6:32pm UTC

that depressing moment
when your best friend calls someone else their best friend.
format credit to: cheeseylovesongs

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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givingyoumyheart
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March 25, 2012 1:06pm UTC

the awkward moment when
you can't read your own handwriting.
© format by: h0peful
format by: h0peful

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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givingyoumyheart
posted a quote
March 25, 2012 1:11pm UTC

Does February March?
No, but April May.
fave if you get it (;

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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witty_monn
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March 24, 2012 3:11pm UTC

Im Insecure, I know what for. Im not Danielle, 32 , or Eleanor or or.
only directioners will understand<3
nmf

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xxSYDNEIxx
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March 25, 2012 12:56pm UTC

does anybody else remember
» stacey «
from zoey 101
who was obsessed with
cotton swabs?

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rosewithnothorns
posted a quote
March 25, 2012 1:00pm UTC

***
Today is my 18th Birthday
:)
***

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audreyann
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March 25, 2012 1:01pm UTC

Who else remembers the phrase
"What's your damage?"
~90's kids~

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gloriaLOVE
posted a quote
March 25, 2012 1:02pm UTC

Asian Guy Friend: hey whats up?
Me: just bein bored. hby?
Asian Guy Friend: at work
Me: you work?
Asian Guy Friend: yep at a nail salon
Me: DUDE, i didnt know you were THAT asian?!?!
Asian Guy Friend: like i havent heard THAT one before...
true convo lmao

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