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britany*
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August 10, 2013 8:27pm UTC

She says you don't wanna be like me
looking for fun, getting high for free I'M DYING, I'M DYING
Please don't remove this!

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britany*
posted a quote
August 10, 2013 8:38pm UTC

so many fake accounts are joining witty, i'm bashing my head against the wall.

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britany*
posted a quote
August 7, 2013 5:00pm UTC

Beauty queen on a silver screen
living life like I'm in a dream
I KNOW I'VE GOT A BIG EGO
I really don't know why it's such a big deal though
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britany*
posted a quote
August 7, 2013 5:06pm UTC

Don't make me sad, don't me cry
sometimes love is not enough &
THE ROAD GETS TOUGH I
don't know why. Keep making me laugh, let's go get high
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britany*
posted a quote
July 29, 2013 11:03pm UTC

Me: *listening to a song by my favorite band about how their ex treated them bad*
Me: What
Me: Why would you do that girl?
Me: He's in a band, he makes money, he's attractive as hell, and he treated you so good.
Me: Go home girl, you're drunk

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britany*
posted a quote
July 25, 2013 11:51pm UTC

With 5,000 dollars I can
BUY ABOUT 25,000
pizza's..and that makes
ME HAPPY
- McCrae Olson. Big Brother 15

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dolph*
posted a quote
December 23, 2012 2:25pm UTC

SON OF A
NU TCRACKER!

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Travis Allred*
posted a quote
December 20, 2012 8:08pm UTC

The next few days on Facebook
12/21: End of the Word
12/22: OMG I survived the End of the World!
12/24: Christmas tomorrow
12/25: Christmas!!
12/31: I will sleep in 2012 and only awake in 2013
1/1/: I remember 2012 like it was yesterday!

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britany*
posted a quote
December 19, 2012 9:01am UTC

You've just had the almost imponderable joy of watching charlieissocoollike. Which makes you like..Cool.
♥ if you know where this is from.

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Every1stellingmeSecrets
posted a quote
December 13, 2012 9:35am UTC

ME: walks in room
SISTER: stop being such a brat!
ME: moves foot
DAD: don't give me attitude young lady!
ME: goes to cry to mom
MOM: ... what did you do

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Erica_213
posted a quote
December 11, 2012 6:18pm UTC

I just like to smile, smiling's my favorite!
~Buddy the Elf

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TheMarkySharky
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December 10, 2012 7:16pm UTC

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Hogwartian
posted a quote
December 6, 2012 10:41pm UTC

llll Gryffindor: llll
Courage. Bravery. Nerve.
llll Ravenclaw: llll
Intelligence. Creativity. Learning.
llll Slytherin: llll
Ambition. Leadership. Cunning.
llll Hufflepuff: llll
Potato.

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Hogwartian
posted a quote
December 6, 2012 10:52pm UTC

Dear William and Kate,
If William is 100% royal and Kate is 0% royal,
will that make your son the Half-Blood Prince?
Sincerely,
I-ship-this.

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