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  1. InOneMoment InOneMoment
    posted a quote
    November 5, 2012 3:41pm UTC
    my brother's friend is getting a dog. he
    wants to get a female dog so when the
    lady at the counter says, "would you like
    a male or female?" he can reply,
    "B*itch, Please!"

  2. Erin2345 Erin2345
    posted a quote
    November 5, 2012 3:18pm UTC
    "Your cute when you mad
    well i'm about to get real f/cking adorable.

  3. BeautifulLikeDiamonds BeautifulLikeDiamonds
    posted a quote
    November 5, 2012 3:50pm UTC
    click to see this quote

  4. Lydser Lydser
    posted a quote
    November 5, 2012 3:57pm UTC
    And then Satan said "Let there be homework!"
    ...But then God answered "Let there be wikipedia!"

  5. Harper* Harper*
    posted a quote
    November 4, 2012 7:40pm UTC
    Disney should make a hairless princess;
    [♥] So that littlle girls with cancer can'feel beautiful.
    nmq nmf

  6. muddy5011 muddy5011
    posted a quote
    July 5, 2012 6:37pm UTC
    Random Facts#4
    It is impossible to sneeze with your eyes open.
    i'm going to make a lot of these...if no one reads, i'll stop, so if you're reading, make sure to fave so i know to make more (:

  7. ineedyou_xo ineedyou_xo
    posted a quote
    July 5, 2012 9:08pm UTC
    On Hannah Montana, the rich kid was named Rico because in Spanish, Rico means rich.
    mind=blown

  8. EatTheApplePie EatTheApplePie
    posted a quote
    July 5, 2012 11:50am UTC
    .
    No,
    money does not buy happiness,
    but it pays for your internet,
    which is close enough ;)
    format by ThatsSoMeee
    nmf/nmq


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  10. ch4rm ch4rm
    posted a quote
    July 5, 2012 5:33pm UTC
    HAY GUYZ.
    I'm turnin' 100,000 years old today!
    Could I get 100,000 favorites?
    THANKS WITTY, UR THE BEST!

  11. MechanicalBride * MechanicalBride *
    posted a quote
    July 5, 2012 2:07pm UTC
    I went to give Niall's girlfriend a hug
    But then i bumped into the mirror
    ;)


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  13. babesforever babesforever
    posted a quote
    July 5, 2012 2:20pm UTC
    Please if you ever feel like you need to kill yourself, talk to me. I can make you feel so much better. I love each and every single one of you (: <3

  14. hapinky9978 hapinky9978 happy birthday!
    posted a quote
    July 5, 2012 2:27am UTC
    THIS IS REALLY AWKWARD! But,
    My biggest turn on is aggressive guys! Not abusive but guys that take control,
    not in the entire relationship either but when you doing things,
    such as kissing or making out and they aggressively grab your a**! Or do whatever
    could honestly make me soooo turned on;)
    Am I the only wierd one? :(

  15. omgitsglish* omgitsglish*
    posted a quote
    June 30, 2012 2:31am UTC
    Sometimes what seems like the greatest things in life,
    isn't that great once you finally get it.

  16. omgitsglish* omgitsglish*
    posted a quote
    June 30, 2012 2:36am UTC
    I like him.
    He likes me.
    Why am I still single?
    { ♥ x♥ x ♥ }

  17. omgitsglish* omgitsglish*
    posted a quote
    June 30, 2012 2:38am UTC
    | MESSAGE SENT |
    Kill me now.
    FormatCredit:h4ppiness

  18. omgitsglish* omgitsglish*
    posted a quote
    June 30, 2012 2:43am UTC
    I
    If only there were more guys like him<3

  19. omgitsglish* omgitsglish*
    posted a quote
    July 2, 2012 9:15pm UTC
    I'm trying to make an effort, talking to you. But all you're just gonna do is reply one word sentences.. :c

  20. omgitsglish* omgitsglish*
    posted a quote
    July 3, 2012 9:26pm UTC
    I won't give up on us,
    Even if the skies get rough <3
    nmf

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