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TheGirlToProveYouWrong

  1. xStoleMyHeart xStoleMyHeart
    posted a quote
    April 29, 2012 11:38am UTC
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  2. 伤* 伤*
    posted a quote
    April 29, 2012 3:34pm UTC
    Louis: Have you ever fallen out of bed before?
    Harry: Yes!
    Louis: Describe to me how you fell
    Harry: I..fell...out...off..bed..

    format credit to OneDirection

  3. GPeach234 GPeach234
    posted a quote
    April 26, 2012 9:29pm UTC

    The Cheerleading Worlds 2012
    Format by: kaepow NMF

  4. blood_shot_rose blood_shot_rose
    posted a quote
    April 5, 2012 2:02pm UTC
    Hey, wanna come over eat
    some pizza and watch a
    Disney movie. And maybe
    fall helplessly in love?
    Just a suggestion.

  5. FunZy0x4 FunZy0x4
    posted a quote
    March 24, 2012 6:38pm UTC
    ARE YOU GONNA KISS
    ME OR NOT? ARE WE
    GONNA DO THIS
    OR WHAT? I THINK YOU
    KNOW I LIKE YOU
    ALOT..BUT YOU'RE GONNA
    MISS YOUR SHOT

  6. 13MusicSpazXx 13MusicSpazXx
    posted a quote
    March 25, 2012 12:33pm UTC
    Dude are you ready to party!!!!!
    Umm, who is this?
    Oh wrong number
    Sorry, bye
    ...But I wanna party.

  7. MyWittyProfile MyWittyProfile
    posted a quote
    March 24, 2012 8:48pm UTC
    It was Harry's idea to name
    the band "One Direction"
    Niall wanted to name it "Niall and the Potatoes"


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  9. kristanio kristanio
    posted a quote
    March 24, 2012 8:41pm UTC
    The bottom of my foot itchesBut it tickles when I scratch it

  10. givingyoumyheart givingyoumyheart
    posted a quote
    March 25, 2012 1:11pm UTC
    Does February March?
    No, but April May.
    fave if you get it (;

  11. Sebastian_isTheName Sebastian_isTheName
    posted a quote
    March 24, 2012 7:23pm UTC
    Girlfriend: Will you ever love another girl?
    Me: Yeah.
    Girlfriend: :'(
    Me: And she will call you Mom.

  12. UltimateGummyBear UltimateGummyBear
    posted a quote
    March 24, 2012 6:32pm UTC
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  13. hope* hope*
    posted a quote
    March 24, 2012 6:01pm UTC
    AT THE BEACH
    me: ew you should not be wearing a bikini
    me: you're hot but i'm too lazy to talk to you
    me: oh there goes adele just rolling in the deep
    me: why is it so hot its making me sweaty and unnattractive
    me: sand. in. my. butt.
    me: sand. in. my. sandwich.
    me: sand. everywhere.
    me: can i go home now

  14. pigglywiggly pigglywiggly
    posted a quote
    March 24, 2012 7:51pm UTC
    society: ew thick girls
    society: ew thin girls
    society: ew no makeup
    society: ew too much makeup
    society: ew you're rude
    society: ew you're too nice
    society: ew plastic surgery
    society: ew you need a makeover
    society: ew you're not perfect
    society: ew you're too perfect
    society: ew


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  16. OneDiectionInfection OneDiectionInfection
    posted a quote
    March 24, 2012 7:10pm UTC
    Dear male teachers,
    Yes, I really do need to take my bag with me to the bathroom.
    Sincerely, are you really that dumb?

  17. notyouraverageteenagegirl notyouraverageteenagegirl
    posted a quote
    March 24, 2012 8:32pm UTC
    i wonder what
    he thinks when he hears
    my name...
    format credit: notyouraverageteenagegirl

  18. SocietyKilledTheTeenager SocietyKilledTheTeenager
    posted a quote
    February 12, 2012 11:48am UTC
    I can't believe it's only been one month.. it feels so much longer.
    Rest In Peace Matthew, I love and miss you so much I can't even begin to describe it..
    8/17/1996 - 1/12/2012
    We'll never forget you.

  19. Softball55 Softball55
    posted a quote
    March 12, 2012 6:39pm UTC
    No. you can't see my phone.

  20. laydown_dieslow laydown_dieslow
    posted a quote
    March 12, 2012 6:39pm UTC
    ... I should stop looking at his facebook pictures...

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