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  1. hdohertyloves hdohertyloves
    posted a quote
    September 30, 2014 9:52pm UTC
    My name is Hannah.
    I made my witty account when I was tweleve years old.
    I am now seventeen.
    I haven't visited this website in years.
    I created the account mainly just to vent about some stupid insane crush I had on a boy.
    I'm here to tell all of your girls;
    All of these little problems we face everyday will not even effect us in a matter of weeks.
    Friendships end.
    Relationships are forgotten.
    Old hobies are lost.
    But that's the beauty of life; We will not care.
    we grow up
    and forget about every problem.
    I'm not saying to ignore your problems.
    Like I mentioned, I was only on here to vent about that little crush.
    In a way though, always thinking about him made it harder to forget about him.
    Really, I stopped using witty when him and I started dating.
    I didn't have anything I needed to rant about.
    So, here I am, five years later, still with him, and still happy.
    Sometimes it doesn't work out, and other times it does.
    What I am trying to say is keep your head up,
    and a smile at the bullshit.

  2. 23chars 23chars happy birthday!
    posted a quote
    October 3, 2014 3:34pm UTC
    Mean Girls: The only movie that can make a 2 second reference to October 3rd and make it a national holiday.

  3. *blushes* *blushes*
    posted a quote
    September 30, 2014 12:43pm UTC
    I want to be the
    reason you look
    down at your
    phone and smile.
    Then walk into
    a pole.

  4. EscapeToNeverland EscapeToNeverland
    posted a quote
    October 3, 2014 10:38am UTC
    A Broken Mind
    Forgotten memories,
    troubled thoughts.
    Shattered truths,
    uncovered lies.
    Cracked idea,
    scarred emotions.
    The signs of broken minds,
    signs that all lead to mine.
    A mind just as broken.
    A mind just like mine.
    Authors note:
    Okay, so I'm hoping this doesn't break any of the rules... But this is actually a piece I posted on a different site...

  5. PrimarilyParamore* PrimarilyParamore*
    posted a quote
    October 4, 2014 12:31am UTC
    Sticks and
    Stones only
    break bones.
    Words shatter
    the soul.
    Ina Hughs
    "On Friendship"/ "Betty Ann"
    |Chicken Noodle
    Soup for the Teenage Soul
    .
    Gif taken by Fruit99punch

  6. Gpc11 Gpc11
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    June 7, 2014 7:01pm UTC
    ''You're beautiful and I love you," I yelled as I stood alone on the cliff, and my echo replied "I just want to be friends."

  7. Gpc11 Gpc11
    posted a quote
    August 30, 2014 6:53pm UTC
    Every single choice you have ever made in your life has brought you to this exact moment, reading this exact sentence.

  8. Gpc11 Gpc11
    posted a quote
    August 31, 2014 4:06am UTC
    I love you so much that if we were in a sinking ship and it was only 1 life jacket left... I'd miss you alot.

  9. Gpc11 Gpc11
    posted a quote
    September 1, 2014 8:40am UTC
    "I'll be speaking with my lawyer" is the adult version of saying "I'm telling my mom"

  10. Gpc11 Gpc11
    posted a quote
    September 8, 2014 7:43pm UTC
    Sister: Not to brag but i finished this 14 day diet in 3 hours and 38 minutes.Me: *Burst out laughing!*

  11. Gpc11 Gpc11
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    September 17, 2014 1:16am UTC
    Love is like Wi-Fi, you can't see it; however, you notice it when it's no longer strong.

  12. Gpc11 Gpc11
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    September 17, 2014 5:08pm UTC
    Mind = Blown!Internet links turn purple after you visit them because blue & "read" make purple!

  13. Gpc11 Gpc11
    posted a quote
    September 17, 2014 5:14pm UTC
    When I die I want my group project members to lower me into my grave so they can let me down one last time.

  14. Gpc11 Gpc11
    posted a quote
    September 17, 2014 5:17pm UTC
    i just stubbed my toe.... no, i did not cry like a baby.babies do not have the lung capacity to do what i just did.

  15. Gpc11 Gpc11
    posted a quote
    September 21, 2014 2:11am UTC
    Son you're groundedBUT MOM*dad walks in**son whispers in dad's ear* *dad nods* Sorry hun he's invoked bros before hos. Grounding revoked.

  16. Gpc11 Gpc11
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    September 23, 2014 8:54pm UTC
    Yo mamma so fat she tripped over walmart tumbled over kmart and landed on target

  17. Gpc11 Gpc11
    posted a quote
    September 23, 2014 8:56pm UTC
    "It's dark, I'm scared!!"Don't worry babe I got this.*stomps foot**sketchers light up*

  18. Gpc11 Gpc11
    posted a quote
    September 23, 2014 9:01pm UTC
    Adam and Eve were the first people to agree to the Apple terms and conditions without reading them.

  19. Gpc11 Gpc11
    posted a quote
    September 28, 2014 7:23pm UTC
    I'd like to kiss you passionately on the lips. Then move up to your belly button.

  20. Gpc11 Gpc11
    posted a quote
    September 28, 2014 8:09pm UTC
    People always ask "Where's Waldo?"but never "How's Waldo?"Maybe if we asked him how he is once in a while he wouldn't hide from us.

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