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mads*
posted a quote
July 15, 2013 8:08pm UTC

Bi.tch please,
you're bra has more stuffing than
build-a-bear

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Butterbear
posted a quote
July 15, 2013 11:30pm UTC

I guess I just don't understand how a lot of people on Witty
jock quotes from tumblr. I don't even know how to USE tumblr.

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ChocoTaco
posted a quote
July 15, 2013 8:20pm UTC

You unfollowed me?
Oh that's okay, but on your way out be sure to take the packet explaining the 100 page thesis that's due Friday on why you felt the dire need to unfollow me.

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Hale_Storm18
posted a quote
July 16, 2013 10:29am UTC

Friendly reminder that
--Not all Christians are homophobic
--Not everyone agrees with you
--Not all white people are r.acist
--R.ape jokes aren't funny
--Suicide jokes aren't funny
--Self harm jokes aren't funny
--Eating disorder jokes aren't funny
--Not all men are trying to oppress women
--Not all feminists are actually fair

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Chloepatra*
posted a quote
December 29, 2012 8:10pm UTC

click to see this quote

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Nathannn
posted a quote
December 29, 2012 8:17pm UTC

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This is my alligator, he's hungry. Wanna feed him?
He eats Faves

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sarahmarlowXxx
posted a quote
December 29, 2012 7:01pm UTC

My friend: Stop quoting Mean Girls it isn't 2004 anymore
Me: You don't even go here

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HakunaaMatata
posted a quote
December 29, 2012 11:01pm UTC

"That's nice, honey."
Grandma's version of "cool story, bro."

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dinosaur_rawr
posted a quote
December 29, 2012 7:26pm UTC

Hey guys
so please don't hate on me but I don't like One Direction!
Sorry I just had to get it out so does anyone else feel the same?

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jimmy365
posted a quote
December 29, 2012 9:24pm UTC

you don’t realize how boring you are until someone asks you what you like to do in your spare time

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jimmy365
posted a quote
December 29, 2012 9:53pm UTC

me: could i have a large
lady at starbucks: Oh, do you mean a venti?
me: can we not do this

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AlyssaLovesYou
posted a quote
December 8, 2012 10:53pm UTC

Crushes.
They give you that warm feeling inside.
You get excited for the smallest things that involve them.
Figuring out ways that you can get their attention or simply just impress them.
When everything they do makes you feel so happy, and everything they say puts a smile on your face.
Although a crush is a crush, but everyday you're just hoping it will lead to something more.

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BananaPinkytoes
posted a quote
December 8, 2012 11:06pm UTC

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Its okay;
I give up on me too.
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nmf *

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AlyssaLovesYou
posted a quote
December 8, 2012 11:14pm UTC

I act different around certain people.
It's not because I'm fake.
It's because I have a different comfort zone around certain people.
I'll act loud, stupid, be mean to you, act crazy, and do the most stupidest things with you because I'm comfortable around you.
But, I can be quiet and shy if I don't know you that well or we aren't very close.
Just because I act different around certain people, doesn't mean I'm fake.
I just have a different comfort zone with certain people.

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Korilakkuma
posted a quote
December 8, 2012 10:29pm UTC

& I just want you to be
more than a picture on my screen.

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Dakota399
posted a quote
December 8, 2012 10:53pm UTC

Who says,
Who says,
your not worth it,
who says
your not pretty,
who says your the only one thats hurtin
trust me thats the price of beauty
who says your not pretty
Who says your not beautiful ?
Who says?
It's such a funny thing
How nothings funny when its you
You tell them what you mean
But they keep within the truth
Its like a work of art.
That never gets to see the light.
You are beautiful.

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alice4ever14
posted a quote
December 8, 2012 10:25pm UTC

SOMETIMES GIVING SOMEONE
A SECOND CHANCE IS LIKE
GIVING THEM AN EXTRA BULLET
FOR THE GUN THEY MISSED
YOU WITH THE FIRST TIME

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cassiewassy156
posted a quote
December 8, 2012 10:27pm UTC

Me most of the year: I want this this. I want that. Must have this.
Me near Christmas: I can't think of a single thing I want.

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ItsJustHowItIsNothingCanBeChanged
posted a quote
December 8, 2012 10:33pm UTC

Based on psychologic study,
a crush only lasts for a maximum of 4 months. If it exceeds, you are already in
love.

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ItsJustHowItIsNothingCanBeChanged
posted a quote
December 8, 2012 10:22pm UTC

I want a person who
comes into my life by accident,
& stays on purpose.

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