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Toronto Maple Chokes*

Status: Lights is a fucking babe (props to Witty for uncensoring)

Member Since: 15 Oct 2012 04:03pm

Last Seen: 23 Aug 2014 12:15pm

Birthday: December 3

Location: plz stalk me

Gender: M

user id: 334761

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Sup brahs (mainly sisters)? I like to address you guys as dude so I don't feel about being a 20 year old university student male. Fancy formats are for losers (or smart people, your call). The name's Alex and I'll be 20 in December. I don't give out personal info upon request because I have to appear 'professional'... or something. Thus, I keep Wittyprofiles separate from my real life and try and make myself unrecognizable from my real life social media. Real life social media. . You guys know what I mean. In other words, I won't give out personal unless I so wish to.

The Maple Leafs are just terrible. Shut up Neon. TURRIBLE.

1. Toronto Maple Chokes*
   posted a quote
   October 17, 2012 8:41pm UTC
   When life gives you lemons,
   Throw them at people you don't like.
   made by me, feel free to make it pretty
   
   👍 this is good · comment on this quote · 91 points
2. Toronto Maple Chokes*
   posted a quote
   October 17, 2012 8:29pm UTC
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3. Toronto Maple Chokes*
   posted a quote
   October 17, 2012 4:27pm UTC
   A good friend knows all of your best stories,
   A best friend has lived them with you.
   made by me, feel free to make it pretty
   
   👍 this is good · comment on this quote · 53 points

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