Toronto Maple Chokes*

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Member Since: 15 Oct 2012 04:03pm

Last Seen: 23 Aug 2014 12:15pm

Birthday: December 3

Location: plz stalk me

Gender: M

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Sup brahs (mainly sisters)? I like to address you guys as dude so I don't feel about being a 20 year old university student male. Fancy formats are for losers (or smart people, your call). The name's Alex and I'll be 20 in December. I don't give out personal info upon request because I have to appear 'professional'... or something. Thus, I keep Wittyprofiles separate from my real life and try and make myself unrecognizable from my real life social media. Real life social media. . You guys know what I mean. In other words, I won't give out personal unless I so wish to.

The Maple Leafs are just terrible. Shut up Neon. TURRIBLE.

Toronto Maple Chokes*
posted a quote
November 7, 2013 9:11pm UTC

"Grade 3 logic, you hate everyone until they have food you like."
Me: My logic hasn't changed.
My quote

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Toronto Maple Chokes*
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October 13, 2013 10:37pm UTC

If you can't afford condoms,
you can't afford kids.
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Toronto Maple Chokes*
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October 1, 2013 8:18pm UTC

If you were born in September
it's pretty obvious your parents started the new year with the bang.
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Toronto Maple Chokes*
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August 28, 2013 7:32pm UTC

i offend everyone.

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Toronto Maple Chokes*
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August 19, 2013 8:31pm UTC

I don't have "haters"
I have friends in denial.
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Toronto Maple Chokes*
posted a quote
August 14, 2013 5:35pm UTC

Can someone please explain this Witty Queen nonsense?
Yeah because thats what we need- more teenage girls fighting over an online award.

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Toronto Maple Chokes*
posted a quote
January 16, 2013 9:22pm UTC

Dear Girls,
When you complain about no good guys left, remember I'm here waiting in the friend's zone.
TeensFromMars
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Toronto Maple Chokes*
posted a quote
January 6, 2013 3:58pm UTC

"I miss the '90s!"
is born in 1999.
dude, I thought of this, but I bet its on tumblr somewhere. Boo f@ckin hoo.
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Toronto Maple Chokes*
posted a quote
December 31, 2012 1:43pm UTC

So... 2012 is almost over,
when will the world end now?
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Toronto Maple Chokes*
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December 23, 2012 12:43pm UTC

The moment
where the "cool" girl at school forgets to enlarge one b00b for a selfie.
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Toronto Maple Chokes*
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December 17, 2012 6:54pm UTC

I won't be impressed by ITunes
until I can download food.
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Toronto Maple Chokes*
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December 7, 2012 2:32pm UTC

A papercut
is a Tree's final stand.
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Toronto Maple Chokes*
posted a quote
December 4, 2012 6:43pm UTC

Who is this "Feat."?
He's in every song!
I cannot lie, from LOLSOTRUE.com feel free to make it pretty
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Toronto Maple Chokes*
posted a quote
December 3, 2012 7:19pm UTC

I am not a stalker.
I'm uh- an unpaided spy..
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Toronto Maple Chokes*
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December 2, 2012 10:09am UTC

*Breaks pencil*
Me: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCK MY LIFFFFE!
I'M GOING TO FAIL HIGH SCHOOL AND WILL DIE ALONE BECAUSE NO ONE WILL WANT TO GET MARRRRRIED AND HAVE CHILDREN WITH ME BECAUSE I'LL BE A H0E ON THE STREET ;(!
Teacher: Alex, I think you should take a walk.
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Toronto Maple Chokes*
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December 1, 2012 12:44pm UTC

You unfollowed
me because your afraid of falling madly in love with me. It's fine, I understand.
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Toronto Maple Chokes*
posted a quote
November 30, 2012 5:09pm UTC

Faviourite
If you've ever been caught rockin' out to Hannah Montana's songs. Oh just me...
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Toronto Maple Chokes*
posted a quote
October 20, 2012 12:53pm UTC

If I had a dollar for every smart thing you said,
I'd be poor.
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Toronto Maple Chokes*
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October 19, 2012 5:30pm UTC

"You actually have friends?"
"Yeah man! I own all 10 seasons!"
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Toronto Maple Chokes*
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October 18, 2012 4:29pm UTC

Alarm Clocks, because every morning should start with a heart attack.
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