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Toronto Maple Chokes* · 9 years ago
i thought i was so popular too when I saw 2 new messages. YOU RUIN EVERYTHING!

And phones are yummy even when in toilet.

i needto quit drinking
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Toronto Maple Chokes* · 1 decade ago
haha I know Anderson is sh.tty though. we take em any way they come. and I thought u loved me
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BlameItOnPaige · 1 decade ago
lehner is so gud. i was talking to taylor aka bailey the other day and she started screaming LEHNER TEAM FOR LYFE on skype. it was so perfect.

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Toronto Maple Chokes* · 1 decade ago
wtf is ur job
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ocean pixie* · 1 decade ago
I meant for school. I ain't got no job yet
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Toronto Maple Chokes* · 1 decade ago
danny is the worst, and he uninstalled my Skype. I mean hes like a brother to me BUT HE F.KING DRIVES ME CRAZY. I have to reinstall it -,-. I am making a new facebook page *AS WE TYPE*

and holy sh.t I miss you
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BlameItOnPaige · 1 decade ago
Thats such a Danny thing to do. and btw the leafs are so so lucky the sens are playing so much better. i need the leafs to lose for tampa thxs
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Toronto Maple Chokes* · 1 decade ago
haha I know Anderson is sh.tty though. we take em any way they come. and I thought u loved me
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BlameItOnPaige · 1 decade ago
lehner is so gud. i was talking to taylor aka bailey the other day and she started screaming LEHNER TEAM FOR LYFE on skype. it was so perfect.

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Toronto Maple Chokes* · 1 decade ago
my brain is an . I have to get up at 6am and Im in bed and its like: TEEHEE U HAVE TO GET UP EARLY I WONT LET YOU! LOLOLOL
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ocean pixie* · 1 decade ago
Ha I don't have to get up til 9:50
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Toronto Maple Chokes* · 1 decade ago
wtf is ur job
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ocean pixie* · 1 decade ago
I meant for school. I ain't got no job yet
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Toronto Maple Chokes* · 1 decade ago
working suxs i h8 hard work!
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ocean pixie* · 1 decade ago
I hate anything that I need to get out of bed for
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Toronto Maple Chokes* · 1 decade ago
my brain is an . I have to get up at 6am and Im in bed and its like: TEEHEE U HAVE TO GET UP EARLY I WONT LET YOU! LOLOLOL
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ocean pixie* · 1 decade ago
Ha I don't have to get up til 9:50
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Toronto Maple Chokes* · 1 decade ago
wtf is ur job
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ocean pixie* · 1 decade ago
I meant for school. I ain't got no job yet
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Toronto Maple Chokes* · 1 decade ago
i pedo omgomgomgomg I AM GETTING 2 PEDO AGE WTF???????????
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ocean pixie* · 1 decade ago
ewwwwwwwwwwwy I'm getting a job uh ew
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Toronto Maple Chokes* · 1 decade ago
working suxs i h8 hard work!
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ocean pixie* · 1 decade ago
I hate anything that I need to get out of bed for
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Toronto Maple Chokes* · 1 decade ago
my brain is an . I have to get up at 6am and Im in bed and its like: TEEHEE U HAVE TO GET UP EARLY I WONT LET YOU! LOLOLOL
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ocean pixie* · 1 decade ago
Ha I don't have to get up til 9:50
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Toronto Maple Chokes* · 1 decade ago
wtf is ur job
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ocean pixie* · 1 decade ago
I meant for school. I ain't got no job yet
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Toronto Maple Chokes* · 1 decade ago
hai wh0rer, hows ur day goin??? it feels good man, being 19. i feel likeeee a maaaaaaaan
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ocean pixie* · 1 decade ago
Ew ur liek soooo old
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Toronto Maple Chokes* · 1 decade ago
i pedo omgomgomgomg I AM GETTING 2 PEDO AGE WTF???????????
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ocean pixie* · 1 decade ago
ewwwwwwwwwwwy I'm getting a job uh ew
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Toronto Maple Chokes* · 1 decade ago
working suxs i h8 hard work!
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ocean pixie* · 1 decade ago
I hate anything that I need to get out of bed for
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Toronto Maple Chokes* · 1 decade ago
my brain is an . I have to get up at 6am and Im in bed and its like: TEEHEE U HAVE TO GET UP EARLY I WONT LET YOU! LOLOLOL
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ocean pixie* · 1 decade ago
Ha I don't have to get up til 9:50
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Toronto Maple Chokes* · 1 decade ago
wtf is ur job
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ocean pixie* · 1 decade ago
I meant for school. I ain't got no job yet
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Toronto Maple Chokes* · 1 decade ago
online coootiez r da worse girls get it from tlking with frindss! c u on da playground!!
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ocean pixie* · 1 decade ago
ewwwwwwww cooties! ewwwwwwww leaving the house!
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Toronto Maple Chokes* · 1 decade ago
Not even a virtual hugz? DAT LOW BLOW
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ocean pixie* · 1 decade ago
eww but ur a boi and boiz have cootiez
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Toronto Maple Chokes* · 1 decade ago
online coootiez r da worse girls get it from tlking with frindss! c u on da playground!!
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ocean pixie* · 1 decade ago
ewwwwwwww cooties! ewwwwwwww leaving the house!
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Toronto Maple Chokes* · 1 decade ago
http://cameronugh.tumblr.com/
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a4kojuvkCFc

hey cam.
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Toronto Maple Chokes* · 1 decade ago
Hi Garrett.
https://twitter.com/hi_there_hassel
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Toronto Maple Chokes* · 1 decade ago
grade 9 and 8= same thing imo
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ocean pixie* · 1 decade ago
Okay then. Wellll no social life=no social problems
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Toronto Maple Chokes* · 1 decade ago
oh my gawd i feel old :((((
I wnna fel young tell me about ur social problems in midle school
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ocean pixie* · 1 decade ago
I'm 14, bruh. I'm in high school, thank you very much.
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Toronto Maple Chokes* · 1 decade ago
grade 9 and 8= same thing imo
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ocean pixie* · 1 decade ago
Okay then. Wellll no social life=no social problems
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Toronto Maple Chokes* · 1 decade ago
letz not 4get h8ers mke me famous
respect ur elders
arent u like 13?
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ocean pixie* · 1 decade ago
lawl no I'm obviously thirteen and three quarters duh.
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Toronto Maple Chokes* · 1 decade ago
oh my gawd i feel old :((((
I wnna fel young tell me about ur social problems in midle school
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ocean pixie* · 1 decade ago
I'm 14, bruh. I'm in high school, thank you very much.
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Toronto Maple Chokes* · 1 decade ago
grade 9 and 8= same thing imo
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ocean pixie* · 1 decade ago
Okay then. Wellll no social life=no social problems
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Toronto Maple Chokes* · 1 decade ago
whats normal tho? I am GOAT
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ocean pixie* · 1 decade ago
You wish
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Toronto Maple Chokes* · 1 decade ago
letz not 4get h8ers mke me famous
respect ur elders
arent u like 13?
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ocean pixie* · 1 decade ago
lawl no I'm obviously thirteen and three quarters duh.
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Toronto Maple Chokes* · 1 decade ago
oh my gawd i feel old :((((
I wnna fel young tell me about ur social problems in midle school
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ocean pixie* · 1 decade ago
I'm 14, bruh. I'm in high school, thank you very much.
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Toronto Maple Chokes* · 1 decade ago
grade 9 and 8= same thing imo
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ocean pixie* · 1 decade ago
Okay then. Wellll no social life=no social problems
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Toronto Maple Chokes* · 1 decade ago
loosing faith u bndwagon i sta by my leafs thrugh thick AND thiiiin
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ocean pixie* · 1 decade ago
Okay you can talk like a normal person now
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Toronto Maple Chokes* · 1 decade ago
whats normal tho? I am GOAT
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ocean pixie* · 1 decade ago
You wish
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Toronto Maple Chokes* · 1 decade ago
letz not 4get h8ers mke me famous
respect ur elders
arent u like 13?
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ocean pixie* · 1 decade ago
lawl no I'm obviously thirteen and three quarters duh.
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Toronto Maple Chokes* · 1 decade ago
oh my gawd i feel old :((((
I wnna fel young tell me about ur social problems in midle school
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ocean pixie* · 1 decade ago
I'm 14, bruh. I'm in high school, thank you very much.
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Toronto Maple Chokes* · 1 decade ago
grade 9 and 8= same thing imo
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ocean pixie* · 1 decade ago
Okay then. Wellll no social life=no social problems
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Toronto Maple Chokes* · 1 decade ago
DAT LOW BLOW
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ocean pixie* · 1 decade ago
The first sentence of that article is perfect though holy sht
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Toronto Maple Chokes* · 1 decade ago
loosing faith u bndwagon i sta by my leafs thrugh thick AND thiiiin
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ocean pixie* · 1 decade ago
Okay you can talk like a normal person now
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Toronto Maple Chokes* · 1 decade ago
whats normal tho? I am GOAT
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ocean pixie* · 1 decade ago
You wish
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Toronto Maple Chokes* · 1 decade ago
letz not 4get h8ers mke me famous
respect ur elders
arent u like 13?
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ocean pixie* · 1 decade ago
lawl no I'm obviously thirteen and three quarters duh.
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Toronto Maple Chokes* · 1 decade ago
oh my gawd i feel old :((((
I wnna fel young tell me about ur social problems in midle school
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ocean pixie* · 1 decade ago
I'm 14, bruh. I'm in high school, thank you very much.
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Toronto Maple Chokes* · 1 decade ago
grade 9 and 8= same thing imo
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ocean pixie* · 1 decade ago
Okay then. Wellll no social life=no social problems
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Toronto Maple Chokes* · 1 decade ago
I KNOW DAT FEEELING
Also Giroux is gonna get traded, I can feel it
http://toomanymenonthesite.com/2013/11/08/philadelphia-flyers-team-meeting-neededgiroux-walks/
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ocean pixie* · 1 decade ago
the hockey gods are finally answering my prayers..
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Toronto Maple Chokes* · 1 decade ago
DAT LOW BLOW
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ocean pixie* · 1 decade ago
The first sentence of that article is perfect though holy sht
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Toronto Maple Chokes* · 1 decade ago
loosing faith u bndwagon i sta by my leafs thrugh thick AND thiiiin
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ocean pixie* · 1 decade ago
Okay you can talk like a normal person now
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Toronto Maple Chokes* · 1 decade ago
whats normal tho? I am GOAT
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ocean pixie* · 1 decade ago
You wish
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Toronto Maple Chokes* · 1 decade ago
letz not 4get h8ers mke me famous
respect ur elders
arent u like 13?
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ocean pixie* · 1 decade ago
lawl no I'm obviously thirteen and three quarters duh.
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Toronto Maple Chokes* · 1 decade ago
oh my gawd i feel old :((((
I wnna fel young tell me about ur social problems in midle school
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ocean pixie* · 1 decade ago
I'm 14, bruh. I'm in high school, thank you very much.
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Toronto Maple Chokes* · 1 decade ago
grade 9 and 8= same thing imo
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ocean pixie* · 1 decade ago
Okay then. Wellll no social life=no social problems
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Toronto Maple Chokes* · 1 decade ago
http://www.pinterest.com/pin/386605949232866374/
http://scenekings.webs.com/l_589468aac9c8434ab2aa0e05247d0fdc.jpg

At least make it SLIGHTLY believable.
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