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  1. Hale_Storm18 Hale_Storm18
    posted a quote
    June 29, 2014 11:06pm UTC
    anakin: the jedi turned against me. don't you turn against me, too.
    padme: i don't know you anymore. anakin, you're breaking my heart. you're going down a path i can't follow.
    anakin: because of obi-wan?
    padme: because of what you've done! what you plan to do!
    obi wan: *steps out of ship*
    anakin: i came here to have a good time and i'm honestly feeling so attacked right now.

  2. _Jannette _Jannette
    posted a quote
    July 15, 2014 12:37am UTC
    most people spend their time trying to find someone to sleep with instead of finding someone worth waking up to
    © format : jannette

  3. tapangam tapangam
    posted a quote
    July 12, 2014 2:39pm UTC
    Rocking out with your bestfriend,
    just because you can.

  4. iBreatheCarolina iBreatheCarolina
    posted a quote
    December 24, 2011 6:37pm UTC
    Some people should just avoid
    sarcasm
    Not everyone is talented enough to use it.

  5. NEON21 NEON21
    posted a quote
    February 7, 2014 7:27pm UTC
    The reason I'm funny is because
    my life is a joke.
    lolsotrue.com

  6. NEON21 NEON21
    posted a quote
    January 31, 2014 10:14pm UTC
    Why is it when guys take off their shirts in public, it's hot,
    but when I take off my shirt in public everyone screams and runs away?


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  8. Kendrick* Kendrick*
    posted a quote
    November 10, 2013 2:06pm UTC
    Trying to calm a women down when shes upset
    is like trying to baptize a cat.

  9. ChocoTaco ChocoTaco
    posted a quote
    November 8, 2013 6:53pm UTC
    *12-year-old white girl voice*
    "But like I'm so depressed because I'm so socially awkies. And like I'm never getting a best friend. Only cats love me. I like knitting and starbucks. And idk what a boyfriend is lol. Don't judge me haters. Tumblr is my life xD. hahahaha what is air? NUTELLLAAAAA!!11!"

  10. Toronto Maple Chokes* Toronto Maple Chokes*
    posted a quote
    November 7, 2013 9:11pm UTC
    "Grade 3 logic, you hate everyone until they have food you like."
    Me: My logic hasn't changed.
    My quote

  11. 伤* 伤*
    posted a quote
    November 2, 2013 1:54pm UTC
    i used to be a really smart kid who was “going places” but now
    i just cry a lot and eat all the food in the fridge


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  13. happiest* happiest*
    posted a quote
    October 25, 2013 1:35pm UTC
    do you ever pretend like you didn’t see something
    so the other person doesn’t feel embarrassed

  14. Toronto Maple Chokes* Toronto Maple Chokes*
    posted a quote
    October 13, 2013 10:37pm UTC
    If you can't afford condoms,
    you can't afford kids.
    lolsotrue.com

  15. xxHelloLovelyxx xxHelloLovelyxx
    posted a quote
    March 27, 2013 5:34pm UTC
    Today in school,
    someone asked me why I would voulantarily spend extra time writing. My response was:
    "This world sucks, so I created my own."

  16. ocean pixie* ocean pixie*
    posted a quote
    October 11, 2013 9:50pm UTC
    if you wanna date an emotional unstable ässhole with cool taste in tunes hmu

  17. lithium* lithium*
    posted a quote
    October 4, 2013 8:08pm UTC
    me: I'm cold
    dad: hi cold, I'm dad
    *dads of the world unite in uproarious laughter*

  18. Toronto Maple Chokes* Toronto Maple Chokes*
    posted a quote
    December 17, 2012 6:54pm UTC
    I won't be impressed by ITunes
    until I can download food.
    Feel free to make it pretty
    Follow for more...? c=

  19. Toronto Maple Chokes* Toronto Maple Chokes*
    posted a quote
    December 23, 2012 12:43pm UTC
    The moment
    where the "cool" girl at school forgets to enlarge one b00b for a selfie.
    Feel free to make it pretty
    Follow for more...? c=

  20. ocean pixie* ocean pixie*
    posted a quote
    October 1, 2013 1:41pm UTC
    if you ever feel like you did something stupid, just remember zac efron and his yolo tattoo

:)

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