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DistractedPenguin *
posted a quote
February 25, 2013 3:52pm UTC

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1. Go on google and type in "50 most popluar women"
2. Click the first link
3. Check number 7
LOL. Did you laugh too?
iTurtles

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Eli22b
posted a quote
February 25, 2013 6:10pm UTC

friend
I love driving through town with my mom blasting thriftshop as loud as possible
Like • Comment • 49 minutes ago
Me
She didnt choose the thug life, the thug life chose her.
48 minutes ago · Like
true story

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Jahyvie
posted a quote
February 25, 2013 7:39pm UTC

David Karp @Davidkrap 11 Feb
no im not crying there's just some ed sheeran lyrics in my eye.
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[Failed attempt at twitter lol]

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lovecrazy
posted a quote
February 25, 2013 5:38pm UTC

I feel like Taylor Swift should just become a lesbian.
Lesbihonest here, she's clearly not getting anywhere with guys.

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IgotSwag11
posted a quote
October 22, 2012 6:19pm UTC

Girlfriend:I'm pregnant
Boyfriend:Yeah, and I'm secretly a woman
Girlfriend:What?
Boyfriend:Weren't we saying things that weren't true?
Girlfriend:
Boyfriend:*faints*

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IgotSwag11
posted a quote
October 25, 2012 5:41pm UTC

F/ck everyone who talks sh/t about me.
Over time I learned not to care

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IgotSwag11
posted a quote
October 30, 2012 8:52pm UTC

My 9 year old brother is in the living room,
naked,and beating up a towel
I am scared

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IgotSwag11
posted a quote
October 30, 2012 9:12pm UTC

Right now I am pretending Justin Bieber and
Niall Horan are sitting next to me
laughing with me at witty quotes.
I am so wierd I scare myself.

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IgotSwag11
posted a quote
October 31, 2012 8:35pm UTC

He breaks my heart all the time
Even in my dreams

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1mrsseguin9
posted a quote
February 15, 2013 7:45pm UTC

When you get sick and can't go to your friend's party you've been looking forward to for months

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doublesidedice
posted a quote
February 13, 2013 12:09pm UTC

This is for Clearlytruthful..
1 out of 5 things that i like about myself...
my singing voice....
btw this is going to be hard hun....

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

This quote does not exist.

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j3susfr3ak
posted a quote
April 12, 2012 3:24pm UTC

LETS PLAY YES OR NO.
RULES: You can only say yes once & no once.
Are you beautiful _____... Are you lying? ____.
Just some inspirational quotes to make your day(:
Format by Sandrasaurus

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HannahKennison
posted a quote
April 15, 2012 6:56pm UTC

today a 6 year old boy saw me crying.
he ran up gave me a GIANT hug
& said
"im sorry my entire gender sucks"
and walked away
<3

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BravoSierra
posted a quote
July 10, 2012 2:33pm UTC

A conversation I overheard at a barGuy 1: Hey there.
Guy 2 Hey. What's up?Guy 1: Nothing much. I just want to say you're really cute.Guy 2: Thanks dude!Guy 1: So who are you here with?Guy 2: Oh my girlfriend just went to the bathroom.Guy 1: Oh, I'm sorry. I didn't realize you were straight.Guy 2: It's cool, man.Guy 1: You don't mind me calling you cute?Guy 2: Hey, a compliment's a compliment, no matter who it comes from.

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HakunaaMatata
posted a quote
April 27, 2012 4:19pm UTC

I WONDER whAT
The guy
I'm going to marry
Is doing
right now.
nmf

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waitingforyourtouch
posted a quote
May 1, 2012 4:14pm UTC

Am I the only one??
who wants to die,
be dead for like a day,
see how everyone reacts,
then come back to life.

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kitkat167130
posted a quote
March 30, 2012 4:35pm UTC

So I was trying on my prom dress,
& my 11 year old brother walked into my room.
I turned and asked him for his opinion of it & he said:
"I would say you look like a disney princess....but....
you look way prettier then all of them right now"
[♥]

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CandyBurst
posted a quote
May 3, 2012 3:10pm UTC

I’m blonde; I must be stupid.
I’m brunette; I must be boring.
I have red hair; I must have a fiery temper.
I have black hair, I must be eccentric.
I dye my hair; I must be trying to be someone.
I wear make-up; I must be fake.
I wear skirts; I must be a slag.
I like football; I must be a lesbian.
I’m rich; I must be spoilt.
I’m poor; Imust be a tramp.
I wear black; I must be a goth.
I wear hoodies; Imustbe causing trouble.
I’m skinny; I muststarve myself.
I’m curvy; I must constantly eat.
I’m smart; I must be a nerd.
I’m independent; I must be a loner.
I cry; I must be a baby.
I’m not like you; I must be weird.
I’m like you; I must be copying.
I’m religious; I must make you be the same.
I’m young; I must be naïve.
I’m old; I must be unable to look after myself.
I’m a teenager; I must always be up to no good.
I’m a straight-A student; I must have no social life.
I have no job; I must be lazy.
I have a good job; I must be a snob.
I’m foreign; I must be pocketing your tax.
I am human; I must be stereotyped.

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KGBBABE
posted a quote
November 21, 2011 3:33pm UTC

I WISH BOY AND GIRLS COULD
SLEEP OVER WITHOUT IT BEING A BIG DEAL.

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