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swimmyshark
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August 28, 2012 5:28pm UTC

Does anyone else ever have those
My hair smells AMAZING days?

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HakunaaMatata
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August 29, 2012 12:26pm UTC

Don't stop believing;
HOLD ON TO THAT FEELING. ♥

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PurplePinkDreams
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August 25, 2012 4:13pm UTC

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AustinH
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August 25, 2012 4:40pm UTC

Mom: Go make your bed.
Kid: Why do I have to make it, I'm just going to sleep in it again.
Mom: Why do I feed you if you're just going to die anyway?

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ThatsJustLifee
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August 25, 2012 8:47pm UTC

Friends: What are you going to buy your dad for his birthday?
Boy: A flower..
Friends: LOL! A flower? Is your dad gay?! HAHAHAHA!
Friends: *Walks away*
Boy: *later* Puts the flower on his dads grave, and cries.
Don't be so quick to judge people.

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jimmy365
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August 24, 2012 9:40pm UTC

I tripped on my sister's bra
i g u e s s y o u c o u l d s a y i t w a s a b o o b i e t r a p .
oh em gee guise im so funny.

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yourcool
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August 24, 2012 3:17pm UTC

what if midgets are normal height,
and we are all just giants?

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Baseballisme
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August 23, 2012 3:03pm UTC

When I allow you to look at one picture on my phone, don't scroll to the next.

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SoftballMyLife22
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August 19, 2012 6:28pm UTC

Admit it, we've all...
1) Liked somene you couldn't have
2) Has someones number in your phone when the other person didn't know that you had it.
3)pretended our fingers were "guns" and shot someone
4)googled lyrics to find out the songs title.

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AustinH
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August 19, 2012 6:16pm UTC

I favorited my own quotes because I'm just so hilarious.

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BPisAFail
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August 16, 2012 10:16am UTC

Format by XxprettixX
What if,
Hogwarts actually sent us letters,
but our parents hid them?
Format by XxprettixX Removal of Credit is punishable by DEATH.

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jimmy365
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August 15, 2012 1:09pm UTC

have you guys had that moment yet
when you realise any of us could have walked past each other
at any moment in our lives and not have known

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JustGirlyThingss
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August 15, 2012 12:29pm UTC

Just Girly Things #8
Not being able to get him off your mind.
Follow for a follow

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emz17lover
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August 15, 2012 12:03pm UTC

We have
no idea how many famous people could be on witty

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LiamandSimmy
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August 14, 2012 1:35pm UTC

WHO ELSE WAKES UP
AND CHECKS WITTY
LIKE IT'S THE MORNING PAPER? ♥

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ArianaHegarty_
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August 14, 2012 2:25pm UTC

That 70's Show Quote #1
Donna: I'm kind of cold..
Eric: Aw well here Donna, here's my jacket
Eric: Aren't we just the perfect couple
Jackie: Michael, I'm cold too.
Kelso: Well damn Jackie I can't control the weather!
Comment if I should continue!

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