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TaraWuzAlwaysHere

1. TaraWuzAlwaysHere
   posted a quote
   May 28, 2013 6:54pm UTC
   Cute Guy: I hate everyone in these stands.
   Cute Guy: Except for Tara.
   Cute Guy: I can never hate her.
   Leave me here to die in happiness.
   
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2. TaraWuzAlwaysHere
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   May 27, 2013 1:19pm UTC
   Did you get those pants on sale?
   Because they would be 100% off at my house.
   
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3. TaraWuzAlwaysHere
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   May 23, 2013 5:52pm UTC
   Cute Boy: Hey, do you have a pencil?
   Me: No. I'm sorry.
   Cute Boy: Are you sure?
   Me: Just call me Shakira's Hips 'cuz I'm not lying.
   
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4. TaraWuzAlwaysHere
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   May 23, 2013 5:07pm UTC
   Friend: Can I have a piece of your candy?
   Me: Who do I look like to you? Ellen DeGenerous?
   
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5. TaraWuzAlwaysHere
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   May 22, 2013 5:01pm UTC
   Sometimes the one you want,
   Is not the one you need.
   
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6. TaraWuzAlwaysHere
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   May 20, 2013 7:12pm UTC
   I'm still alive but I'm barely b r e a t h i n g.
   
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7. TaraWuzAlwaysHere
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   May 20, 2013 5:55pm UTC
   I got my crush's signature today.
   
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8. TaraWuzAlwaysHere
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   May 19, 2013 5:31pm UTC
   I could be your perfect disaster
   you could be my ever after.
   
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9. TaraWuzAlwaysHere
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   May 17, 2013 2:01pm UTC
   I found a reason for me
   to change who I used to be.
   A reason to start over new.
   And the reason is you.
   
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10. TaraWuzAlwaysHere
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    May 17, 2013 10:48am UTC
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    May 14, 2013 12:04am UTC
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12. TaraWuzAlwaysHere
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    May 13, 2013 5:21pm UTC
    please leave all credits in the codes/parts of codes to me (skinscent)
    I've seen many pairs of brown eyes,
    but his seem to be the best.
    
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13. TaraWuzAlwaysHere
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    May 6, 2013 10:19pm UTC
    Cute Guy: *Sits in front of me.*
    Me: Oh God. What do I do?
    Me: Don't smile.
    Me: Ah crap, I accidentally touched his foot.
    Me: Don't breathe so hard.
    Me: Don't stare...Stop it Tara.
    Me: Oh, he just touched my foot.
    Me: He wants me.
    Cute Guy: *Leaves.*
    Me: *Exhales, fixes bra, scratches face, eats leftover chocolate in pocket.*
    
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14. TaraWuzAlwaysHere
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    May 6, 2013 10:04pm UTC
    When I walk into a room full of people,
    you're the only one I actually notice.
    
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15. TaraWuzAlwaysHere
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    May 6, 2013 9:55pm UTC
    I want all the clothes in the world
    but I only have $9 and my virginity.
    
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16. TaraWuzAlwaysHere
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    May 2, 2013 10:58pm UTC
    It's sad to think you'll never be mine.
    It's even sadder to realize I knew it all the time.
    
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17. TaraWuzAlwaysHere
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    May 2, 2013 10:49pm UTC
    I'm here without you baby.
    But you're still on my lonely mind.
    I think about you baby.
    And I dream about you all the time.
    
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18. TaraWuzAlwaysHere
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    April 30, 2013 7:56pm UTC
    Cute guy in front of me: *singing The Wanted*
    Cute guy in front of me: Wow, she won't be glad you came in about ten months.
    
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19. TaraWuzAlwaysHere
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    April 28, 2013 9:11pm UTC
    What hurts the most was being so close.
    And having so much to say and watching you walk away.
    
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20. TaraWuzAlwaysHere
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    April 26, 2013 7:47am UTC
    White girl in any movie: My dad said to only use the credit card for emergencies.
    White girl in any movie: And this is an emergency. *opens doors to mall*
    
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