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Cute Guy: *Sits in front of me.*
Me: Oh God. What do I do?
Me: Don't smile.
Me: Ah crap, I accidentally touched his foot.
Me: Don't breathe so hard.
Me: Don't stare...Stop it Tara.
Me: Oh, he just touched my foot.
Me: He wants me.
Cute Guy: *Leaves.*
Me: *Exhales, fixes bra, scratches face, eats leftover chocolate in pocket.*

 
 

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