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Just_A_Little_Too_Addicted
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October 25, 2013 6:24pm UTC

My Wedding Day
Priest: You may now kiss the bride.
Me: Ewww. Boy Cooties.

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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bye*
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August 29, 2013 5:44pm UTC

if u hover around me while im on the computer I will hover around ur dead body

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lostindaydream
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August 28, 2013 10:43pm UTC

School:
-Where you spend 8 hours in a stuffy class room full of idiots
-Then you go home and stay at late at night trying to finish homework
-Wake up early in the morning and arrive to school on time
-Expected to pay attention in class like you actually got more than 4 hours of sleep
And yet they still wonder why teenagers are always upset and angry

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yourcool
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August 25, 2013 1:51am UTC

the only aisle i will be walking down
is the alcohol section of my local grocery store ya feel

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yourcool
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August 25, 2013 1:54am UTC

i can relate to pirates because
i too am also after only the booty

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AnaCastro196
posted a quote
August 24, 2013 2:19pm UTC

A moment of silence for
every clarinet player who
gets called “Squidward"

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Chris*
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August 23, 2013 1:46pm UTC

"People think being alone makes you lonely, but I don't think that's true. Being surrounded by the wrong people is the lonliest thing in the world." -Kim Culbertson

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gab*
posted a quote
August 22, 2013 9:06pm UTC

THE MORE I
act like
myself,
the less time
PEOPLE SPEND
with me.

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happiest*
posted a quote
August 23, 2013 2:11pm UTC

if you don’t think you are very smart or funny or good looking or whatever then maybe just try to focus on the things that are great about you… like maybe you are good at remembering birthdays or important days, or you are gentle and kind with animals, or you are good at being patient with children or you have mastered the art of roasting marshmellows to perfection…. you don’t have to be Einstein or a top model to celebrate yourself

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the1975*
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August 22, 2013 8:59pm UTC

Are you proud of yourself?
Was this your plan all along? To make her fall for you and simply forget about her the next the day? You must feel like a man. You got her hopes up, you built up her spirit, and you made her fall in love with you just so you could wake up one day and pretend like none of it ever mattered to you. You shattered her soul. Poor girl, her eyes don't shine as bright anymore. She cringes at the sound of your name and bows her head down to hide the forming tears. Painful smiles are forced everyday. You broke her. Now she wishes she was never born. She wishes she was dead. She feels so unimportant to everyone. Trust has no meaning anymore. Anyone who comes close has to stand behind a barrier of walls all because of you. Physically she's here, but emotionally she's gone. I hope you're happy. I hope you feel good about yourself because of all the attention you gained out of that poor innocent girl. She loved you, but you didn't love her back.

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happiest*
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August 23, 2013 2:13pm UTC

the other day in class there was a group of guys sitting behind this girl whispering and laughing about how she was a s\ut for hooking up with one guy over the weekend and the guy sitting next to her saw how upset she was so he stood up and turned to the group of guys and said “UNLESS YOU’RE GOING TO GIVE ME SH-T FOR SLEEPING WITH 3 GIRLS THIS WEEKEND YOU BETTER SIT THE F-CK DOWN AND SHUT THE F-CK UP” needless to say, nobody said another word

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kaylaslife
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August 22, 2013 7:23pm UTC

For you, I was a
Chapter.
F o r m e ,
[ you were]
the book.

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happiest*
posted a quote
August 23, 2013 2:55pm UTC

imagine a world where all living beings coexist with each other, like you go to the market and a bear is packing your groceries. You drive home and you see tulips playing soccer, that’s the world i wanna live in.

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gab*
posted a quote
August 22, 2013 9:28pm UTC

i say the same thing twice
i'm awkward when I speak
ain't got the perfect smile
don't turn heads on my street
trying to be a super star
like everybody else
but being myself is something
i do well.

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destabilise
posted a quote
August 22, 2013 6:50pm UTC

thigh gaps are cute
no thigh gap is cute
flat tummies are cute
non flat tummies are cute
short hair is cute
long hair is cute
but you know what isn’t cute?
making somebody feel terrible about their appearance simply because you don’t like it

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ChocoTaco
posted a quote
August 15, 2013 6:46pm UTC

The only thing better than having a hot neighbor
Is having a neighbor who doesn't put a password on their wifi.

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gab*
posted a quote
August 15, 2013 9:14pm UTC

we should be
allowed to submit our favorite selfie for school yearbook photos
instead of having to do picture day.

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Travis Allred*
posted a quote
August 15, 2013 2:28pm UTC

Witty isnt about how many faves
you can get on a quote
Tumblr isnt about how many likes/reblogs
you can get on a picture/quote
Facebook isnt about how many friends/likes
you can get on a status
Youtube isnt about how many views
you can get on a video
Twitter isnt about getting as many retweets
you can get on your tweet
But they all have something in common is that when you post something on there, it's should always come from your heart
MyQuote

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glitter162*
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August 14, 2013 3:23pm UTC

Keep the Earth clean,
it's not Uranus.

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