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  1. ChocoTaco ChocoTaco
    posted a quote
    December 13, 2013 7:27pm UTC
    What do you call a man who stays with his wife even after death?
    Deadicated

  2. Hale_Storm18 Hale_Storm18
    posted a quote
    December 12, 2013 10:09pm UTC
    you guys don't understand. witty in 2011 & 2012 was sick.

  3. Breeze Breeze
    posted a quote
    December 16, 2013 7:20pm UTC
    your colours always change,you never act the same with me
    Format by Breeze

  4. * Sabaism * * Sabaism *
    posted a quote
    December 17, 2013 7:06pm UTC
    December 17, 2032: You see, son. 20 years and 5 days ago, the world ended.

  5. formerlyknownas formerlyknownas
    posted a quote
    November 26, 2013 2:46pm UTC
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    I am a lover without a lover.
    I am lovely and lonely
    and I belong deeply to myself.
    leave format credit, this format was made by formerlyknownas
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  6. ThatsSoMeee ThatsSoMeee
    posted a quote
    November 21, 2013 4:44pm UTC
    Goodbye, Witty
    I want to properly say goodbye to everyone on here.
    It was such a pleasure to be a part of this family.
    Thank you everyone who read my quotes, who was there for me when I needed.
    Witty made me put my mind at work .
    Thank you, Steve, for creating this website .
    I hope it will become the way you want.
    Have a wonderful life, everyone.
    I will miss you.

  7. *Elena;~ ♥* *Elena;~ ♥*
    posted a quote
    November 29, 2013 12:20am UTC
    I was thinking to myself like "man the brain is pretty amazing"
    and then I realized it was my brain telling me to think that, what a cocky a.sshole.

  8. 伤* 伤*
    posted a quote
    November 30, 2013 10:36am UTC
    have you ever wanted to cry but no tears came out
    so you just stare blankly into space
    while feeling your heart break into pieces

  9. again again
    posted a quote
    December 18, 2013 4:38pm UTC
    My Imagination
    *first day back to school after break*
    *is suddenly gorgeous*
    *walks into classroom*
    Cute Boy: Wow break treated you well, wanna go out?
    *thanks God for listening to my New Year's resolution*
    My Reality
    *first day back to shool after break*
    *has not changed*
    *walks into classroom*
    Cute Boy: Randy! How many finals did you fail?!
    *prays to God that cute boy knows I'm a girl and that my name is far from Randy*

  10. Breeze Breeze
    posted a quote
    November 25, 2013 7:11pm UTC
    they might be bigger, but we're faster and
    never scared
    Format by Breeze

  11. thebestsongever thebestsongever
    posted a quote
    November 24, 2013 7:28pm UTC
    All around the world,
    people want to be loved. ♥

  12. thebestsongever thebestsongever
    posted a quote
    November 24, 2013 7:31pm UTC
    Format by disposition. Please leave the credit in the coding and if you do decide to take bits and pieces, leave the credit where it is due. please only use on wittyprofiles.com!!!
    things i like about school:
    • friends
    • nothing
    • not a thing
    • idk

  13. ImAwesome12345678 ImAwesome12345678
    posted a quote
    November 24, 2013 7:43pm UTC
    i hate the quotes that say "if youre reading this, you're alive,
    if that's not something to smile about then i don't know what is"
    because there is so much more to life than just being alive.

  14. ImAwesome12345678 ImAwesome12345678
    posted a quote
    November 24, 2013 7:39pm UTC
    you can always find something beautiful
    in something destructive
    and now I finally understand
    why I've always been so fond of you

  15. Ninja918 Ninja918
    posted a quote
    November 24, 2013 8:12pm UTC
    Saying "Oh!" like you get it,
    But you still have no idea.

  16. Megoz7 Megoz7
    posted a quote
    November 24, 2013 8:11pm UTC
    I learned a lot about falling in love when I fell out of love.
    I learned a lot about being a friend when I was alone.
    ♥♥♥

  17. Ninja918 Ninja918
    posted a quote
    November 24, 2013 8:19pm UTC
    You can't start the next chapter
    of your life if you keep re-reading
    the last one.
    Cookiedoughformats

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    posted a quote
    November 25, 2013 6:26pm UTC
    confession #7
    I've always wanted a guy to
    call me at 3am just to say,
    "Hey, I just wanted to tell you
    that I love you
    am outside your window with ice cream
    the TARDIS and we need to go stop the
    Daleks from taking over the world again
    What are you still doing in bed?!"

  19. Breeze Breeze
    posted a quote
    November 25, 2013 6:54pm UTC
    hello beautiful world
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    .
    .
    Format by Breeze


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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