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  1. Travis Allred* Travis Allred*
    posted a quote
    August 7, 2012 6:02pm UTC
    I don’t trust words,
    I trust actions.
    Format Credit: Breeze / USMarineCorps2013

  2. Wanteddd Wanteddd
    posted a quote
    August 7, 2012 3:45pm UTC
    I sent out a text saying;
    'hey i lost my phone, can someone call it?" 10 people called me.
    I need smarter friends.
    nmq/nmf

  3. str0ng str0ng
    posted a quote
    August 7, 2012 1:37pm UTC
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  4. ChickFlick ChickFlick
    posted a quote
    August 7, 2012 3:27pm UTC
    Seeing boys play with
    little kids is probley the
    most attractive thing ever.

  5. Bravosierra* Bravosierra*
    posted a quote
    August 7, 2012 12:49pm UTC
    When you love some one
    Age, distance, height,
    & anything else is
    Just a number

  6. I_Dont_Know I_Dont_Know
    posted a quote
    August 7, 2012 4:52pm UTC
    YOLO backwards is OLOY,
    "Only Losers Obey Yolo"
    9gag FTW

  7. Maddyhj Maddyhj
    posted a quote
    July 24, 2012 10:54pm UTC
    I'd rather tell a stranger my problems then a friend or family member who I know would judge me.
    format credit to OneDirection

  8. AliKatt21 AliKatt21
    posted a quote
    July 25, 2012 8:13pm UTC
    Sometimes you just have to
    erase the messages,
    Delete the numbers
    & move on.
    You dont have to forget
    who that person was to you,
    But you just have to accept
    That they arent the same person anymore.

  9. J3S5E J3S5E
    posted a quote
    July 17, 2012 12:03pm UTC
    Barney turned into JerseyShore
    GameBoy turned into Facebook
    PictnoChat turned into Texting
    Coloring turned into LoveLetters
    HelloKitty turned into Ke$ha
    Nightlights turned into iPod-brightness
    AmericanGirl turned into SeventeenMagazine
    TheChildrensPlace turned into VictroriaSecret
    Skechers turned into Sperrys
    EarRings turned into BellyButtonRings
    Cooties turned into Kisses
    Playdates turned into Hangouts
    Cinderella turned into MeanGirls
    JuicyJuice turned into Monster
    RainCoats turned into TubeTops
    SweatPants turned into Yogas
    StudEarings turned into HugeHoops
    Webkinz turned into Tumblr
    Braids turned into Straighteners
    FullHouse turned into Degrassi
    CampRock turned into OneDirection
    Jokes turned into Bullying
    BedTimes turned into Curfues
    Like turned into Love
    But worst of all,
    Drake&Josh turned into Bucket&Skinner
    Where has our childhood gone?
    -90's kids♥

  10. thatbritishboy thatbritishboy
    posted a quote
    July 11, 2012 11:02am UTC
    Dear new generation, The Lion King was during our generation, Just because it coming out in 3D doesn't make it yours. Sincerely the 90s kids

  11. BravoSierra BravoSierra
    posted a quote
    July 11, 2012 11:51am UTC
    I want to punch you in the mouth
    with my lips.

  12. keegster keegster
    posted a quote
    July 10, 2012 6:49pm UTC
    ❝ It's sad when
    y o u l o s e s o m e o n e C L O S E t o y o u , ♥
    [ BUT JUST BECAUSE THEY'RE NO ]
    LonGer♥aLI ve
    ( ( ( doesn't mean you HAVE to ) ) )
    stop living too.❞

  13. animallovers46 animallovers46
    posted a quote
    July 10, 2012 9:29pm UTC
    The awkward moment when...
    somebody asks you what's wrong, and they're the problem.


  14. posted a quote
    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
    This quote does not exist.

  15. EverlastinFood* EverlastinFood*
    posted a quote
    July 8, 2012 7:37pm UTC
    LolSoTrue #1365
    We all have that one friend who takes something you say and make's it sound dirty

  16. Raymatts Raymatts
    posted a quote
    July 8, 2012 5:41pm UTC
    *when I'm away somewhere*
    friend: let's hang
    best friend: i'm going to see this awesome movie wanna come
    boyfriend: we should go on a romantic date tonight, one time offer
    person who never talks to me: hey I just remembered you exist want to chill
    neighbor: i really need a babysitter I'll pay you twice the normal amount
    barak obama: come spend the day with me at the white house I'll fly you out in a private jet
    *when I'm home with no plans*
    me: who wants to hang out?
    friend:
    bestfriend:
    boyfriend:
    dog:
    brothers:
    tree:
    rock:
    human population:
    me: at least I have witty
    internet: lol no, I don't feel like working today you're on your own

  17. Tress Tress
    posted a quote
    July 9, 2012 12:04pm UTC
    You know your a 90's kid when
    You can sing the rap to
    "The Fresh Prince Of Bel Air"
    nmq/ nmf.

  18. elysey elysey
    posted a quote
    July 8, 2012 9:34pm UTC
    taking your nail polish off with nail polish remover then accidently licking your finger = worst taste ever

  19. sammy* sammy*
    posted a quote
    July 8, 2012 6:38pm UTC
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    I like people who,
    actually put an effort
    Into talking
    to me ♥.
    CookieDoughFormats

  20. wittyquotesgurl wittyquotesgurl
    posted a quote
    July 8, 2012 4:16pm UTC
    Admit it,
    you want a closet like
    London Tipton's

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