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SunKissedBeauty

1. Hale_Storm18
   posted a quote
   September 29, 2013 12:44pm UTC
   Jewish weddings are the best weddings and don't even question me on this because you know it's true
   
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2. CaitlinAtTheDisco*
   posted a quote
   September 29, 2013 12:49pm UTC
   Friend: Large piles of things are good, right?
   Friend: For example, I have a large pile of clothes.
   Friend: I have a large pile of money.
   Me: I have a large pile of dead bodies.
   
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3. Lifehappens
   posted a quote
   September 28, 2013 12:56pm UTC
   H 
   I love little people
   
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4. CaitlinAtTheDisco*
   posted a quote
   September 23, 2013 6:37pm UTC
   Me: *updates story on Wattpad*
   A few readers: So funny, update.
   Me: I JUST UPDATED! ARE YOU NEVER SATISFIED?!
   
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5. ChocoTaco
   posted a quote
   September 23, 2013 7:40pm UTC
   If I was a celebrity, I bet you a million dollars
   That all I would do all day is scroll through all the fanfictions about myself. And I could bet that much money because I'd be famous and rich.
   
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6. lautnerlover98
   posted a quote
   September 23, 2013 8:56pm UTC
   That horrible rejected feeling you get.
   
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7. Butterbear
   posted a quote
   September 23, 2013 9:12pm UTC
   Me: *checks watch*
   Me: it's feeding time
   Me: *posts opinion*
   
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8. Hale_Storm18
   posted a quote
   September 19, 2013 8:09pm UTC
   SWEET SIXTEEN
   AND NEVER
   BEEN KISSED
   
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9. Hale_Storm18
   posted a quote
   September 19, 2013 3:08pm UTC
   men who pass around/publicize naked photos sent to them by someone who trusted them are literal garbage. & if you shame the girl for sending those photos which they thought were going to be kept private, instead of blaming the guy for being a scummy a.sshole and betraying his partner, you are just as bad.
   
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10. The Ukrainian Chick*
    posted a quote
    September 9, 2013 3:55pm UTC
    comment a food and i wont eat it for the rest of september.
    *cant be a healthy food*
    
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11. The Ukrainian Chick*
    posted a quote
    September 11, 2013 12:14am UTC
    Come On Skinny Love
    JUST LAST THE YEAR ♥ .
    
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12. The Ukrainian Chick*
    posted a quote
    September 10, 2013 5:40pm UTC
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    So this one bully actually
    asked a nerd for his lunch
    money and the nerd replied with
    "Sorry, I must have left it on your moms dresser."
    my quote yo but nmf
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13. The Ukrainian Chick*
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    September 10, 2013 9:41pm UTC
    Its going to be in the ninties tomorrow
    .. its almost fall and I live in Canada.
    
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14. The Ukrainian Chick*
    posted a quote
    September 13, 2013 12:04am UTC
    I think about you 25/8
    
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15. The Ukrainian Chick*
    posted a quote
    September 14, 2013 11:35am UTC
    *points to ur lap* is this seat taken
    
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16. The Ukrainian Chick*
    posted a quote
    September 14, 2013 1:41pm UTC
    We Buy Things We
    dont want
    With Money We
    dont have
    To Impress People We
    dont like
    
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17. The Ukrainian Chick*
    posted a quote
    September 14, 2013 3:18pm UTC
    Weather Forecast?
    100% c h a n c e o f t e a r s.
    
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18. The Ukrainian Chick*
    posted a quote
    September 14, 2013 5:28pm UTC
    i like wearing lipstick because you leave marks on
    literally everything omg. kiss a boy’s cheek? my boy
    now. drink out of a cup? my cup forever. don’t even
    think about having coffee out of that thing. it’s like marking your territory
    
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19. The Ukrainian Chick*
    posted a quote
    September 14, 2013 8:53pm UTC
    when you wear
    maxi pads and it feels like ur wearing a diaper
    
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20. Lane *
    posted a quote
    August 29, 2013 6:59pm UTC
    " What's up?"
    -My pants
    " Not really we live in the 21st centry."
    
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