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1. xOstephh27
   posted a quote
   April 25, 2011 7:56pm UTC
   Just because somebody flirts with -
   you, { d o e s n ' t } mean they like
   you. Just because somebody | | |
   / l i k e s you doesn't mean they
   [ want ] to go out with you. Just \
   because somebody w a n t s to
   *go out* with you, doesn't mean
   they l o v e ♥ you. Just because
   somebody * l♥o♥v♥e♥s you, doesn't
   mean they won't h u r t you.
   Because people l i e, things change.
   Boyfriends cheat, best friends ditch.
   And there are *always going to be
   those people who would kill to see
   \ \ you f a l l . / / ]
   
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2. jgymnastics7
   posted a quote
   April 25, 2011 5:04pm UTC
   A dream
   is a wish your heart makes when you're fast asleep
   
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3. ohhshanappp
   posted a quote
   April 25, 2011 12:00am UTC
   watch my face
   as I pretend to feel no pain. ♥
   
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4. LetTheFlamesBegin
   posted a quote
   January 28, 2011 12:20pm UTC
   When the deserts flood
   & The grass turns blue,
   That's when I'll stop loving you.
   ♥
   
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5. LetTheFlamesBegin
   posted a quote
   February 10, 2011 12:37pm UTC
   ☾ ★ ★ ★ ★ ★
   ★ ★ ★ ★ ★
   Sometimes I lay ★
   ★ ★ under the moon,
   ★ and I thank God ★
   I'm breathing.
   And then I pray, don't take me soon, ★
   Cause I am here for a reason. ★
   ★
   ★
   100% credit to EvilAngel. I loved it.
   
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6. LetTheFlamesBegin
   posted a quote
   February 13, 2011 9:56am UTC
   "If your friends jumped off a cliff, would you?!"
   . . . Actually yes Mom, I would. ♥
   
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7. jjayx5
   posted a quote
   January 23, 2011 9:25pm UTC
   Who else hates
   how their voice
   sounds on recordings?
   
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8. Xobri96Xo
   posted a quote
   April 23, 2011 1:37pm UTC
   Last time I checked,
   this is Wittyprofiles, NOT Eharmony.
   
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9. queenlex13
   posted a quote
   April 23, 2011 1:00pm UTC
   IM CURIOUS !
   SO, favorite if your a righty.
   Comment if your a lefty.
   
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10. 
    posted a quote
    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
    This quote does not exist.
    
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11. FreakyiiZ
    posted a quote
    March 16, 2011 6:04pm UTC
    I Enjoy When People Hate Me
    You're spending your time thinking about me & I don't know who you are.
    Whose life is pathetic again?
    
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12. FreakyiiZ
    posted a quote
    March 23, 2011 4:26pm UTC
    "But mom what if i get kidnapped?"
    "Trust me, they'd bring you back"
    
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13. FreakyiiZ
    posted a quote
    March 24, 2011 7:24pm UTC
    One day, a little boy wrote to Santa Clause,
    "Please send me a sister."
    Santa Clause wrote him back,
    "Ok, send me your mother."
    
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14. FreakyiiZ
    posted a quote
    March 24, 2011 11:29pm UTC
    I'm Not Trying To Impress You...
    But...
    I Eat Cereal At Night ;]
    
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15. FreakyiiZ
    posted a quote
    April 21, 2011 10:25pm UTC
    ☐ Single
    ☐ Taken
    ☑ Fresher Than A MuthaFucka
    
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16. FreakyiiZ
    posted a quote
    April 22, 2011 7:13am UTC
    The Awkward Moment
    when the guy who discovered milk has to explain how he found it.
    
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17. FreakyiiZ
    posted a quote
    April 22, 2011 7:18am UTC
    The Awkward Moment
    when two pedophiles start talking to each other online, pretending to be kids, and then meet up.
    
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18. FreakyiiZ
    posted a quote
    April 22, 2011 7:26am UTC
    The Awkward Moment
    when a fat kid says "That's how I roll"
    
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19. 
    posted a quote
    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
    This quote does not exist.
    
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20. secretlove707
    posted a quote
    April 24, 2011 11:01am UTC
    & i wish
    i could co-star in a movie with you.
    at least then i would be
    able to kiss you,
    even if it was just for the cameras.
    
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