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  1. skrewing* skrewing*
    posted a quote
    November 2, 2012 1:53pm UTC
    That awkward moment---
    When you see an ad, and think its a quote.

  2. mareadia914 mareadia914
    posted a quote
    October 5, 2011 8:03pm UTC
    Your ipod? Laptop? Ipad?
    All because of one man:
    Steve Jobs. Even those of you
    who don't use Mac. Steve Jobs had the idea for Itunes. Music would'nt exist the way it does without him. So comon guys.
    Lets fave this one for him ♥

  3. XxprettixX XxprettixX
    posted a quote
    November 10, 2011 4:20pm UTC
    Format by XxprettixX
    On a scale of 1 to Spongebob
    how ready are you? ?`d
    ♥♥♥
    Format by XxprettixX Removal of credit is punishable by DEATH.

  4. clicktheheartif clicktheheartif
    posted a quote
    September 9, 2011 9:03pm UTC
    Hey, you there!
    Can you stop scrolling
    for just a second;
    and click the heart for...
    the ones who lost
    their lives on
    Sept. 11, 2001.

  5. wittygirl2010 wittygirl2010
    posted a quote
    January 14, 2011 4:39pm UTC
    ‎3 yrs old "Mommy, I love you."
    13 yrs old "Mom, whatever!"
    16 yrs old: "My mom is so annoying!"
    18 yrs old "I wanna leave this house."
    25 yrs old: "Mom, you were right"
    30 yrs old "I want to go back to my Mom's house".
    50 yrs old: "I don't want to lose my mom."
    70 yrs old: "I would give up EVERYTHING for my mom to be here.....with me."
    ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
    You only have 1 mom.
    Fave this if you appreciate
    & love your mom!
    text message*

  6. badwolf* badwolf*
    posted a quote
    September 29, 2011 4:34pm UTC
    ♥ this and your nose will automatically
    itch

  7. briiitttttttany briiitttttttany
    posted a quote
    July 20, 2011 7:06pm UTC
    Nice tan,
    What's your race? Carrot?

  8. TogetherForever TogetherForever
    posted a quote
    November 28, 2010 9:07pm UTC
    click to see this quote

  9. beautyinabox beautyinabox
    posted a quote
    December 28, 2010 1:08pm UTC
    Favorite if you've ever had a,
    Neopets, Club Penguin, Webkinz, Stardoll, Millsberry, or Tamagotchi.

  10. kandykyra kandykyra
    posted a quote
    February 24, 2011 8:04pm UTC
    Long but worth while...i promise
    Her name was Abby
    She was only five
    This is what happened
    When she was alive
    Her dad was a drunk
    Her mom was an addict
    Her parents kept her
    Locked in an attic
    Her only friend
    was a little toy bear
    It was old and worn out
    And had patches of hair
    She always talked to it
    When no one's around
    She lays there and hugs it
    Not a peep of sound
    Until her parents
    unlock the door
    Some more and more pain
    She'll have to endore
    A bruise on her leg
    A scar on her face
    Why would she be
    In such a horrible place?
    But she grabs her bear
    And softly crys
    She loves her parents
    But they want her to die
    She sits in the corner
    Quiet but thinking,
    " God, why? Why is
    My life always sinking? "
    Such a bad life
    For a sad little kid
    She'd get beaten and beaten
    For anything she did
    Then one night
    Her mom came home high
    The poor child was hit and slapped
    As hours went by
    Then her mom suddenly
    Grabbed for a blade
    It was sharp and pointy
    One that she made
    She thrusted the blade
    Right in her chest,
    " You deserve to die
    You worthless pest! "
    The mom walked out
    Leaving the girl slowly dying
    She grabbed her bear
    And again started crying
    Police showed up
    At the small little house
    They quickly barged in
    Everything was as quiet as a mouse
    One officer slowly
    Opened a door
    To find the sad little girl
    Lying on the floor
    It must have been bad
    To go through so much harm
    But at least she died
    With her best friend in her arms
    Press the <3 if your against Child ABUSE

  11. audreyann audreyann
    posted a quote
    November 1, 2010 4:07pm UTC
    I have a secret mission for those of you who just highlighted this. Here's what you have to do:
    1. Fave the quote so the helplessly confused will be wondering why a blank quote is so loved <3
    2. Comment saying something random like "I like reeses, too!"
    or "OMG, I love love love elephants!"
    or "I wish I had an I love my mom tattoo!"
    3. Yay! You're done! Let's see what happens...

  12. foreverxtogether foreverxtogether
    posted a quote
    July 12, 2010 11:09am UTC
    click to see this quote

  13. Little Wolf* Little Wolf*
    posted a quote
    July 21, 2010 9:32pm UTC
    Only ninjas can read this quote.
    Congratulations. If you're reading this, you're a ninja.
    To prove your dedication to the ninja society, please
    favourite this quote, and let the non-ninjas wonder as
    to why this has so many favourites. NINJAS RULE

  14. 1laura1218 1laura1218
    posted a quote
    September 4, 2012 3:00pm UTC
    2+2=fish
    3+3=8
    7+7=triangle
    8+8=butterfly
    fav if you get this

  15. walshey98 walshey98
    posted a quote
    August 31, 2012 9:44am UTC
    ADMIT IT
    WHEN YOU SHUT OFF THE LIGHTS IN THE BASEMENT, YOU GET THE FUDGE OUT OF
    THERE.

  16. queen* queen*
    posted a quote
    July 11, 2012 8:11pm UTC
    Instead of killing yourself
    wait until
    a year from now
    where you say,
    "Holy f//k,
    I can't believe I was going to kill my self before I etcetera'd...
    before I went skinny dipping in Tennessee,
    made my own IPA,
    tried out for a game show,
    rode a camel drunk,
    skydived alone,
    learned to waltz with clumsy old people,
    photographed electric jellyfish,
    built a sailboat from trash,
    taught someone how to read,
    etc. etc. etc."
    The red washing
    down the bathtub
    can't change the color of the sea
    at all.
    I saw this on tumblr. It needed to be shared.

  17. queen* queen*
    posted a quote
    November 21, 2011 4:54pm UTC
    Acting like in idiot with your friends and then thinking
    'this is why we don't have boyfriends....'

  18. queen* queen*
    posted a quote
    December 9, 2011 9:21pm UTC
    Truth be told I miss you
    truth be told I'm lying
    When you see my face I hope it gives you hell

  19. queen* queen*
    posted a quote
    January 9, 2012 7:05pm UTC
    Yelling at the T.V
    because Dora doesn't have a sense of direction

  20. queen* queen*
    posted a quote
    January 25, 2012 6:59pm UTC
    I found my Peeta♥
    I'm just not his
    Katniss.
    All mine no jocking

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