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  1. unitopia25 unitopia25
    posted a quote
    June 5, 2012 9:34pm UTC
    London Tipton's really great! Really great! London Tipton's really great, and deserves the opposite of hate,
    which is love!
    who remembers this?

  2. winterswishingwell winterswishingwell
    posted a quote
    June 3, 2012 10:52pm UTC
    panda bears are the ninja version of polar bears

  3. Softball2112 Softball2112
    posted a quote
    June 3, 2012 8:27pm UTC
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    What I do when I cant hear someone:
    4% Tell them I cant hear them
    1% Move closer so I can hear
    20% Repeadedly shout "what?!"
    75% Laugh, and hope it wasnt a question
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    *

  4. Cassakia Cassakia
    posted a quote
    June 4, 2012 7:59pm UTC
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    Admit it
    You don't call gatorade by it's flavor you call it by it's color
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    ♥♥♥
    nmq/nmf

  5. AndSoItGoes* AndSoItGoes*
    posted a quote
    June 3, 2012 8:59pm UTC
    Random Fact
    It cost 7 million dollars to build the Titanic and 200 million to make a movie about it.
    nmf

  6. TyLeRiShOt TyLeRiShOt
    posted a quote
    June 3, 2012 9:07pm UTC
    It takes skill
    To trip over flat surfaces and fall up the stairs. ;).

  7. RainbowMarshmellows RainbowMarshmellows
    posted a quote
    June 3, 2012 7:11pm UTC
    If it's 10 times better than the leading brand,
    Then why isn't it the leading brand?

  8. rissa7373 rissa7373
    posted a quote
    June 3, 2012 8:07pm UTC
    "Did you get braces?"
    No, I just ate a transformer and forgot to floss.

  9. $* $*
    posted a quote
    June 3, 2012 4:45pm UTC
    Format credit: Sandrasaurus
    Ever wonder what those freaky animals are that are
    chasing you in Temple Run?
    Format by Sandrasaurus

  10. AlyssaCBryan AlyssaCBryan
    posted a quote
    June 3, 2012 4:55pm UTC
    Not finding your mother in the grocery store;
    No matter how old you are, it is always a reason to panic.

  11. theycallmeadriana theycallmeadriana
    posted a quote
    June 3, 2012 5:02pm UTC
    If 4 out of 5 people suffer from diarrhea, does that mean 1 person enjoys it?
    ~my friend Nyra.

  12. ShellyyGottSkillss ShellyyGottSkillss
    posted a quote
    June 3, 2012 5:03pm UTC
    Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia.
    we all learned a new word on that episode of wizards of waverly place.

  13. angelafalcone angelafalcone
    posted a quote
    June 3, 2012 5:13pm UTC
    Have you ever noticed....
    You never see a BurgerKing or McDonald's under construction,
    /THEY JUST SHOW UP/

  14. sophsunflower12 sophsunflower12
    posted a quote
    June 3, 2012 5:38pm UTC
    you know there's
    something wrong with our society when people are still wearing Uggs in JUNE.

  15. fieldhockeylover1418092 fieldhockeylover1418092
    posted a quote
    June 3, 2012 5:48pm UTC
    format: sk8ter_gurl_17
    I love it when I buy a bag of air
    and the company is nice enough to put a
    couple of chips in it

  16. HannaKScar HannaKScar
    posted a quote
    June 3, 2012 5:57pm UTC
    I go to
    a school
    where the students
    are higher
    than their
    grades

  17. superman2727 superman2727
    posted a quote
    June 3, 2012 6:02pm UTC
    Admit It..
    You've tried to swim in the pool with flip-flops on.
    the only

  18. LiveLaughSpike246798 LiveLaughSpike246798
    posted a quote
    June 3, 2012 6:04pm UTC
    Whenever I really need to get somewhere,
    all the lights on the street turn red.

  19. eandhheart eandhheart
    posted a quote
    June 3, 2012 6:07pm UTC
    Is just me or does every disney
    :/
    channel star end up singing?

  20. TheBigBangTheory TheBigBangTheory
    posted a quote
    June 3, 2012 6:07pm UTC
    Relatable post #7:
    Dear parents, thanks for giving me such a weird name Sincerely, My Name Is Never On Those Customized Key Chains
    Format by Sandrasaurus

:)

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