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  1. ecawesomeness ecawesomeness
    posted a quote
    April 29, 2013 6:06am UTC
    Seeing a good quote from a year ago;
    should I favorite??
    would that seem stalkerish??
    it's from a year ago...
    but it's such an amazing quote!!
    maybe the writer won't mind.
    but what if she does???
    what if she thinks I'm some creep?
    what if she's waiting on someone else to fave it?
    screw this.

  2. Rajsonkar Rajsonkar
    posted a quote
    April 29, 2013 12:25pm UTC
    Other wittians: I dont write for faves
    Me: i dont write
    that was pretty honest. . . . .hmmmmm ??

  3. xxheather109xx xxheather109xx
    posted a quote
    November 27, 2009 6:23pm UTC
    Favorite this if...
    you check your phone for no reason, because you know nobody texted you.
    you will go slightly out of your way to step on a crunchy looking leaf.
    you always hear your name, when its not being called.
    you hate hearing your voice in recordings.
    you use the word "thingy" when you can't remember what something is called.
    you pretend your writing in class so the teacher won't call on you.
    you say the entire alphabet because you can't remember what letter comes next.
    facebook
    (:

  4. hiddenshadows hiddenshadows
    posted a quote
    May 1, 2010 12:23am UTC
    Creepy?
    Have a history teacher try to explain this to you.
    Abraham Lincoln was elected in Congress in
    1846.
    John F. Kennedy was elected in Congress in
    1946.
    Abraham Lincoln was elected president in
    1860.
    John F. Kennedy was elected president in
    1960.
    The names Lincoln and Kennedy
    both have seven letters.
    Both were particularly concerned with civil rights.
    Both wives lost their children while living in the white house.
    Both presidents were shot on a friday.
    Both
    presidents were shot in the head.
    Lincoln's secretary was named
    Kennedy.
    Can you guess yet?
    Kennedy's secretary was named
    Lincoln.
    Both were assisnated by Southerners,
    both were succeeded by Southerners,
    Both successors were named Johnson.
    Lincoln's successor was born in
    1808.
    Kennedy's successor was born in
    1908.
    Lincoln's assinator was born in 1839,
    While Kennedy's was born in 1939.
    Both assassins were known by
    three names.
    Both names are composed of
    15 letters.
    It gets better;
    Lincoln was shot in a theatre named Kennedy;
    Kennedy was shot in a car named 'Lincoln'.
    Booth ran from a theatre and was caught in a warehouse.
    Oswald ran from a warehouse and was caught in a theatre.
    & here's the best part:
    A week before Lincoln's assissnation, he was in Monroe, Maryland.
    A week before Kennedy's assissnation, he was with
    Marilyn Monroe.

  5. love_drunk love_drunk
    posted a quote
    August 28, 2011 11:07am UTC
    I've been cutting myself for over three years,
    and I've finally had enough...
    So,
    For every fav, I'll go a day without cutting myself
    &For every comment, I'll throw away one of my blades. <3

  6. Babcock20 Babcock20
    posted a quote
    August 7, 2011 9:02pm UTC
    Fave this if you're
    Insecure about yourself,
    Comment what it is

  7. lynnsweets143 lynnsweets143
    posted a quote
    October 15, 2011 12:45pm UTC
    -------------------------
    Click the heart and he will
    text you♥
    -------------------------
    NMF

  8. rockandrolllamb rockandrolllamb
    posted a quote
    October 10, 2010 10:06pm UTC
    Did you know?
    When you snap your fingers,
    the sound is created from your
    middle finger hitting your palm
    – not your thumb rubbing against your index finger.
    >> fave. if you just snapped your fingers :) <<
    fave if you just snapped your fing

  9. Althearose Althearose
    posted a quote
    October 9, 2011 9:23pm UTC
    That Awkward Moment
    When your friends are comparing bones they've broken
    And you're just sitting there like
    "I broke my pencil one time..."

  10. Echo_741 Echo_741
    posted a quote
    January 29, 2011 11:39am UTC
    I'm taking → a survey.
    If you support gay marriage; comment.
    If you are against gay marriage; comment.
    If you want to see a panda on a unicycle juggling pineapples; FAVE.

  11. SocietyKilledTheTeenager SocietyKilledTheTeenager
    posted a quote
    January 14, 2012 12:25pm UTC
    It's been 2 days since my boyfriend died.
    I still can't stop crying..
    I know he'd want me to be strong, but I can't, I just can't..
    He was too young to die.. He was only 15 years old.
    I don't want to live without him.
    I don't think I can do this. :'/
    CANCER, I FREAKING HATE YOU.
    Rest In Peace Matthew
    (FramingMatthew on Witty)
    8/17/1996 - 1/12/2012
    I'll never forget you..
    I love you.

  12. ilovemycraziess ilovemycraziess
    posted a quote
    June 5, 2011 9:31am UTC
    favorite this if you're not the same person that you were a year ago.__________x
    ♥♥♥

  13. AnchorChasing AnchorChasing
    posted a quote
    December 26, 2011 9:27pm UTC
    R.I.P
    to the family of 7 who died because a man decided
    to dress up as Santa clause , ring there doorbell and
    shoot them on Christmas day in Texas. Fave if you care.

  14. lovemexo13 lovemexo13
    posted a quote
    April 29, 2011 3:56pm UTC
    Hey Guys!
    please read this?
    -So I emailed the head of
    Witty & I told him that we
    really should have notifications.
    && he said that if THIS quote gets
    5,000 ❤'s...
    witty will then have notifications!
    please fav this
    xoxo

  15. clicktheheartif clicktheheartif
    posted a quote
    September 9, 2011 9:03pm UTC
    Hey, you there!
    Can you stop scrolling
    for just a second;
    and click the heart for...
    the ones who lost
    their lives on
    Sept. 11, 2001.

  16. Savannahxaleese Savannahxaleese
    posted a quote
    June 11, 2011 7:41pm UTC
    I have Cancer
    My name is Savannah. Im 16 and I have bone cancer. I was diagnosed 6 months ago, and have been in treatment for 4 months. Im becoming weak, and losing my hair. Im so scared, but i try to stay strong.I am not making this quote for sympathy, im making it for a reason. I dont know how much longer I have left to live, but i am a fighter and will not let this disease destory me. However, I have made a list of 100 things I want to accomplish before i die(inspired from the Buried Life). Number 42 on my list is to get 2000 favs on a quote on witty. I know, this is a lot to ask, but i am asking you my witty sisters, to please help me out. Every fav will help me cross this thing off my list. Im sure your tired of seeing quotes like this, but this is the only favor i will ever ask from you girls. If you did read this, i love you so much. Thankyouu♥

  17. Ceira Ceira
    posted a quote
    July 2, 2010 3:05am UTC
    When you were 12 years old, she warned you not to watch certain TV shows.
    You thanked her by waiting until she left the house to watch them.
    When you were 13, she suggested a haircut that was becoming.
    You thanked her by telling her she had no taste.
    When you were 14, she paid for a month away at summer camp.
    You thanked her by forgetting to write a single letter.
    When you were 15, she came home from work, expecting a hug.
    You thanked her by having your bedroom door locked.
    When you were 16, she taught you how to drive her car.
    You thanked her by taking it every chance you could.
    When you were 17, she was expecting an important call.
    You thanked her by being on the phone all night.
    When you were 18, she cried at your high school graduation.
    You thanked her by staying out partying until dawn.
    When you were 19, she paid for your college tuition, drove you to campus carried your bags
    You thanked her by saying good-bye outside the dorm so you wouldn't be embarrassed in front of your friends.
    When you were 25, she helped to pay for your wedding, and she cried and told you how deeply she loved you.
    You thanked her by moving halfway across the country.
    When you were 50, she fell ill and needed you to take care of her.
    You thanked her by reading about the burden parents become to their children.
    And then, one day, she quietly died. And everything you never did came crashing down like thunder on YOUR HEART.
    Fave This, If Your mom means all the world to you <3

  18. kandykyra kandykyra
    posted a quote
    February 24, 2011 8:04pm UTC
    Long but worth while...i promise
    Her name was Abby
    She was only five
    This is what happened
    When she was alive
    Her dad was a drunk
    Her mom was an addict
    Her parents kept her
    Locked in an attic
    Her only friend
    was a little toy bear
    It was old and worn out
    And had patches of hair
    She always talked to it
    When no one's around
    She lays there and hugs it
    Not a peep of sound
    Until her parents
    unlock the door
    Some more and more pain
    She'll have to endore
    A bruise on her leg
    A scar on her face
    Why would she be
    In such a horrible place?
    But she grabs her bear
    And softly crys
    She loves her parents
    But they want her to die
    She sits in the corner
    Quiet but thinking,
    " God, why? Why is
    My life always sinking? "
    Such a bad life
    For a sad little kid
    She'd get beaten and beaten
    For anything she did
    Then one night
    Her mom came home high
    The poor child was hit and slapped
    As hours went by
    Then her mom suddenly
    Grabbed for a blade
    It was sharp and pointy
    One that she made
    She thrusted the blade
    Right in her chest,
    " You deserve to die
    You worthless pest! "
    The mom walked out
    Leaving the girl slowly dying
    She grabbed her bear
    And again started crying
    Police showed up
    At the small little house
    They quickly barged in
    Everything was as quiet as a mouse
    One officer slowly
    Opened a door
    To find the sad little girl
    Lying on the floor
    It must have been bad
    To go through so much harm
    But at least she died
    With her best friend in her arms
    Press the <3 if your against Child ABUSE

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